Canada vs Russia in DayZ. not mine, credits in pic.. mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death Canada vs Russia in DayZ not mine credits pic mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - vomitjar
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(08/10/2012) [-]
mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
#195 to #1 - Nickdowgg
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User avatar #3 to #1 - stairs
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Shouldn't be up in my **** then.
User avatar #7 to #3 - Bruda
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You just made that profile today.... something's fishy here
#51 to #7 - boch
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does that thing still work anymore?
#23 to #3 - harveylegnipples
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You're a phony
User avatar #32 to #3 - kingreaver
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this made me laugh much harder than anything else today.
#4 to #3 - mvtjets
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#151 to #150 - mvtjets
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OH MAH GERD WAT
OH MAH GERD WAT
#152 to #151 - drewpy
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#154 to #152 - mvtjets
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I dunno, I just found it laying around somewhere. Where did you come from?!?!?
I dunno, I just found it laying around somewhere. Where did you come from?!?!?
User avatar #155 to #154 - drewpy
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A friend of mine saw your post and told me you were posting my retarded horse..
#156 to #155 - mvtjets
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Hmm, well to be honest I thought that was Derpy, but I didnt really care. Well this was pretty crazy that you found that........
Hmm, well to be honest I thought that was Derpy, but I didnt really care. Well this was pretty crazy that you found that........
User avatar #157 to #156 - drewpy
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Yeah, you can thank thehandofgod for that one XD

Anyway, yeah, that's not Derpy.
#160 to #157 - mvtjets
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So this is actually your image from your reaction folder? Well it looks like you found me in a hopeless place. You know, a quick question, what is that little emblem that everyone seems to be using? You know, the one with your name.........
So this is actually your image from your reaction folder? Well it looks like you found me in a hopeless place. You know, a quick question, what is that little emblem that everyone seems to be using? You know, the one with your name.........
#161 to #160 - drewpy
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#162 to #161 - mvtjets
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Ah, I see, it was a give away of some sorts, interesting. Because when a few people migrated from pony thread, along with some older users, they had that emblem. Anyways, it was good meeting you, farewell.........
Ah, I see, it was a give away of some sorts, interesting. Because when a few people migrated from pony thread, along with some older users, they had that emblem. Anyways, it was good meeting you, farewell.........
#163 to #162 - drewpy
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#164 to #163 - mvtjets
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Later.........
#165 to #164 - drewpy
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#167 to #165 - mvtjets
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:D
#168 to #167 - drewpy
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#169 to #168 - mvtjets
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You don't.........like me? That's ok..........
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#10 - wackaboom
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i chase survivors with a hatchet while screaming in direct chat, no matter what weapon they have.
i chase survivors with a hatchet while screaming in direct chat, no matter what weapon they have.
#199 to #10 - anon id: 706688ed
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It was this one guy that makes livestreams, and he has this hacker going after him and dressing like Jason Voorhees and playing kid song with a scary song in the background "It's raining" and "Ring around the rosies" and then he runs after them with an axe and kills them. It's hysterical
#243 to #199 - anon id: 1b2eb476
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Sourrrccceee please
User avatar #220 to #199 - potatblade
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source pls
#306 to #220 - DrDanny
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Skip to 12   
   
http:// www.youtube .c om/watch?v=k9ai0L8pI9I
Skip to 12

http:// www.youtube .c om/watch?v=k9ai0L8pI9I

User avatar #81 to #10 - shitshitshit
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POST A VIDEO OF THAT ****
#14 - karnovski
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Time to reload my axe
User avatar #30 to #14 - elitetroll
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i am the axe master
User avatar #172 to #14 - fargone
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I killed 90 zombies with only a hatchet the first time I played. I keep it in my pack in case I need to get my murder on.
#16 to #14 - biomedic
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luckily you get 9999 swings before you need another magazine of elbow grease.
User avatar #48 - haker
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It seems the russian server is down to one bottle of vodka.
#52 to #48 - allcontent
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oh that was good.
#144 - irokk
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The things I've done to people in this game.
The things I've done to people in this game.
#178 to #144 - thegearlord
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People become burdens =/ or just assholes who want your can of beans.
#153 to #144 - ARandomSpoon
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I feel your pain man, so much unneeded aggression for mere survival!
#42 - derpanator
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# texas servers
# texas servers
User avatar #46 to #42 - sugarcupcakes
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As a Texan I find this quite humorous.
#60 to #46 - marineofMaine
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i had no idea you lost your humerus. sounds painful
#100 to #42 - megaflak
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Actually i live in texas and the servers are absolute horrifying. Who knew so many zombies would be in the church! No im serious. i got mauled.
#49 to #42 - theangrydoodle
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Why the **** did this make me laugh so hard xD
#146 to #42 - bigsaltyballs
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> go on texas server
> find MP5SD in church near Starysabor
>hike all the way to cherno
>camp in the warehouse
>slaughter lasted for 30min
>mfw 10 people rage quit from my actions
User avatar #22 - majorcris
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I choose russian server.
Much more funner.
#26 to #22 - megatrollinator
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Much more Funner
More Funner
Funner
#28 to #26 - majorcris
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#95 - lazorman
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DAYZ STORY THREAD
OK, so me and my friend just bought the game and are playing at the same time, trying to find each other. We were both pretty close to Elektro, so we thought it'd be a good idea to meet in one of the big factories (LOL)
by the time i got to the outskirts, I had a hatchet and a canteen, so i was feelin pretty damn invincible. my friend was on the other side of the city, so we decide to just make a run for a factory in the middle.
my friend died pretty quick. I decided to keep going for the factory to get supplies though. when I got to the door (with like 4 zombies on my tail) I was greeted by a friendly fellow with an AK and a ghille suit who said on chat: "turn around. dont come back"

the zombies killed me on the way out :(
User avatar #177 to #95 - fargone
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I was playing with a group of friends. we spawned in in Elektro and I immediately got shot in the face by a guy and died. My friend managed to kill him, but got his leg broken and the third person in our group carrying all the medical supplies couldn't get her game to run. I respawn out along the coast next to a gas station. 0 zeds or anything of value within miles. Except one thing. There's a fully repaired UAZ sitting on the side of the road. I begin ******** brix in joy and my friend is squealing like a little girl over skype. Then I get closer. There are two dead ghillies next to the truck, no obvious cause of death. The ghillies are carrying a M107 and a G36SD with tons of ammo and supplies. I grab their NVGs and as much as I can carry and hide in the car because it's out of gas. My friend makes it to me after about 30 minutes and we drive off.
Later: We're driving around with a third person when we stop to scope out a town. Some asshat hacker teleports everyone not in a vehicle like 5 miles north and 100 meters up. I land in a pile of dead bodies, unconscious and bleeding out. I manage to wake up and bandage myself with like 3000 blood left and log out to prevent further mischief while I wait on my friends. They arrive, I log in and find I was basically sitting in a massive pile of end-game tier weapons and supplies. We grab everything and drive off. We end the day with a M107, AS50, G36SD, M16, M4 three CZs, three M9SDs, NVGs, Maps for everyone, **** tons of ammo and enough medical supplies and food to last us months without restocking.
All because I nearly died.
I like Day Z.
User avatar #103 to #95 - twisteoffate
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Sniping people in cherno from the hills, couple of hackers flew in on a heli to the big tower, sniped one, exploded the chopper. They then proceded to keep spawning in choppers in cherno, and making them explode, destroying the city and crashing the server.

Got away with their thermal as50 though
#118 to #103 - dedaluminus
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MFW sniping people in "chemo"
#131 to #118 - alexzerian
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Sniping in cherno is a good job mate, lotta doors,

I guarantee you to not go hungry, Because at the end of the day as long as there are 30 people left on the server.
Someone is going to ThunderDome you all to hell
#166 to #131 - someguyonthewebz
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#257 - bakkenmetbaard
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>4th time spawning, never got a good weapon
>Run all the way from electro to the northwest Airfield
>Along the way find a bunch of loot
>Morphine auto-injector No idea what it does
>thinking its useless drop it for some can of beans
>Keep going
>Find really good weapons, alice pack, ghuille suit
>Zombie attack
>Oh ****
>Surive like a ************
>Turn around, run into last zombie
>Breaks my legs.
>Googled how to fix it.
MFW
User avatar #71 - mrhelmetman
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Seriously, I was helping this guy named Oleg out; I was bandaging him cuz he was bleeding out. He got up, and shot me to death to rob me. Russian are no joke man, they will do whatever it takes to survive.