Likelihood. of getting killed by a shark is slim. also inb4 deer.. I guess I should postpone my plans of masturbating with a belt around my neck while I have phone sex while riding a hippo on top of a volcano during a lightning Likelihood of getting killed by a shark is slim also inb4 deer I guess should postpone my plans masturbating with belt around neck while have phone sex riding hippo on top volcano during lightning
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - givehimthemulk
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I guess I should postpone my plans of masturbating with a belt around my neck while I have phone sex while riding a hippo on top of a volcano during a lightning storm until I lose a few pounds.
I guess I should postpone my plans of masturbating with a belt around my neck while I have phone sex while riding a hippo on top of a volcano during a lightning storm until I lose a few pounds.
User avatar #570 to #6 - lepokerface
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I'm curious, why do people strangle themselves during masturbation?
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User avatar #846 to #674 - orgasm
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Aww **** now I'm brought up to the conversation
User avatar #854 to #846 - fedegon
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At least you aren`t User.
#856 to #6 - sekeido
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#847 to #6 - givehimthemulk
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User avatar #852 to #847 - fedegon
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Muffin button.
User avatar #848 to #847 - oboehobo
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******
#230 to #6 - Ryu
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#244 to #230 - lorentz
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but I see no masturbation..
#464 to #244 - thehardcorechimp
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#488 to #464 - lorentz
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Glorious..
User avatar #633 to #464 - trolltyler
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It will be amazing when somebody rolls this.
#844 to #464 - leakypillow
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#817 to #464 - bearsixteen
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this has to be the single greatest thing ive seen on this website thank you
#483 to #464 - acarrot
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#754 to #464 - xtwinblade
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**xtwinblade rolled a random image posted in comment #572 at Typicall **
#254 to #244 - Ryu
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He said he was postponing those plans good fellow.
User avatar #831 to #244 - retardfridge
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It's all mental
User avatar #865 to #230 - demonmaster
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Why is he wearing a belt while one is around his neck...
User avatar #56 - slimtheshady
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"I can't eat that wounded shipwreck survivor struggling in the water, we've already killed five humans this year." thought no shark ever.
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User avatar #397 to #279 - amusingtoaster
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Sharks dont think "Oh, it's a human. I cant eat that. It may taste bad and the toxic particles in its body may harm me D:" Im pretty sure its more like "CEMMRE YOU FLESHY *********."
#299 to #279 - anon id: 63d47dd6
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-thought no shark ever
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#326 to #305 - anon id: 63d47dd6
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The bull shark has a testosterone count of about 900, that's around three times what a human's is. I don't think they honestly care how something tastes enough not to kill it.
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User avatar #843 to #56 - slimtheshady
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Holy **** when did all these thumbs happen.
#83 - darkilark
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It's the dolphins you have to watch out for.
User avatar #95 - winsauceiswin
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i was so sure this was going to end with "weed 0 deaths per year"
User avatar #100 to #95 - Awesomecarrot
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Same here
#676 to #95 - anon id: 1096c4e2
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or AIDS 0 deaths per year
#107 - Lieutenant
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I call ********
#45 - halfdemon
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sharks are pretty cuddly, Putin gets it
User avatar #175 - thenoluk
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> Hotdogs - 80 kids dead / year

the officers misunderstood when i said they all choked on my wiener.
#820 to #175 - afternoon
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User avatar #866 to #820 - thenoluk
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Kiddies can't handle my meat.
#401 - joshlols
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>Deers   
>ers   
>rs   
>s
>Deers
>ers
>rs
>s
#617 - phoenixice
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looks like the likelihood of dying from obesity...   
   
...is not very slim
looks like the likelihood of dying from obesity...

...is not very slim
#412 - bigdogmt
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"deers"