Footprints. .. You are mistaken mister pkmnmastersteve. There were places where only one set of footprints was in evidence. From this we can easily surmise the only logical co
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Submitted: 08/11/2012
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#3 - lefish (08/12/2012) [-]
You are mistaken mister pkmnmastersteve. There were places where only one set of footprints was in evidence. From this we can easily surmise the only logical conclusion. The sand-people ride single file to conceal their numbers. Yes, you read this in my voice.
User avatar #4 - adobo (08/12/2012) [-]
One night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand:
one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him
he looked back, at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it:
"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."
The LORD replied:
"Do you have tree fiddy"
It was about that time when he realized that he was riding on a 500 foot tall dinosaur
from the paleolithic era..
User avatar #2 - faithrider (08/12/2012) [-]
this is one of my favorite poems, and i am extremely Christian, this made me laugh so much...
User avatar #1 - usarnaem (08/11/2012) [-]
I knew Jesus was a cool guy and all..
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