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#270 - Longcatisloooooong
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(05/04/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
#277 to #270 - Pandemonyx **User deleted account**
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#284 to #277 - mwhitey
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(05/04/2010) [-]
thumb for you my good sir
#235 - TheTao
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Don't you mean the quietest explosion you "never" heard?
#252 to #235 - Doctorpimpdoctor
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(05/04/2010) [-]
oh i see what you did thar!
#3 - anon
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(05/04/2010) [-]
well at least you didnt talk about the big bang. it is absolutely impossible for matter to form from nothing. no matter what happened to create this universe, there had to have always been something there
#9 to #3 - anon
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is this what quantum mechanics is built on? that until something is measured. then it can technically be in both states..So the creation of the universe is impossible to measure so it could actually be "something" in a state of "nothingness"...too bad we will never understand
#56 to #3 - marteboi
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also, due to the law of angular conservation if the big bang actually happened all of the planets and suns would rotate in the same direction, which isn't the case
#94 to #3 - Finite
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there is a theory stating that the universe is in a cycle. that basically the universe expands then then all of a sudden it comes back together and implodes, (basically the big bang, all existence of a previous universe is eliminated) and we begin again. the explosion could occur from anti-matter.

another possibility is that it isnt a Universe at all and that it is a multiverse, and that our universe branched out from another universe and it began as a big bang. but at this point this theory is nothing more than a theory
#309 to #94 - Larrybearnelson
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I ******* love all the **** you can think of when you talk about the universe. I don't really have an opinion on what happened, or what's going to happen. i'm just along for the ride and whatever happens, happens. I'm not emo or anything, i say this from a scientific standpoint, i kinda want to die... just to see what it's like. Kinda like the movie 'Flatliners.'
#4 to #3 - dakunism [OP]
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(05/04/2010) [-]
thats the thing....the mind can't comprehend nothingness
#11 to #4 - patriotic canadian
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its true, the scaries thoughts i can think of is, death. there is NOTHING if god isnt real...

and that is just plainly scary
#31 to #11 - Skullyy
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Yup, like stated above the mind can never comprehend nothing.

So if you died and there was no "Heaven, or hell" you just wouldn't exist anymore, and no one will ever be able to comprehend that they will no longer exist, you won't just see black, or white. You won't exist.

So honestly to hide this scary, insanity inspiring thought, religon surfaced.

Or at least thats my thinking.
#89 to #31 - Finite
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well this is what aetheists basically say, that the human race is just another species, not the center of anything. when we die nothing happens. if the universe was like a garden, then there are great things like stars and black holes and galaxy's that are plants, bushes and trees. organic life like ourselves would just be weeds, grown out of coincidence. not to start a religious debate or anything but imho, i think this is more likely than a religious option
#209 to #89 - IDevideByJESUS
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(05/04/2010) [-]
You, sir, are my new best friend on here. the first atheist i have seen in quite a while. I love this comment.
#422 to #209 - Finite
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(05/04/2010) [-]
oh why thank you
#494 to #31 - patriotic canadian
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(05/04/2010) [-]
i agree, though i am still religious....

still... i just DONT want to think about it... i just wont sleep for a week D:
#430 to #31 - Xanto
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(05/04/2010) [-]
That is the best philosophy I've heard from someone who isn't a professor(just guessing, sorry if you are) I live by that every single day and it annoys the hell out of me.
#498 to #430 - Skullyy
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Nope not a professor... I havn't been to college... Or highschool.

Im in 8th grade >.>
#247 to #11 - lmaopwnt
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(05/04/2010) [-]
in my opinion, heaven and hell are just people dreaming because its been shown that a very very small part of the brain remains active after death, and i think that part that stays active is the dreaming :P (just my theory, not saying its correct at all)
#428 to #4 - mybadgamertal
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You CAN get something from nothing. Even in physics.
Let me explain:

How do you get 1 from 0? Add -1.... 0 = 1+-1
how do you get charge from an uncharged neutron? Split it into an electron and a proton.

Matter is the same way. Matter is the equivalent of a 1, where anti-matter (or sometimes called dark matter) is the equivalent of -1.

It's just very rare for nothing to split into matter and anti-mater as something has to spark the separation of the strong bonds between them.
#206 to #4 - IDevideByJESUS
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Heres how I think of it
1.There is NO god
2. Matter was created by high masses of energy forming together to create "super cells" that can form anything
3. The big bang is the result of high masses of energies forming together (maybe because of a black hole or something) than immediately blew creating one small piece of material. this happens many many times (300,000 times a second???) over and over again until we get a small rock. this rock travels through the atmosphere collecting "dust" particles due to a gravitational pull.

I know there are a lot of flaws with this theory but if you could help me perfect it it would be great :)
#454 - AnonRising
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Sweet, but needs moar tits.
#456 to #454 - Konigsteiger
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(05/04/2010) [-]
I might just have to reply to everything ever said to me with this
#460 to #456 - AnonRising
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(05/04/2010) [-]
<3
#210 - andymojo
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(05/04/2010) [-]
the universe- giving us retards and cripples since the beginning of time
#274 - MattSwan
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(05/04/2010) [-]
You move from how to poop to mysteries of the universe? What the **** Dakunism?
#254 - Shellybean
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Wouldn't it be the quietest explosion you've NEVER heard??
#493 - anon
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Dude, you are terrible at science.
#495 to #493 - Radjhi
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(05/04/2010) [-]
and your a an anon which is worse then being a gay retard with a pinecone up your ass
#496 to #495 - FreeCANCER
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(05/04/2010) [-]
ouch
#500 to #493 - anon
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Agreed.
#479 - RYANisBEAST
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(05/04/2010) [-]
you sir deserve an award u taught me more and got me more interested then all the bill nye episodes ive ever seen and bill nye is the ****
#426 - RiotJ
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(05/04/2010) [-]
I heard a black hole is a whole mess of mass, like galaxy size, compressed to a size so small is consider 0. Dividing by Zero is what happens inside one. Ask Chuck Norris, he knows how to make these.
#434 to #426 - twoheadedboy
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(05/04/2010) [-]
it creates a singularity eventualy
#436 to #434 - RiotJ
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(05/04/2010) [-]
that's the word they told me, thanks
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#525 to #524 - RiotJ
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(05/05/2010) [-]
just an update on your thing, they say a black hole could be a wormhole to another universe if there are a lot of dimensions.
#515 to #510 - RiotJ
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(05/05/2010) [-]
For some reason, I turned on the history channel and is talking about universes, they say there are infinite universe with every possibility, for example, on one you get married with another girl, another Elvis is still alive, or the earth never formed. Is crazy, just thinking about it is a way to mind **** yourself.