bombastic. SAUCE: www.food.com/recipe/pasta-with-egg-salt-and-garlic-203021. Directions: 1 Boil the pasta to taste. 2 Meanwhile, chop the garlic into pieces the
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Directions:
1 Boil the pasta to taste.
2 Meanwhile, chop the garlic into pieces the size of an electron.
3 Whisk the egg.
4 Drain the pasta.
5 Mix in the garlic, egg, salt, oil and pepper.
i pieces the size of an electron.
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Submitted: 08/11/2012
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User avatar #3 - popadoo (08/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That bottom picture is funny until you realize it's what a maggot's face actually looks like under a microscope.
**** maggots.
#10 - suicidalpanda (08/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 - warrenzthehero (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I finally get to use this!
#19 - tonythetiger (08/12/2012) [-]
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#17 - welshash (08/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**welshash rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at Why is Womens Track Popular? ** MFW i read erection.
User avatar #2 - fourtwentt (08/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i like garlic but id prefer it chopped that finely as well.
#4 to #2 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
It's no longer garlic at that point.
Garlic is made of several elements, and the smallest unit of an element is the atom. Since electrons are smaller than atoms, they cannot be considered elements. Since you have destroyed all the elements which make up garlic, the garlic ceases to exist.
#31 - austyp (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#7 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
It's being sarcastic, saying you have to cut it into tiny pieces... of course, if you're American, you won't understand the joke because you don't get sarcasm.
#13 to #7 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/12/2012) [-]
#38 - happygoeslucky (08/12/2012) [-]
i thought that was a friendly walrus at first glance
User avatar #28 - Mortuus (08/12/2012) [-]
I definitely didn't read 'electron' the first time.
User avatar #9 - vod (08/12/2012) [-]
At first i read that as erection...
#14 - alphajesus (08/12/2012) [-]
this could take a while just eat this
User avatar #42 - arkadia ONLINE (08/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the **** do I do after step 5??
#34 - baudgee (08/12/2012) [-]
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+1
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User avatar #20 - Kushmonster (08/12/2012) [-]
KILL IT! KILL THAT **** NOW WITH THE FIRES OF HELL!
User avatar #8 - heretofap (08/12/2012) [-]
it would be better to roast the whole clove wrapped in tinfoil in the oven before.
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