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I was going to dump my Boyfriend because he is a Virgin but before that he dumped
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Well, you kinda are a whore. Dumping because he' s a virgin? Grow the
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#72 - sgtopenleg (08/17/2012) [-]
my ex i was with was making fun of me how i was a virgin so i called whore. which she was found out she was calling people to **** when we were going out.
#70 - doganator (08/17/2012) [-]
**doganator rolled user navestotwo **This makes me want to blow up a synogog. Hbu?
User avatar #71 to #70 - navestotwo (08/17/2012) [-]
I much rather prefer a creeper.
#65 - mans (08/13/2012) [-]
**mans rolled a random image posted in comment #284 at Another racist post **
#63 - nasavvy (08/13/2012) [-]
I swear I may be this guy, my ex didn't want to have sex with me because I was a virgin and she thought it would be awkward because I was "un-expierenced." I ended up dumping her ass a  few weeks later because she was a complete 						*******					 door-knob.
I swear I may be this guy, my ex didn't want to have sex with me because I was a virgin and she thought it would be awkward because I was "un-expierenced." I ended up dumping her ass a few weeks later because she was a complete ******* door-knob.
#56 - Jameshaich (08/13/2012) [-]
Me and 2 of my friends got Girlfriends about a month or two after I got mine.   
They've both 						******					 them senseless, I have done nothing, not even came close.   
mfw I have to hear them both talk about it.
Me and 2 of my friends got Girlfriends about a month or two after I got mine.
They've both ****** them senseless, I have done nothing, not even came close.
mfw I have to hear them both talk about it.
User avatar #60 to #56 - lolollo ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Your friends realize they're both girls, and not brand new xboxes, right?
#66 to #60 - Jameshaich (08/13/2012) [-]
You realise I'm not treating her badly or using her for sex, it's just having to hear about my friends having sex with their girlfriends, whilst I haven't.
If I were treating her like an "xbox" (wtf) I wouldn't be with her.
User avatar #67 to #66 - lolollo ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
You realize I was talking about your friends, and not you, right?
#68 to #67 - Jameshaich (08/13/2012) [-]
Oh right, you don't know my friends.   
No need to judge, when they do a 						****					 load for their girlfriends. You don't know them.
Oh right, you don't know my friends.
No need to judge, when they do a **** load for their girlfriends. You don't know them.
User avatar #69 to #68 - lolollo ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Mmhmm
#55 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
>grow the **** up, child
>implying adults don't have sex
#52 - alucardshellhound (08/13/2012) [-]
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#51 - valabigballs (08/13/2012) [-]
**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Virginity comp ** mfw i used to be a a virgin
**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Virginity comp ** mfw i used to be a a virgin
User avatar #53 to #51 - Just Another Guy (08/13/2012) [-]
lol the content you got that from couldn't be more relevant xD
#45 - xdarkkillerx (08/13/2012) [-]
his virginity is protected
#39 - thecube ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
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#36 - combatex (08/13/2012) [-]
Even Johnny boy thinks this hoe needs a ********
#35 - shizzerkarot (08/13/2012) [-]
Well if she was good, she'd probably prefer being with a virgin... but i'm guessing she just lays back and wants the guys to do all the work
#34 - ronyx (08/13/2012) [-]
That bitch dun goofed real good.
#24 - killermuffin (08/13/2012) [-]
**killermuffin rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Ecards ** MFW I'm a virgin.
#59 to #24 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
dude
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#46 to #24 - doodthedud (08/13/2012) [-]
nice roll
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User avatar #23 - RomanR (08/13/2012) [-]
18 and Im a virgin! OLE!
User avatar #41 to #23 - Tyranitar (08/13/2012) [-]
Just turned 18 and never even went out on a date or kissed a girl.

I have mixed feelings about being king of virgins.
#43 to #41 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
People put too much emphasis on sex, especially in todays society. I used to work with this douchebag and he told me he couldn't decide which one of the two girls we work with that he wanted to go out with. He ended up going out with one of 'em. I told her what he said, she called me a liar... then she gave up her V-card to him, he dumped her and she came crying into work the next day.

She gave me that look that says "don't even say I told you so..."
User avatar #62 to #43 - lolollo ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
I'd have ****** written it down for her then.
+5
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#28 to #23 - supamonkey (08/13/2012) [-]
22 and virign, I win... awwww
22 and virign, I win... awwww
#29 to #28 - bazda (08/13/2012) [-]
I got you beat, at 24.
#42 to #29 - shadowzypher (08/13/2012) [-]
checkmate real picture of me made a movie and everything
#31 to #29 - ihadtoregister (08/13/2012) [-]
24. Was virgin.

Until last week.
#21 - cantpickusername (08/13/2012) [-]
Hmmmm......au...?
#20 - traviver (08/13/2012) [-]
If she didn't want to date a virgin...						****					 him?
If she didn't want to date a virgin... **** him?
User avatar #25 to #20 - theaddviser (08/13/2012) [-]
who is that i forgot his name.
User avatar #26 to #25 - shamefulhumor (08/13/2012) [-]
Louis CK
#27 to #26 - theaddviser (08/13/2012) [-]
thank you. here is a bacon-knight for your trouble
#18 - urfunnyman (08/13/2012) [-]
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#16 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
i've seen a sign on the highway that had "jojo's a whore" written on it in spray paint
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