Oh Issac, you so silly.. old testament Yawvey is an asshole.. iil. So god is Sue Elllen? < (Read for the reference) Oh Issac you so silly old testament Yawvey is an asshole iil So god Sue Elllen? < (Read for the reference)
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#2 - doctornick
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(08/13/2012) [-]
So god is Sue Elllen?

< (Read for the reference)
#216 to #2 - captainrattrap
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Holy **** I'm dying over here. It makes it even more hilarious since OP seems like he's serious.
#221 to #2 - xkatiexprime
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#137 to #2 - uberteddy
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(08/13/2012) [-]
THE ASS WAS FAT
#3 to #2 - shamefulhumor [OP]
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(08/13/2012) [-]
That made me laugh so hard i'm going to Thumb every comment you've posted in the past week.
#18 to #2 - roxasbaby
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#5 - RageRambo
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I swear 4chan must've had a hand in this game.
#37 to #5 - lolfacerage
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I think /v/ hates this game.
#7 to #5 - rainbowtacos ONLINE
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That game is ******* scary
#8 to #7 - abaraxus
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(08/13/2012) [-]
DAMN ISSAC, YOU SCARY
#23 to #8 - AnonsForSure
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I swear to god, in these situations I genuinely feel sorry for him :(
#64 to #23 - abaraxus
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Though the Satan fight is epic, especially the music to it.
#65 to #64 - AnonsForSure
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(08/13/2012) [-]
The whole soundtrack is awesome!
#67 to #65 - abaraxus
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Ture, true
#72 to #67 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
what game is that?
#88 to #72 - legacydark
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(08/13/2012) [-]
The Binding of Isaac
#24 to #5 - darklit
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(08/13/2012) [-]
i played the **** outta that game
#170 to #24 - nicefartporn **User deleted account**
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#30 - sgtwilliam ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
When tempted, no one should say, "God is tempting me." For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone;
-James 1:13

God tempted Abraham
-Genesis 22:1



Wut
#36 to #30 - doodthedud
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I know it's not the only example, but there have been many arguments about the book of James being in the Bible. Its legit-itude is doubted (by more than people who doubt the whole Bible)
#130 to #30 - McFuckUp
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He didn't tempt Abraham. He told him to kill his son to see if he was obedient, and then he stopped him before he could.
Tempting would be like, "If you kill your son may the blumpkins you receive be plentiful and moist"
#138 to #30 - attifyon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Guise, what if
Guise listen
Guise what if bible is more like
Guise srsly
Guise what if biblie is more like a novel
Srsly guise
More like a novel rather than a rulebook
Guise listen
What if we aren't supposed to take everything seriously?
#243 to #138 - lillickems
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Take this.
Take this.
#53 to #30 - dualshooter
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Wait, no, stop.

I just went to Genesis 22:1 it DOESN'T say that. The word is 'tested', not tempted [ www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+22%3A1-19&version=NIV ].
#57 to #53 - sgtwilliam ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Also in the old scripts it says "tento" which means tempt but the translation over time got it to be "tested" for some reason ..
#56 to #53 - sgtwilliam ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
http://drb.scripturetext.com/genesis/22.htm


This just proves the general contradictions in the bible where everything is rewritten every few years.
#59 to #56 - dualshooter
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I just went through 32 translations, and thus present:
2 instances of 'tempted'
2 instances of 'tried'
1 instance of 'assayed'
27 instances of 'tested'

But beyond that, I did some research and found this:

"According to the Enhanced Strong’s Lexicon, the word "test" (NASB), "tempt" (KJV) is nacah. It means "1) to test, try, 2) to attempt, assay, try, 3) to test, try, prove, tempt." This is why the KJV translated it as "tempt" and NASB, NIV, NKJV, ESV, and RSV translate it as "test." Therefore, it was a test that God offered to Abraham, not a temptation to sin."
- carm.org/does-god-tempt-people

Furthermore, I'd like to point out that at no point did God ever give Abraham any sort of temptation, God instead gave him an order. In this context, 'test' is a better translation than 'tempt'.

If you'd like, you can have a look at the possible translations of the original word 'nacah': http://www.studylight.org/lex/heb/view.cgi?number=05254
#142 - louiewhat
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#4 - legacydark
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(08/13/2012) [-]
ISAAAAAAAAAAC ???
#17 to #4 - cadaverbox
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(08/13/2012) [-]
*ahem* Yeah, bitch?
#27 to #17 - attifyon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
hii
#87 to #17 - legacydark
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Errrr... Nice move you son of a b****
#109 to #87 - cadaverbox
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I'm your son.
#111 to #109 - legacydark
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(08/13/2012) [-]
that was the joke...
*ba-dum tsssss*
#60 - masterboll
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(08/13/2012) [-]
i came to the atheist channel to argue with atheists,
not to actually laugh at the content
#15 - wakaflokoflame
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#12 - zzzbrabbitzzz
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(08/13/2012) [-]
gfw
#68 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I hate every single last one of you. You're all self righteous hypocrites and i actually feel dumber every time i read one of your comments. Think about yourself for a second you support a show meant for 5 year old girls (My little pony) and pretty much all of you believe in racism. You make fun of other races and country's to make yourself feel better about your country and race. And from reading your posts you all seem like you are heavily socially awkward but that's ok because you all just spend all your time on the internet. You are all truly the excrement of society. Oh and yeah go ahead send all your generic ''I slept with your mom" post or your constantly reused GIF/PIC that you did not even make. To make yourself feel better about your pathetic life
#101 to #68 - zasferta
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(08/13/2012) [-]
someone has a stick in their ass.......
#107 to #101 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Look another mature and sophisticated reply
#110 to #107 - zasferta
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(08/13/2012) [-]
**zasferta rolled a random image posted in comment #52067 at Slice of Life thread II ** was just sayin need ta chill out
#86 to #68 - scolipede
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(08/13/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#163 to #86 - generalrevan
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Good one.
#115 to #86 - stackingboxes
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(08/13/2012) [-]
i feel ike this is not true. why would the "greatest sniper in the whole united armed force" be on FJ? how about a name my fine gentleman
#124 to #115 - comeherekids
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(08/13/2012) [-]
dude this floats around the internet. It's just a copy and paste
#117 to #115 - stackingboxes
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(08/13/2012) [-]
il give you a few mins to look up a good name on google
#89 to #86 - shadowrunnerr
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(08/13/2012) [-]
If you really were from the Navy Seals, you'd know it's spelt "guerilla warfare."
#93 to #89 - dzamie
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Copypasta recognition grade: F
#127 to #89 - gameshredder
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(08/13/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
#319 to #68 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
he is true though, like 80% of people on here are probably social awkward *****, those kind of kids in high school that sit on the side of the hall with black long greasy hair wearing skull t-shirts and awkwardly hunched over kissing their emo girlfriends...
#75 to #68 - superbadjoe
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Welcome to the internet, Dumb ass
#74 to #68 - welfarekid
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Hey don't be a cunt.
#105 to #68 - SonofChuck
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(08/13/2012) [-]
You seem upset, here is a picture of Don King.
#143 to #68 - ryantheatheist
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(08/13/2012) [-]
great, now **** off.
#98 to #68 - gasster
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(08/13/2012) [-]
scumbag anon- insults everyone for generalising and stereotyping,

does exactly the same thing to everyone on this website.
#83 to #68 - bramy
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Wait... I just realized that all these guys go on funnyjunk to hate on us

And they say we dont have any lives
#95 to #83 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I am leaving permanently. I just wanted to tell you all how society looks at you i have already wasted 30secs typing that paragraph
#135 to #95 - thenez ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
>leaving permanently
>comes back to reply to comments
do you not see anything wrong with this?
#149 to #135 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Oh i have stayed cause you are all so amusing. Very fun to see how you guys reacted to the truth but i should be going i have had of **** stain you call a site
#150 to #149 - thenez ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
>"I hate every single last one of you. You're all self righteous hypocrites and i actually feel dumber every time i read one of your comments. Think about yourself for a second you support a show meant for 5 year old girls (My little pony) and pretty much all of you believe in racism. You make fun of other races and country's to make yourself feel better about your country and race. And from reading your posts you all seem like you are heavily socially awkward but that's ok because you all just spend all your time on the internet. You are all truly the excrement of society. Oh and yeah go ahead send all your generic ''I slept with your mom" post or your constantly reused GIF/PIC that you did not even make. To make yourself feel better about your pathetic life "
>"i have stayed because you are all so amusing"
#152 to #150 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I never said your site was not funny
#154 to #152 - thenez ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
then why are you leaving?
#156 to #154 - leaving
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(08/13/2012) [-]
No, I'm Leaving.
#158 to #154 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Because you often go a bit to far on the joke's. And some of you people are to much of an asshole for me to bear
#159 to #158 - thenez ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
there's a little something that we do on this site.
its called ignoring a certain group of people.
its pretty simple really, why don't you try it out?
#207 to #95 - polonius
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(08/13/2012) [-]
But...You're an Anon, what does your opinion matter ? You're a hypocrite for generalizing the population of FJ for some of the same things you accused of us in your post.
#91 to #83 - enclavexremnant
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#71 to #68 - serotonin
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Comment Picture
#82 to #68 - lolme
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Someone being mean... ON THE INTERNET!?
Someone being mean... ON THE INTERNET!?
#79 to #68 - boxdweller ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I don't care!
I don't care!
#73 to #68 - tonyxx
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(08/13/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#90 to #68 - hugora
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(08/13/2012) [-]
How about no.
#76 to #68 - peskypete
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#99 to #68 - mrhelmetman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
TL:DR, this guy mad.
#133 to #68 - thenez ONLINE
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#162 to #68 - beavisnbutthead
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#84 to #68 - takesomemorewater
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(08/13/2012) [-]
ogm teh kid is maaad....   
   
Next time, don't be a pussy...make a user so we can see who the **** you are...
ogm teh kid is maaad....

Next time, don't be a pussy...make a user so we can see who the **** you are...
#94 to #84 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Why? I'm never going to be back here
#129 to #94 - takesomemorewater
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Yea...it didn't seem like it...
#197 to #94 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE
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(08/13/2012) [-]
yet you stare here, continuing on your hissy fit.
#92 to #68 - aiurynna
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#144 to #68 - pukingrainbows
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Ok.
#113 to #68 - stackingboxes
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(08/13/2012) [-]
didnt even bother reading.   
just thumb down and keep moving on
didnt even bother reading.
just thumb down and keep moving on
#116 to #113 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Thats funny cause you just did everything i was mentioning in that paragraph. Congrats
#69 to #68 - dedaluminus
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(08/13/2012) [-]
So much rage! Sit back, relax, and if you don't like FJ and the people on it, leave.
So much rage! Sit back, relax, and if you don't like FJ and the people on it, leave.
#70 to #69 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
I am i just wanted to tell you all how society looks at you
#136 to #70 - thenez ONLINE
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#78 to #68 - imnotironman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Just **** off. no one cares what you think anyway. its not like your long retarded speeches is going to change how we act because really we just dont give a ****. So spare your time and go hang with the rest of the tards thinking they will rule the world if they post "war" Videos on youtube which will humiliate them for the rest of their lifes that they will actually make a change. The only thing you do is to start tonnes of youtard discussions that the rest of the more mature parts of the world are sitting and laughing at.
#80 to #78 - imnotironman
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Thinking that they will actually make a change*
#97 to #78 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
You are calling your site mature? Wow. Just look at all these pitiful reply's
#187 to #68 - superbadjoe
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Comment Picture
#108 to #68 - conagheraxe
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(08/13/2012) [-]
Not sure if it's a copypasta but it still got a chuckle out of me.
Not sure if it's a copypasta but it still got a chuckle out of me.
#118 to #68 - sooperdooper
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(08/13/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
#120 to #118 - enclavexremnant
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(08/13/2012) [-]
It does not look like a copypasta
#121 to #120 - sooperdooper
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(08/13/2012) [-]
it is absolutely a copypasta
#122 to #121 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
No its not. Did i sound sketchy? Oh well i don't care i got my point across
#123 to #122 - sooperdooper
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(08/13/2012) [-]
oh no, i believe yours was original, enclavexremnant was talking about the comment i posted in reply to you, and i was confirming that my comment was indeed copypasta
#126 - gameshredder
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#204 to #126 - anon
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(08/13/2012) [-]
That took me how long to make that connection?..