The Greatest Pokemon Master
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reboot six very young children
make them each wear different pokemon costumes
smile giant pokeballs and place beds in them as rooms
them them moves like tackle and headbutt
has they get older give electric pokemon tazers, tire pokemon propane torches etc.. to perform more complex moves
they are bad make them hold a rock thatl call "the everstone‘ that stops them from evolving and to their pokeball
emery so often knock one outwith chloroform and change costume to next evolution.
has they hit teen years explain they can only mate at the daycare their stats are high enough I' ll bring them there.
possibly pay a prostitute to wear pokemon costume and bang my pokemon children
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vat 13 enroll each pokemon in a different armed service (marines, army, coast guard, air force, navy, national guard)
i'', . -attell them they are each going on undercover missions and have them take 'medicine" (knock out will make them appear human.
hemp off poke men costumes and hide them.
Laural well each one that I have a special device shitwill them back to the pokeball when they fall asleep and leave a plush replica so they won' t get found out
Hell them they cannot reveal they are poke men to anyone, tell them military has captured all pokemon and they must move up the ranks and collect "badges' to free eh poke men comrades.
thanksgiving I invite them home where I drug the feed to mock them out and they wake up in their pokemon costumes again.
recollect all their medals in a badge case.
because of my strict bathing fellow orders they move quickly up the chain of command.
next decades they become top level military leaders teaming all the intelligence and gaining all
authorizations and launch codes.
the time is right have them all call againt press conference-
eh ave them all come out in poke men costumes and reveal they are pokemon and that pd kamen are re at
at step onto the stage and reveal I' m
member ofthe press has a question I shout 'chaizard I choose your use " and sick my pokemon on them.
Finally I am the greatest poke men master in the world.