bombastic. SAUCE: www.food.com/recipe/pasta-with-egg-salt-and-garlic-203021. Directions: 1 Boil the pasta to taste. 2 Meanwhile, chop the garlic into pieces the wat
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Directions:
1 Boil the pasta to taste.
2 Meanwhile, chop the garlic into pieces the size of an electron.
3 Whisk the egg.
4 Drain the pasta.
5 Mix in the garlic, egg, salt, oil and pepper.
i pieces the size of an electron.
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Submitted: 08/11/2012
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User avatar #3 - popadoo (08/11/2012) [-]
That bottom picture is funny until you realize it's what a maggot's face actually looks like under a microscope.
**** maggots.
User avatar #22 to #3 - ILikeGreen (08/12/2012) [-]
Oh man I have like a phobia of them...or any type of bugs.
#39 to #22 - russianapathy (08/12/2012) [-]
I guess you don't really like Slipknot then...
#10 - suicidalpanda (08/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#19 - tonythetiger (08/12/2012) [-]
**tonythetiger rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Jesus Feeds 4999 **
#17 - welshash (08/12/2012) [-]
**welshash rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at Why is Womens Track Popular? ** MFW i read erection.
User avatar #18 to #17 - trchamp (08/12/2012) [-]
perfect
#6 - warrenzthehero (08/12/2012) [-]
I finally get to use this!
User avatar #23 to #6 - drosenblum (08/12/2012) [-]
You just made that. DO NOT LIE TO ME!
User avatar #27 to #23 - warrenzthehero (08/12/2012) [-]
I made it a while back when this Maggot appeared during the *************** craze.
#38 - happygoeslucky (08/12/2012) [-]
i thought that was a friendly walrus at first glance
User avatar #28 - Mortuus (08/12/2012) [-]
I definitely didn't read 'electron' the first time.
User avatar #9 - vod (08/12/2012) [-]
At first i read that as erection...
#14 - alphajesus (08/12/2012) [-]
this could take a while just eat this
User avatar #42 - arkadia (08/12/2012) [-]
the **** do I do after step 5??
#34 - baudgee (08/12/2012) [-]
**baudgee rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Time of the Month **
+1
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#15 - sketchysketchist (08/12/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #347133 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** The size I cut the garlic into.
#7 - anon (08/12/2012) [-]
It's being sarcastic, saying you have to cut it into tiny pieces... of course, if you're American, you won't understand the joke because you don't get sarcasm.
#12 to #7 - conagheraxe (08/12/2012) [-]
Because only Americans don't understand sarcasm right? Every single other person on the planet can understand every sarcastic joke, but Americans are complete idiots about everything.
Because only Americans don't understand sarcasm right? Every single other person on the planet can understand every sarcastic joke, but Americans are complete idiots about everything.
#41 to #12 - therealtotodile (08/12/2012) [-]
That hurt my feelings.
#26 to #7 - theist (08/12/2012) [-]
Why the hell would directions be sarcastic? That doesn't even make sense
Why the hell would directions be sarcastic? That doesn't even make sense
#32 to #7 - italianchef (08/12/2012) [-]
i cant tell if youre being sarcastic man im american
#13 to #7 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
#47 - rollcore ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
*roll picture*
#45 - EvilRip (08/12/2012) [-]
Yay the maggot is back!!
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