Canada vs Russia in DayZ. not mine, credits in pic.. mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
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#1 - vomitjar (08/10/2012) [+] (24 replies)
mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
User avatar #3 to #1 - stairs (08/10/2012) [-]
Shouldn't be up in my **** then.
#10 - wackaboom (08/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i chase survivors with a hatchet while screaming in direct chat, no matter what weapon they have.
i chase survivors with a hatchet while screaming in direct chat, no matter what weapon they have.
#14 - karnovski (08/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Time to reload my axe
#16 to #14 - biomedic (08/10/2012) [-]
luckily you get 9999 swings before you need another magazine of elbow grease.
User avatar #48 - haker (08/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It seems the russian server is down to one bottle of vodka.
#144 - irokk (08/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The things I've done to people in this game.
The things I've done to people in this game.
#42 - derpanator (08/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
# texas servers
# texas servers
User avatar #22 - majorcris (08/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I choose russian server.
Much more funner.
#26 to #22 - megatrollinator (08/11/2012) [-]
Much more Funner
More Funner
#95 - lazorman (08/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
OK, so me and my friend just bought the game and are playing at the same time, trying to find each other. We were both pretty close to Elektro, so we thought it'd be a good idea to meet in one of the big factories (LOL)
by the time i got to the outskirts, I had a hatchet and a canteen, so i was feelin pretty damn invincible. my friend was on the other side of the city, so we decide to just make a run for a factory in the middle.
my friend died pretty quick. I decided to keep going for the factory to get supplies though. when I got to the door (with like 4 zombies on my tail) I was greeted by a friendly fellow with an AK and a ghille suit who said on chat: "turn around. dont come back"

the zombies killed me on the way out :(
#257 - bakkenmetbaard (08/11/2012) [-]
>4th time spawning, never got a good weapon
>Run all the way from electro to the northwest Airfield
>Along the way find a bunch of loot
>Morphine auto-injector No idea what it does
>thinking its useless drop it for some can of beans
>Keep going
>Find really good weapons, alice pack, ghuille suit
>Zombie attack
>Oh ****
>Surive like a ************
>Turn around, run into last zombie
>Breaks my legs.
>Googled how to fix it.
#105 - mushkaa (08/11/2012) [-]
Russian olympics
Russian olympics
User avatar #71 - mrhelmetman (08/11/2012) [-]
Seriously, I was helping this guy named Oleg out; I was bandaging him cuz he was bleeding out. He got up, and shot me to death to rob me. Russian are no joke man, they will do whatever it takes to survive.
User avatar #238 - theangryrussian (08/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
American servers: EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!
#190 - theblackosaurus (08/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I enjoy when I have one person murdered, laying in the open.. And people come to loot the body.. The pile begins.
User avatar #170 - alfjnn (08/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
DayZ Is a ******* tragic Commentary on the Human Condition.

It gets Really Tribal, gangs and mobs start to form out of nowhere. These Tribes Turn into large clans who hunt and kill other clans on the server, almost becoming a pseudo Empire. People fight over food, supplies, weaponry, 90% of the time in my Experience, no one works together, its all tribe related, god help you if you play without five of your friends.

DayZ is terrifying yet true simulation for a zombie Apocalypse.

And I ******* love it.
#262 - bagofshenanigans (08/11/2012) [-]
He look! Another awesome game that I'll never be able to play with my ****** computer!

I'll just chalk that one up right next to TF2.
User avatar #261 - thewhitenigger (08/11/2012) [-]
literally joined a server 20 minutes ago, and there was no food, no water, no guns, no ammo, no flares, instead i found at least 3 hatchets in every house i went to, then i got driven over by a guy in a car playing chop suey on the open chat
User avatar #217 - dovakinbronie (08/11/2012) [-]
i have 968 zombie kill with 516 heatshoots but i have only a single survivor kill.....
cause that bitch tried to stel mah bus
#210 - danielface (08/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
its a horrible story of dayz which the cycle is 1: see somebody and try befriend him 2:die to him 3:think everyone is an asshole on dayz for being bandits which in turn makes you a paranoid bandit 4: repeat this cycle with every new player until everyone is a dick
#85 - aBlindMoron (08/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>mfw i realize I've been a monster

I recently got an AK74u and went player hunting. I shot poor defenseless unarmed guys running up the coast. I didn't even loot them.
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