Oh Issac, you so silly.. old testament Yawvey is an asshole.. iil. So god is Sue Elllen? < (Read for the reference)
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#2 - doctornick (08/13/2012) [-]
So god is Sue Elllen?

< (Read for the reference)
User avatar #137 to #2 - uberteddy (08/13/2012) [-]
THE ASS WAS FAT
User avatar #216 to #2 - captainrattrap (08/13/2012) [-]
Holy **** I'm dying over here. It makes it even more hilarious since OP seems like he's serious.
#3 to #2 - shamefulhumor (08/13/2012) [-]
That made me laugh so hard i'm going to Thumb every comment you've posted in the past week.
#204 to #126 - Rascal (08/13/2012) [-]
That took me how long to make that connection?..
#4 - legacydark (08/13/2012) [-]
ISAAAAAAAAAAC ???
#17 to #4 - cadaverbox (08/13/2012) [-]
*ahem* Yeah, bitch?
#87 to #17 - legacydark (08/13/2012) [-]
Errrr... Nice move you son of a b****
User avatar #109 to #87 - cadaverbox (08/13/2012) [-]
I'm your son.
User avatar #111 to #109 - legacydark (08/13/2012) [-]
that was the joke...
*ba-dum tsssss*
#28 - tolazytomakename (08/13/2012) [-]
I will do as you wish my lord.
#131 to #28 - lostfaux (08/13/2012) [-]
I rage so hard at that game. The STUPIDEST little things kill me. Like a fly or a tiny shot...    
It's still a very fun game.   
   
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I rage so hard at that game. The STUPIDEST little things kill me. Like a fly or a tiny shot...
It's still a very fun game.

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#5 - RageRambo (08/13/2012) [-]
I swear 4chan must've had a hand in this game.
User avatar #37 to #5 - lolfacerage (08/13/2012) [-]
I think /v/ hates this game.
User avatar #7 to #5 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
That game is ******* scary
User avatar #8 to #7 - abaraxus (08/13/2012) [-]
DAMN ISSAC, YOU SCARY
#23 to #8 - AnonsForSure (08/13/2012) [-]
I swear to god, in these situations I genuinely feel sorry for him :(
#64 to #23 - abaraxus (08/13/2012) [-]
Though the Satan fight is epic, especially the music to it.
User avatar #65 to #64 - AnonsForSure (08/13/2012) [-]
The whole soundtrack is awesome!
User avatar #67 to #65 - abaraxus (08/13/2012) [-]
Ture, true
#72 to #67 - Rascal (08/13/2012) [-]
what game is that?
User avatar #88 to #72 - legacydark (08/13/2012) [-]
The Binding of Isaac
#24 to #5 - darklit (08/13/2012) [-]
i played the **** outta that game
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#60 - masterboll (08/13/2012) [-]
i came to the atheist channel to argue with atheists,
not to actually laugh at the content
#55 - arjunz (08/13/2012) [-]
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#196 - boomdady (08/13/2012) [-]
A funny religious post? What is this...   
   
Although I don't see what this has to to with Atheism at all
A funny religious post? What is this...

Although I don't see what this has to to with Atheism at all
User avatar #206 to #196 - anonymousattorney (08/13/2012) [-]
Same. Still, it would explain a bit as to why God would do it in the first place, other than just testing Abe's faith.
User avatar #30 - sgtwilliam (08/13/2012) [-]
When tempted, no one should say, "God is tempting me." For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone;
-James 1:13

God tempted Abraham
-Genesis 22:1



Wut
#36 to #30 - doodthedud (08/13/2012) [-]
I know it's not the only example, but there have been many arguments about the book of James being in the Bible. Its legit-itude is doubted (by more than people who doubt the whole Bible)
User avatar #130 to #30 - McFuckUp (08/13/2012) [-]
He didn't tempt Abraham. He told him to kill his son to see if he was obedient, and then he stopped him before he could.
Tempting would be like, "If you kill your son may the blumpkins you receive be plentiful and moist"
User avatar #138 to #30 - attifyon (08/13/2012) [-]
Guise, what if
Guise listen
Guise what if bible is more like
Guise srsly
Guise what if biblie is more like a novel
Srsly guise
More like a novel rather than a rulebook
Guise listen
What if we aren't supposed to take everything seriously?
#243 to #138 - lillickems (08/13/2012) [-]
Take this.
Take this.
#53 to #30 - dualshooter (08/13/2012) [-]
Wait, no, stop.

I just went to Genesis 22:1 it DOESN'T say that. The word is 'tested', not tempted [ www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+22%3A1-19&version=NIV ].
User avatar #57 to #53 - sgtwilliam (08/13/2012) [-]
Also in the old scripts it says "tento" which means tempt but the translation over time got it to be "tested" for some reason ..
User avatar #56 to #53 - sgtwilliam (08/13/2012) [-]
http://drb.scripturetext.com/genesis/22.htm


This just proves the general contradictions in the bible where everything is rewritten every few years.
User avatar #59 to #56 - dualshooter (08/13/2012) [-]
I just went through 32 translations, and thus present:
2 instances of 'tempted'
2 instances of 'tried'
1 instance of 'assayed'
27 instances of 'tested'

But beyond that, I did some research and found this:

"According to the Enhanced Strong’s Lexicon, the word "test" (NASB), "tempt" (KJV) is nacah. It means "1) to test, try, 2) to attempt, assay, try, 3) to test, try, prove, tempt." This is why the KJV translated it as "tempt" and NASB, NIV, NKJV, ESV, and RSV translate it as "test." Therefore, it was a test that God offered to Abraham, not a temptation to sin."
- carm.org/does-god-tempt-people

Furthermore, I'd like to point out that at no point did God ever give Abraham any sort of temptation, God instead gave him an order. In this context, 'test' is a better translation than 'tempt'.

If you'd like, you can have a look at the possible translations of the original word 'nacah': http://www.studylight.org/lex/heb/view.cgi?number=05254
User avatar #114 - littlenish (08/13/2012) [-]
Back then, insulting thy neighbor's ass was an offence punishable by death.

lol I dont even know but that just sounds right
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User avatar #175 to #114 - appleboom (08/13/2012) [-]
But isn't calling someone's animal fat a compliment?
User avatar #134 to #114 - funnyfox (08/13/2012) [-]
Add a few "thy"'s and some "Death by stoning" or something, and you're bound to find a verse for it. So, meh.
User avatar #141 to #134 - taxation (08/13/2012) [-]
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass; nor shalt thou calleth it engorged with fleshy material;
Both are offenses punishable by thy stoning until death.
Good enough?
User avatar #139 to #114 - onkii (08/13/2012) [-]
ass as in donkey, right?
User avatar #140 to #139 - littlenish (08/13/2012) [-]
yeah
#125 - Rascal (08/13/2012) [-]
THE. ASS. WAS. FAT.
User avatar #35 - bestestname (08/13/2012) [-]
abraham pls
#237 - decayingapple (08/13/2012) [-]
Ass was fat?
#96 - Rascal (08/13/2012) [-]
Dear anonymous.
There is one flaw in your perspective of FJ that you should note.
We do not care about our "pathetic" lives, nor do we give a single **** about society when we're on FJ. That's the beauty of it- the anonimity of it. FJ is our getaway, where we do what we wish. We troll, we hate, but whatever we do, we love it.
That is why FJ is a special place.
#100 to #96 - Rascal (08/13/2012) [-]
When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut!
#104 to #100 - Rascal (08/13/2012) [-]
^Different Anon*
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