Elder Scrolls..... . lie arad. , r', lipop Spoon it 3 TIE BEEN A PRETTY TOUGH GUY.... "Now, I know what you're thinking - that's not a spoon, it's a fork! No one can eat soup with a fork. Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."
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#1 - thepiratemonkey (08/11/2012) [-]
"Now, I know what you're thinking - that's not a spoon, it's a fork! No one can eat soup with a fork. Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."
#331 to #1 - thefunnyside (08/12/2012) [-]
AND SO, THE SPORK WAS BORN
#259 - seemerollin (08/12/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who immediately thought of spongebob and the salty spitoon?

"Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"I eat soup"
"Yeah, So?"
"With a fork"
#116 - mytrakytra (08/12/2012) [-]
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Dovahkiin! We need you to stop the dragons!

I'm busy reading!
#3 - loudem (08/11/2012) [-]
WE NOW KNOW HIS NAME
WE NOW KNOW HIS NAME
#6 to #3 - kemicalfiveoh (08/11/2012) [-]
I could have sworn his name was revealed kinda... Glenn Matthews. but then something happens and we get confused again... idk what though i just remember watching the finale.
#13 to #6 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
He says his name is Glenn Matthews, then once JD walks away an orderly says 'Hey Tom' (I think it was Tom) So his real name is still a mystery
#203 to #13 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
creator of scrubs comfirmed it's glen mathews
#14 to #6 - loudem (08/11/2012) [-]
that was was probably just a rouse
but theres been so many fakes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MdS4Qa4v-U&feature=related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6x8FIIedKs
User avatar #12 to #3 - ProWig (08/11/2012) [-]
HIS NAME WAS YSGRAMOR!
#52 to #3 - musichead (08/12/2012) [-]
Hm. Glenn "Ysgramor" Maffews. interesting name, Janitor.
#121 - JudasLitl (08/12/2012) [-]
Ysgamor can sell a posion resist necklace....to an argonian
#157 to #121 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]
Argonians have disease resistance.
User avatar #163 to #157 - cowpog (08/12/2012) [-]
That's the joke
#165 to #163 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]
So they have disease resistance, but he sells them a poison resistance necklace? Isn't that a good thing?
User avatar #170 to #165 - cowpog (08/12/2012) [-]
Oh sorry, didn't read your comment properly. But they're resistant to both disease and poison
#174 to #170 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]
Bosmer, my bad.
User avatar #177 to #174 - cowpog (08/12/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, my bad.
#180 to #177 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]
Not a problem.
#173 to #170 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]
Breton I think, not argonians.
User avatar #175 to #173 - cowpog (08/12/2012) [-]
I thought Bretons had magic resistance?
#176 to #175 - Chane (08/12/2012) [-]
Yep.
#106 - guidedhandsbitch (08/12/2012) [-]
OH, Bethesda.
OH, Bethesda.
#126 to #106 - thedragonmaster (08/12/2012) [-]
Why can't I stop watching this?
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#4 - BroadSword (08/11/2012) [-]
Tough? Bitch im a Horse, I can accidentally a mountain whenever I please, physics doesnt apply to me
#65 to #4 - BroadSword (08/12/2012) [-]
Come at me Dragons
#192 - ragingbrony ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
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You will suffer for this blasphemy Ysgramor!!
User avatar #211 to #192 - dlorah (08/12/2012) [-]
Where is this from, my good sir?
#227 to #212 - earlybadger (08/12/2012) [-]
Sir....you win, That was such a great video i was laughing so hard
User avatar #219 to #211 - rokkarokkaali (08/12/2012) [-]
Spoon killer. Pretty much the best video ever made. And the killer resembles my uncle very well.
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User avatar #288 to #124 - gravitystereo (08/12/2012) [-]
do you think there is anything here that will make J'ZARGO a very powerful mage?
#204 to #124 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
I had J'Zargo follow me just so I could talk to him whenever I was feeling low..

Near the sleeping sap tree, he was shot into space by this slutface giant and I couldn't find him, not in the college or anywhere..

Lost a piece of me that day.
User avatar #255 to #204 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]
Load a save?
User avatar #133 to #124 - RequieminMortis (08/12/2012) [-]
Joke's on you! I read it in the voice of Mai'q the Liar.

Wait......
#141 to #133 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
#256 to #133 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]
Every Orc has the same voice actor, every Khajit has the same voice actor, every Argonian, and every single ******* Bandit. Please explain to me how several thousand bandits all sound exactly the same.
User avatar #261 to #256 - RequieminMortis (08/12/2012) [-]
Massive inbreeding. The bandits are all actually related to one another.
#258 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]
Ysgramor could make an Altmer pray to Talos for mercy.
#265 - braviary (08/12/2012) [-]
Well, it is Ysgramor. Guy had one of the manliest beards I've ever laid eyes upon.
#70 - mandatorytrolling (08/12/2012) [-]
SPOOOON!
User avatar #79 to #70 - lilbigjoker (08/12/2012) [-]
What is that from? I remember seeing it on FJ once but i forgot the name.
User avatar #93 to #79 - GeneralZCD (08/12/2012) [-]
its from a comic called "gone with the blastwave"

pretty old comic, not updated much, but i still love reading it
User avatar #80 to #79 - mandatorytrolling (08/12/2012) [-]
...Its been on Fj for a long time. Im sorry I cant help you.
#138 - staticmind (08/12/2012) [-]
**staticmind rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Old Joke ** mfw i try to have soup with that
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#169 to #138 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
THAT PERFECT ******* ROLL. HOLY **** .
#200 to #138 - toomanytobygifs (08/12/2012) [-]
Creatures?   
Creatures.
Creatures?
Creatures.
User avatar #342 to #200 - seffo (08/13/2012) [-]
Yep creatures
User avatar #146 to #138 - seffo (08/12/2012) [-]
Well, it is A spoon
#179 to #146 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
#19 - theseanse (08/11/2012) [-]
So tough that he fights dragons unarmed and have a walrus and a 			*******		 polarbear at his side!..   
   
Oh wait, that's Robbaz.
So tough that he fights dragons unarmed and have a walrus and a ******* polarbear at his side!..

Oh wait, that's Robbaz.
User avatar #35 to #19 - simplerequest (08/12/2012) [-]
What's bad is, the armor that they always show is very low level. But by the time you get Daedric armor you're already OP. I remember 4 hitting dragons with swords.
#49 to #35 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
four hits? That's weak. I two-hitted before I even got to dwarven
User avatar #336 to #49 - simplerequest (08/12/2012) [-]
Well my weapons and armor weren't enchanted or anything.
User avatar #41 to #19 - prostatepaul (08/12/2012) [-]
Yenius
User avatar #103 to #19 - Rageguyftw (08/12/2012) [-]
Everytime he gets up I keep thinking he has a beard, but thats crazy because Dovakhiin is already really badass. Not a bad feature though don't ya think? Imagine dragonborn with a grizzly lumberjack beard.
User avatar #276 to #103 - dovakhiin (08/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for calling me a badass.
User avatar #337 to #276 - Rageguyftw (08/12/2012) [-]
No problem
User avatar #25 to #19 - drfrizz (08/11/2012) [-]
remember kids: smoking makes your nipples fall off
#197 - conoriskool (08/12/2012) [-]
**conoriskool rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Comp of olympic athletes ** MFW trying to eat soup
User avatar #201 to #197 - karvarausku (08/12/2012) [-]
Pretty nice roll
#43 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
and that's how he got into sovngarde or the toughest bar ever in skyrim.
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