The real meaning.... . Quit smoking and new starting a new healthy lifestyle, because lull I lil , it I I (lil. >Mom comes into room and cuts off xboxesss >Says cant finger other childrens assholes on COD anymore >Hell naw bitch > slice her and necro her decap The real meaning Quit smoking and new starting a healthy lifestyle because lull I lil it (lil >Mom comes into room cuts off xboxesss >Says cant finger other childrens assholes on COD anymore >Hell naw bitch > slice her necro decap
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#4 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#6 to #4 - ThAReApEr
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(08/10/2012) [-]
"Carpe Diem" worked just fine until the faggots decided to make their own word...
#228 to #6 - rnftrumpet
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I had a principle in secondary school that always told us Carpe Diem, seize the day and make it yours
#43 to #6 - anon
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Congratulations, you saw The Dead Poets Society and they taught you Carpe Diem. If it wasn't for Jack Black you idiots wouldn't even be saying it and making the connection so please just shut the **** up. You people pretending to be smarter than people who say Yolo because you watched a movie, yet just like they are only saying it because of an artist you are only saying Carpe Diem because of an actor and not where it originated so suck a dick kid.
#49 to #43 - heyimathespian
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Not to feed the anon, but that's incredibly unfair to assume.
#51 to #49 - anon
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(08/11/2012) [-]
True, but more likely than for people to learn it from the original source of the word.
#161 to #51 - numbahs
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I learned the phrase from teachers o.o and for some reason Disney channel was on on the episode of phineas and ferb where they say it like a million times, but, I mostly heard it around the people I prefer to hang out with and teachers
#54 to #51 - heyimathespian
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I understand. Depends on the person
#125 to #43 - hauntzor
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(08/11/2012) [-]
"Carpe Diem Baby" by Metallica taught me the meaning of the phrase.
#143 to #125 - fadetometallica
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#129 to #43 - ryanwilson
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(08/11/2012) [-]
well said sir. Agree 99.99%
#419 to #43 - ThAReApEr
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(08/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've never seen that movie....
#72 to #43 - danielakat
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I had philosophy class when I was in a school and I learned it back then. But it is true what you say for certain people.
#71 to #43 - dontshoot
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(08/11/2012) [-]
unless you find history and philosophy interesting in the least.....
unless you find history and philosophy interesting in the least.....
#103 to #43 - thephantur
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(08/11/2012) [-]
Been a history nerd since I could read. That's how I found out.
#84 to #43 - anon
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I never once saw The Dead Poets Society ************, so quit your ******* bitching and go suck yo daddy's tits!
I never once saw The Dead Poets Society ************, so quit your ******* bitching and go suck yo daddy's tits!
#65 to #43 - mcmuffonation
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(08/11/2012) [-]
have you considered that he wants to suck a dick?
#29 to #6 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#40 to #29 - heyimathespian
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I think it's fair to say Capre Diem was the first. Latin. Ancient Language.
#42 to #40 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#47 to #42 - heyimathespian
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No. I personally find it better because I think Latin is beautiful. But ThAReApEr's point (I think) was that YOLO was just a (debatably lesser) version of the already standing Carpe Diem. He never said Carpe Diem was the only one. But it was one of the oldest and most used.
#50 to #47 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#53 to #50 - heyimathespian
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Well, personally, I've never seen "jump and a net would appear" or "take no thought of the morrow". In my experience I hear it a lot. I'm a big English buff, I like Latin roots and the like. Carpe Diem was always one of my favorite pairings. And I've seen it around in poems and such. My circle of peers tended to say it. Not like people yell out YOLO. But I've heard it more than the phrases on your list. But that's just me.

Also, not to be a smartass, but I'm sure it was used plenty in the hundreds of years it's been around.
#56 to #53 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#57 to #56 - heyimathespian
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Well thanks, I try. I'm just a silly liberal arts kid. Writer, thespian. Words are pretty to me.
#244 to #56 - MrDrProfessor
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(08/11/2012) [-]
quit being a fag
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#372 to #50 - anon
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I want to punch you in the face
#44 to #42 - wrpen
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(08/11/2012) [-]
*Ahem* "REPOST!"
#46 to #44 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#48 to #46 - wrpen
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*ahem* "same joke in a different format does not make it OC!"
#52 to #48 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#55 to #52 - wrpen
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YES, I AM SIRIUS!
#69 - noodlelover
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>Mom comes into room and cuts off xboxesss    
>Says cant finger other childrens assholes on COD anymore   
>Hell naw bitch   
>******* slice her **** and necro ********* her decapitated head   
>Dad comes in with gun    
>Eat his gun   
>Le **** you le ******* ******   
>Snort bath salts   
>Police officer asks me to explain my self   
>YOLO   
>MFW i got 30 minutes community service
>Mom comes into room and cuts off xboxesss
>Says cant finger other childrens assholes on COD anymore
>Hell naw bitch
>******* slice her **** and necro ********* her decapitated head
>Dad comes in with gun
>Eat his gun
>Le **** you le ******* ******
>Snort bath salts
>Police officer asks me to explain my self
>YOLO
>MFW i got 30 minutes community service
#104 to #69 - derpypotato
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#76 to #69 - 1234321
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(08/11/2012) [-]
10/10 would read again
#62 - thepumpkinkarver
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#255 - xchikoritax
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#159 - herculespower
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#193 to #159 - bogbean
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#202 - gorden
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> at a party
> horny
> drunk
>get girl make around
> no condoms , shes not on the pill, decide not to ****
>just make around naked
> boner disappears
>wtf did i come?
> didn't tell her
> worst days of my life, thought i will be a father at 18
> she writes me a message that shes 5 days over
> mfw





it all went good, to days later she became her menstruation and i stopped laying depressed in my bed
#203 to #202 - gorden
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> boner disappears
>wtf did i come?
> didn't tell her
*> didn't come actually
#206 to #202 - beatmasterz
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(08/11/2012) [-]
>trying to greentext on funnyjunk.
>ishygddt
#211 to #202 - ishalltroll
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(08/11/2012) [-]
"to days later she became her menstruation"
******* lol.
#204 to #202 - killasmasha
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(08/11/2012) [-]
#285 - allnamesexist
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**allnamesexist rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Cancer **

people's face when
#295 to #285 - simplerequest
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(08/11/2012) [-]
That was a damn good roll. XD
#349 to #295 - toastmywaffle **User deleted account**
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#162 - missylyn
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#25 - imthepunkkid
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(08/11/2012) [-]
YogoSlomoHoboBlowJoSoSaThemo   
   
You only get one slow motion homeless blowjob so saver the moment
YogoSlomoHoboBlowJoSoSaThemo

You only get one slow motion homeless blowjob so saver the moment
#387 to #25 - fierenx
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(08/11/2012) [-]
oh college humor... how they never fail to disappoint xD
#26 to #25 - autoxx ONLINE
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(08/11/2012) [-]
I vote we make that the new slogan*
All in favor?

*Also savor*
#31 to #25 - Rahmaniac
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(08/11/2012) [-]
FloloVictorolo   
   
Flawless Victory
FloloVictorolo

Flawless Victory
#131 - coolioshades
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