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Facebook ( 10,000 ). Always logout of facebook, kids.. 2, you left yourself logged into Facebook on a random phone. So for today, I control your status updates

Always logout of facebook, kids.

Tags: facebook
2, you left yourself logged into
Facebook on a random phone. So for
today, I control your status updates and
will critique your profile. Don' t worry. This
will be fun and educational for you!
Also, you had a few friend requests left
unanswered. Everyone needs more friends
so Iwent ahead and accepted those on
your behalf. Hello, new friends!
Stay tuned in!
sh You like this.
7777777
Unlike T
Who this n dont accept ppl I don' t
want
Unlike T dbl
Stephanie, this isn' t confusing.
Follow along please.
Like
Unlike T dbl
Where was he Log n @ he © school
Unlike T dbl
That info isn' t necessary. Also, feel
free to use proper grammar. We
have full words in the English
language that have been formed to
provide the best communication, so
be proud of them.
Like
i dont kno who this is playing but its
really pissing me off do i need 2
comw ova 2 the school n find out
Unlike T
i knew u would get pissed off but
don' t go to school
Unlike T
yes i am bu tricks kids
Unlike T dbl
Stephanie, this is not a trick. This is
actually happening. Before you go
on huge quest of Where' s Waldo, I' m
not at the school. I will logout as
soon as I' m finished, and with no
damage to’.
Here' s a lesson. Log out of your
profiles when you use them on a
new device.
Like
Look I' m on my way 2 the school n
whoever this is Not his parent so
looks like I' m on my way 2 solve this
Unlike T dbl
This is a bunch of ********
Unlike T dbl
Are you his mother?
Like
what r u????? is it any of bizz
Unlike T dbl
almost © this school to get 2 the
bottom of this
Unlike T dbl
Well lam controlling his social
networking today, so yes it is. Also if
you' re almost to school I guess
you' re driving while on Facebook?
That is dangerous, Stephanie.
Like
i bet u wont long n i see whoever
this is is Full of Shim!!!
Unlike _ dbl
No, Stephanie. This is full of data.
Excrement cannot be electronic,
unless of course you ingested a
motherboard. You see what I did
there?
Like
IT'LL u WHAT LET ME mo WHERE
U © I WILL B THERE I CARELESS
WHAT U DID TRICK.
Unlike T dbl
mo not compute. English,
Stephanie.
Like
Wow they twin to act bad behind a
keyboard wtf they mean they don' t
compute to English
T Unlike _ dbl
Here' s your explanation. I do not
compute, meaning I don' t
understand your words. Next we
have a period which ends the
sentence. Isaid "English, Stephanie"
to request she use proper English.
Also, I am not acting bad. I act pretty
well if I do say so myself, but this
has nothing to do with acting.
T Like
**** u n keep my name butcha
mouth!!!!! u so well educated u
should b n college
Unlike T
Awe u tryin to act bad behind a
keyboard wtf do u speak Spanish
seem to me yourass a dumb Lil
child playin y don' t u go buy a toy
sense u wanta play
Unlike T
I decided college wasn' t for me.
However, I seem to be doing better
at this English thing than the both of
you.
Careful, you might seem racist with
that Spanish comment. Aside from
that, it really has no relevance to our
current conversation.
T Like
Actually u can go to hell can u
understand beat a ass where dat
**** u at
T Unlike -
m I understand that, but you' re still not
using the correct format of
communication.
I' d probably go to hell if I believed in
it. For now I' m on Earth. Maybe
Mars soon enough. Did you know we
just sent Curiosity there?
Like
KIT U NEEDA STOP PLACING!!!!!
Unlike T
Well bitch if u tell me where u at I' ll
show u some commutation when I
knock the hell out of u
Unlike T
I have a top. I like to stay clothes in
public. Very kind of you, but no
thanks.
I' told you, this is real. You think
this is a game?
T Like
H Commutation: Action or the process
of commuting a judicial sentence.
That sounds like it might take a
while. Can we reschedule for a
future date?
T Like
Garnering up bail money 2 Beat
Unlike -
Can u tell me where u have your
funeral at
T Unlike -
are you finished? Usually you
follow a series of dots (also referred
to as an ellipses) with the rest of the
statement.
I' m glad you asked! Iwould like a
Viking funeral, preferably off the
coast of Scotland. Mighty kind of
you.
Also, [apologize Before I said "stay
clothes in public", but I meant stay
IN clothes. Iwould edit it but this
program doesn' t allow me to. I
forgot my lessons, and this
keyboarding thing is all hard.
Speaking of lessons, you should see
if that school has any open slots for
their English class. It might help you
out with your issue.
Alas, it seems I have to log off.
D' andre' s profile is secure. I left him
some fashion tips on his profile
picture. Swag?! Really? What are you
teaching kids these days?
I' m sure some comment will follow
this, challenging my manhood. I
assure you this farewell is not out of
fear. This unit has a soul, and it is a
soul filled with courage. I leave you
with this:
You are the universe experiencing
itself."
Carl Sagan
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#23 - andalitemadness (08/11/2012) [-]
I love how they say "You're so well-educated you should be in college" as an insult.
#281 to #23 - crispytg (08/11/2012) [-]
dat name. respect
dat name. respect
#28 to #23 - thetrolloftoronto (08/11/2012) [-]
I know right.
#259 to #23 - hokiefan (08/11/2012) [-]
your mom went to college!!!
your mom went to college!!!
User avatar #526 to #259 - retroper (08/12/2012) [-]
I heard that exact "insult" over PSN from a little kid once. Really sad that kids can be that stupid.
User avatar #825 to #526 - shinryuken (08/12/2012) [-]
It's a reference from the movie Napoleon Dynamite
User avatar #993 to #526 - hokiefan (08/12/2012) [-]
it makes me happy that i left when this was at -4 thumbs and come back at +32, but yeah, it was just a general joke insult when i was back in elementary and middle school
#944 to #23 - mrfuji (08/12/2012) [-]
On Xbox Live once with some people I knew, I was repeatedly kicked from the party for "Talking too smart", "Being too smart," and "Using big words" Apparently the word "consequence" is a big word. What the 			****		 is going wrong with the kids today? Why is being smart a bad thing? Text cannot express my emotions.
On Xbox Live once with some people I knew, I was repeatedly kicked from the party for "Talking too smart", "Being too smart," and "Using big words" Apparently the word "consequence" is a big word. What the **** is going wrong with the kids today? Why is being smart a bad thing? Text cannot express my emotions.
#265 - faramir (08/11/2012) [-]
im gonnu find tis carl sagan and kik his as
#1145 to #265 - mrvalane ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
here
User avatar #272 to #265 - troppi (08/11/2012) [-]
Nice picture you go there.
#261 - skuser (08/11/2012) [-]
Pretty cellphone OP
#37 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
I bet they thought the guy's name was Carl Sagan.
#11 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/11/2012) [-]
Am I the only person who had a hard time understanding what team red and team yellow were saying?
Am I the only person who had a hard time understanding what team red and team yellow were saying?
#1083 to #11 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
it is because they are ******* .
#598 to #11 - tonyspinners (08/12/2012) [-]
Nope, his grammar induced my seizure.
#249 to #11 - thatkittyoverthere (08/11/2012) [-]
Took me 5 mins to figure out the @ he @ school thing after that it came easyer though still dont know the mf sentience
#468 to #249 - pandapowar (08/12/2012) [-]
"Actually you can go to hell, can you understand that? I'll beat a ************** ass, where the **** are you?"
User avatar #478 to #468 - thatkittyoverthere (08/12/2012) [-]
I play league so I thought it was "Actually you can go to hell, can you understand that? I'll beat a Miss fortunes ass, where the **** are you?"
#31 - savioz (08/11/2012) [-]
Do people with that grade of bad grammar really exist? I am not from an English speaking nation, but even here people seem to have a better grasp on English.
#1150 to #31 - theforanger (08/12/2012) [-]
Same in my country. Kids back here went from some of the best English speakers to the worst, even in our native language.

insert facepalm here
User avatar #45 to #31 - smdplox (08/11/2012) [-]
Well i can't understand half the **** on my facebook, so yes idiot's like that do exist.
#54 to #45 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
I* .... idiots**
User avatar #39 to #31 - BrotherDeath ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
English on the Internet has reached a stage where many the people who speak English on the Internet (mostly mindless idiots over Facebook) choose not to speak English. Or I might be wrong, and they actually can't spell. I hate them either way, to be honest.
#17 - culcro (08/11/2012) [-]
#158 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
Let me introduce this **** !
User avatar #165 to #158 - gameshredder (08/11/2012) [-]
but it was on an android phone...
#128 - chasis (08/11/2012) [-]
MFW "This unit has a soul"
MFW "This unit has a soul"
#32 - wickedninjaking (08/11/2012) [-]
It really rustles my jimmies when ******* get that "pack mentality" and try to talk street over the web..damn that guy is good.
#3 - jbails (08/11/2012) [-]
Like a ************* SIR!
#2 - vilmowd (08/11/2012) [-]
brilliant
#138 - ragged (08/11/2012) [-]
Why am I not surprised by the fact the guy's name was D'andre?
User avatar #145 to #138 - DoggyBouncer (08/11/2012) [-]
Cause his mother is a ****** , therefor she will give her son a ****** name.
#1 - darkrei (08/11/2012) [-]
I don't know who this guy was.

but I swear I will find him and give him a ******* medal.
#596 to #1 - tonyspinners (08/12/2012) [-]
Well hopefully you don't plan on catching one as an item from Fj to give to him.
#10 to #1 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/11/2012) [-]
What I thought when I read your comment.

"I don't know who you are,

But I will find you, and I will give you a ******* Medal"
User avatar #681 - jimmyprice (08/12/2012) [-]
these freaking idiots are probably going to hunt down and look for a guy named carl sagan now
User avatar #44 - sweetdickwilly (08/11/2012) [-]
THAT is how you deal with idiots. Keep your cool, don't insult them, and act like a sir.
#928 - mrsteamer (08/12/2012) [-]
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#119 to #109 - professorrowan (08/11/2012) [-]
do you have any more comics like that?
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#148 to #146 - professorrowan (08/11/2012) [-]
now I have to look up stoma
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User avatar #456 to #148 - funkyspot (08/12/2012) [-]
tell me how bad it was on a scale from 1-10
#461 to #456 - professorrowan (08/12/2012) [-]
3/10
User avatar #469 to #461 - funkyspot (08/12/2012) [-]
you're right, it really wasn't that bad
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