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Always logout of facebook, kids.

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2, you left yourself logged into
Facebook on a random phone. So for
today, I control your status updates and
will critique your profile. Don' t worry. This
will be fun and educational for you!
Also, you had a few friend requests left
unanswered. Everyone needs more friends
so Iwent ahead and accepted those on
your behalf. Hello, new friends!
Stay tuned in!
sh You like this.
7777777
Unlike T
Who this n dont accept ppl I don' t
want
Unlike T dbl
Stephanie, this isn' t confusing.
Follow along please.
Like
Unlike T dbl
Where was he Log n @ he © school
Unlike T dbl
That info isn' t necessary. Also, feel
free to use proper grammar. We
have full words in the English
language that have been formed to
provide the best communication, so
be proud of them.
Like
i dont kno who this is playing but its
really ******* me off do i need 2
comw ova 2 the school n find out
Unlike T
i knew u would get pissed off but
don' t go to school
Unlike T
yes i am bu tricks kids
Unlike T dbl
Stephanie, this is not a trick. This is
actually happening. Before you go
on huge quest of Where' s Waldo, I' m
not at the school. I will logout as
soon as I' m finished, and with no
damage to’.
Here' s a lesson. Log out of your
profiles when you use them on a
new device.
Like
Look I' m on my way 2 the school n
whoever this is Not his parent so
looks like I' m on my way 2 solve this
Unlike T dbl
This is a bunch of ********
Unlike T dbl
Are you his mother?
Like
what r u????? is it any of bizz
Unlike T dbl
almost © this school to get 2 the
bottom of this
Unlike T dbl
Well lam controlling his social
networking today, so yes it is. Also if
you' re almost to school I guess
you' re driving while on Facebook?
That is dangerous, Stephanie.
Like
i bet u wont long n i see whoever
this is is Full of Shim!!!
Unlike _ dbl
No, Stephanie. This is full of data.
Excrement cannot be electronic,
unless of course you ingested a
motherboard. You see what I did
there?
Like
IT'LL u WHAT LET ME mo WHERE
U © I WILL B THERE I CARELESS
WHAT U DID TRICK.
Unlike T dbl
mo not compute. English,
Stephanie.
Like
Wow they twin to act bad behind a
keyboard wtf they mean they don' t
compute to English
T Unlike _ dbl
Here' s your explanation. I do not
compute, meaning I don' t
understand your words. Next we
have a period which ends the
sentence. Isaid "English, Stephanie"
to request she use proper English.
Also, I am not acting bad. I act pretty
well if I do say so myself, but this
has nothing to do with acting.
T Like
**** u n keep my name butcha
mouth!!!!! u so well educated u
should b n college
Unlike T
Awe u tryin to act bad behind a
keyboard wtf do u speak Spanish
seem to me yourass a dumb Lil
child playin y don' t u go buy a toy
sense u wanta play
Unlike T
I decided college wasn' t for me.
However, I seem to be doing better
at this English thing than the both of
you.
Careful, you might seem racist with
that Spanish comment. Aside from
that, it really has no relevance to our
current conversation.
T Like
Actually u can go to hell can u
understand beat a ass where dat
**** u at
T Unlike -
m I understand that, but you' re still not
using the correct format of
communication.
I' d probably go to hell if I believed in
it. For now I' m on Earth. Maybe
Mars soon enough. Did you know we
just sent Curiosity there?
Like
KIT U NEEDA STOP PLACING!!!!!
Unlike T
Well bitch if u tell me where u at I' ll
show u some commutation when I
knock the hell out of u
Unlike T
I have a top. I like to stay clothes in
public. Very kind of you, but no
thanks.
I' told you, this is real. You think
this is a game?
T Like
H Commutation: Action or the process
of commuting a judicial sentence.
That sounds like it might take a
while. Can we reschedule for a
future date?
T Like
Garnering up bail money 2 Beat
Unlike -
Can u tell me where u have your
funeral at
T Unlike -
are you finished? Usually you
follow a series of dots (also referred
to as an ellipses) with the rest of the
statement.
I' m glad you asked! Iwould like a
Viking funeral, preferably off the
coast of Scotland. Mighty kind of
you.
Also, [apologize Before I said "stay
clothes in public", but I meant stay
IN clothes. Iwould edit it but this
program doesn' t allow me to. I
forgot my lessons, and this
keyboarding thing is all hard.
Speaking of lessons, you should see
if that school has any open slots for
their English class. It might help you
out with your issue.
Alas, it seems I have to log off.
D' andre' s profile is secure. I left him
some fashion tips on his profile
picture. Swag?! Really? What are you
teaching kids these days?
I' m sure some comment will follow
this, challenging my manhood. I
assure you this farewell is not out of
fear. This unit has a soul, and it is a
soul filled with courage. I leave you
with this:
You are the universe experiencing
itself."
Carl Sagan
Justion- Like
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#1184 - LocoJoe ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
#1170 - markuslammi (08/12/2012) [-]
why are people even liking their comments?
User avatar #1178 to #1170 - mrsoulless (08/17/2012) [-]
there's one like on each, they're liking eachother's posts.
User avatar #1164 - mustikat (08/12/2012) [-]
They are probably looking for a guy called carl sagan now to kick his ass!
#1163 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
dmgisyourgodisback slat ballinsalo nogphille sidathon benjf ceberus dawggz devilspecter epickirax hypnowalrus Suesmoose dimsarts goddamncheetos Kreetycal ohnomynamedoesntfi duhwinning lcknightswill wiggleboss lolpictures ranlif theraginganus zhank panacamanana colcrockett wolferation ChuckNorrisTheJew cowpog izkn mistapeef bieberbasher buzzfledderjohn xpheasantx acechris nikoxasylumz ************* tripxtime wyldside koefoed asmodeusz darthdemise watanukie deliciousjoecocker flobalobagos frostjawn jasonbandicoot Monkeyfarmer thedemoniclex discountmayo Goldenhawk krissypissy progex thisiswhining bananodile buttaz garrettsjunk ************ wolverinebamf womansneedsmars cyborgsanta daarck gettinglolz lokiie minuszero stickymuffins thelazytroll bloospoos darkdragonswrath mexirican tehnominator shamelesssean shishkabobby themegusto TheOneKing wrathy brosaucy Kitsune skatmeeleven starforce warpedspace gijo thegeicogecko aouse logickid tsta armavque dafunkad dirtyapples elatedmonkey fromthebaybay jeromefoopie shadowdotexe womensrightsha xxrubberxducky zakilovee autonom ChickenChaser hoboinabox jimmythesexslave baderkadunk flufzor jactroll tekorothedwarf amozi ccgundum dobarrelroll iamfunnyhaha koalafication manofadventure saikox semiseirous CaveboyZero commanderchicken joshlols machineobsolete matfield SgtTonnerre shadyspots thedancingpanda apassingretard malteaser richgrandpa sacredfart xxxseemzlegitxxx zynph othernobo raindroplol andapalcarajo dreamstreet hausofian lubeness mobog mrmagnum foar jlpeters letagod lolsaucewin overlordtom dddfffggghhh drperzik wtfdrisback cantfindaname JJTF tankerbuzz todadile jurremans Fronck joshbball Warlordcubs goobed grutloo matticusvile NeedBeer blackoutdope killerwill VampiresSuck Pink Floyd rocku katiewoman maskedmoose trolocaust jeunechien supadupaegg themightykolar deusexmachinase ************* rshowat SweedishNinja greenhead Pimpboy tommyseo cartrman jakedabeast mangoleet scoonus facelesslemon ibetater marteno mrsimple
User avatar #1162 - sircool (08/12/2012) [-]
>dude takes forgotten logged on facebook profile
>doesn't take the nice route and just log out
>instead chooses to be a dick
>chooses to be fancy dick
>pisses off two stupid people to satisfy superiority complex
>he's the good guy

really funnyjunk? Really?
#1172 to #1162 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
What? You don't get a kick out of inadvertently ******* off willfully ignorant people?
#1161 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
mfw i reac each post with different voice
User avatar #1153 - captchaftwblaa (08/12/2012) [-]
wow an narcisstic ******* needing some attention.serious is this really funny? "I am so perfect.I never make a mistake and use always proper english!" Sounds like a douchbag. Justsayin.jpg
User avatar #1158 to #1153 - applebucker (08/12/2012) [-]
The person never claimed to be perfect and when they made a mistake they acknowledged it. Also how are they narcissistic? All they did was state that D'andre didn't sign out and then the people overreacted and they replied, they weren't trying to get attention.
#1149 - cuntfuckshitballs (08/12/2012) [-]
ops phone
#1148 - analredemption (08/12/2012) [-]
This was so pretentious
User avatar #1147 - swezy (08/12/2012) [-]
loooooooooooong pic, not longer than my dicks though
#1152 to #1147 - grotlo (08/12/2012) [-]
I would hate having several dicks, especially several long dicks. Probably no room down there, the dicks would be on your legs and upwards your stomach.
User avatar #1166 to #1152 - themastertroller ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
he means the dicks he is taking in right now
#1146 - theforanger (08/12/2012) [-]
My country was one of the best english speakers in asia. But there was this language fad that went and well, stuck to become one of the most used types of typing. It turned most kids into retards.

I can practically relate to the post.
BTW, I am a Filipino.
User avatar #1141 - anthonyd (08/12/2012) [-]
BOOM, NIG
#1139 - laizk (08/12/2012) [-]
stupid
User avatar #1132 - sannukas (08/12/2012) [-]
Im pretty sure that now they think that Carl Sagan was his name.
User avatar #1140 to #1132 - anthonyd (08/12/2012) [-]
... Really?
#1174 to #1171 - cohz (08/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1121 - thefunnynorwegian (08/12/2012) [-]
Why did all the idiotic comments get liked, but not the guy that actually made some freaking sense?

<-- Their face when reading that.
#1130 to #1121 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
because the 2 idiots making the comments liked each other's comments.
User avatar #1127 to #1121 - weapsycho (08/12/2012) [-]
the guy liked her comments...
User avatar #1126 to #1121 - threadcreator (08/12/2012) [-]
Expecting a face
#1137 to #1126 - thefunnynorwegian (08/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, I'm on a mobile internett at the moment, so I uploaded the coment before the picture was "ready"

by the way it was. "I am the smarterest".

My face when uploading the last comment...
User avatar #1179 to #1137 - smarterest (08/19/2012) [-]
Actually, I are the smarterest.
#1180 to #1179 - thefunnynorwegian (08/19/2012) [-]
Well in that case I'm......
#1115 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
I love that quote he did at the end educating people by touching on consciousness being The Creator.
#1110 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
dmgisyourgodisback slat ballinsalo nogphille sidathon benjf ceberus dawggz devilspecter epickirax hypnowalrus Suesmoose dimsarts goddamncheetos Kreetycal ohnomynamedoesntfi duhwinning lcknightswill wiggleboss lolpictures ranlif theraginganus zhank panacamanana colcrockett wolferation ChuckNorrisTheJew cowpog izkn mistapeef bieberbasher buzzfledderjohn xpheasantx acechris nikoxasylumz ************* tripxtime wyldside koefoed asmodeusz darthdemise watanukie deliciousjoecocker flobalobagos frostjawn jasonbandicoot Monkeyfarmer thedemoniclex discountmayo Goldenhawk krissypissy progex thisiswhining bananodile buttaz garrettsjunk ************ wolverinebamf womansneedsmars cyborgsanta daarck gettinglolz lokiie minuszero stickymuffins thelazytroll bloospoos darkdragonswrath mexirican tehnominator shamelesssean shishkabobby themegusto TheOneKing wrathy brosaucy Kitsune skatmeeleven starforce warpedspace gijo thegeicogecko aouse logickid tsta armavque dafunkad dirtyapples elatedmonkey fromthebaybay jeromefoopie shadowdotexe womensrightsha xxrubberxducky zakilovee autonom ChickenChaser hoboinabox jimmythesexslave baderkadunk flufzor jactroll tekorothedwarf amozi ccgundum dobarrelroll iamfunnyhaha koalafication manofadventure saikox semiseirous CaveboyZero commanderchicken joshlols machineobsolete matfield SgtTonnerre shadyspots thedancingpanda apassingretard malteaser richgrandpa sacredfart xxxseemzlegitxxx zynph othernobo raindroplol andapalcarajo dreamstreet hausofian lubeness mobog mrmagnum foar jlpeters letagod lolsaucewin overlordtom dddfffggghhh drperzik wtfdrisback cantfindaname JJTF tankerbuzz todadile jurremans Fronck joshbball Warlordcubs goobed grutloo matticusvile NeedBeer blackoutdope killerwill VampiresSuck Pink Floyd rocku katiewoman maskedmoose trolocaust jeunechien supadupaegg themightykolar deusexmachinase ************* rshowat SweedishNinja greenhead Pimpboy tommyseo cartrman jakedabeast mangoleet scoonus facelesslemon ibetater marteno mrsimple
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