Canada vs Russia in DayZ. not mine, credits in pic.. mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
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#144 - irokk (08/11/2012) [-]
The things I've done to people in this game.
The things I've done to people in this game.
#178 to #144 - thegearlord (08/11/2012) [-]
People become burdens =/ or just assholes who want your can of beans.
#153 to #144 - ARandomSpoon (08/11/2012) [-]
I feel your pain man, so much unneeded aggression for mere survival!
#42 - derpanator (08/11/2012) [-]
# texas servers
# texas servers
User avatar #46 to #42 - sugarcupcakes (08/11/2012) [-]
As a Texan I find this quite humorous.
#60 to #46 - marineofMaine (08/11/2012) [-]
i had no idea you lost your humerus. sounds painful
#100 to #42 - megaflak (08/11/2012) [-]
Actually i live in texas and the servers are absolute horrifying. Who knew so many zombies would be in the church! No im serious. i got mauled.
#49 to #42 - theangrydoodle (08/11/2012) [-]
Why the **** did this make me laugh so hard xD
#146 to #42 - bigsaltyballs (08/11/2012) [-]
> go on texas server
> find MP5SD in church near Starysabor
>hike all the way to cherno
>camp in the warehouse
>slaughter lasted for 30min
>mfw 10 people rage quit from my actions
#10 - wackaboom (08/10/2012) [-]
i chase survivors with a hatchet while screaming in direct chat, no matter what weapon they have.
i chase survivors with a hatchet while screaming in direct chat, no matter what weapon they have.
#199 to #10 - Rascal (08/11/2012) [-]
It was this one guy that makes livestreams, and he has this hacker going after him and dressing like Jason Voorhees and playing kid song with a scary song in the background "It's raining" and "Ring around the rosies" and then he runs after them with an axe and kills them. It's hysterical
#243 to #199 - Rascal (08/11/2012) [-]
Sourrrccceee please
User avatar #220 to #199 - potatblade (08/11/2012) [-]
source pls
#306 to #220 - DrDanny (08/15/2012) [-]
Skip to 12   
   
http:// www.youtube .c om/watch?v=k9ai0L8pI9I
Skip to 12

http:// www.youtube .c om/watch?v=k9ai0L8pI9I

User avatar #81 to #10 - shitshitshit (08/11/2012) [-]
POST A VIDEO OF THAT ****
#14 - karnovski (08/10/2012) [-]
Time to reload my axe
User avatar #30 to #14 - elitetroll (08/11/2012) [-]
i am the axe master
User avatar #172 to #14 - fargone (08/11/2012) [-]
I killed 90 zombies with only a hatchet the first time I played. I keep it in my pack in case I need to get my murder on.
#16 to #14 - biomedic (08/10/2012) [-]
luckily you get 9999 swings before you need another magazine of elbow grease.
#1 - vomitjar (08/10/2012) [-]
mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
mwf I break my leg on the stairs and bleed to death
User avatar #3 to #1 - stairs (08/10/2012) [-]
Shouldn't be up in my **** then.
User avatar #7 to #3 - Bruda ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
You just made that profile today.... something's fishy here
#51 to #7 - boch (08/11/2012) [-]
does that thing still work anymore?
#23 to #3 - harveylegnipples (08/11/2012) [-]
You're a phony
User avatar #32 to #3 - kingreaver (08/11/2012) [-]
this made me laugh much harder than anything else today.
#4 to #3 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
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#151 to #150 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
OH MAH GERD WAT
OH MAH GERD WAT
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#154 to #152 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
I dunno, I just found it laying around somewhere. Where did you come from?!?!?
I dunno, I just found it laying around somewhere. Where did you come from?!?!?
User avatar #155 to #154 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
A friend of mine saw your post and told me you were posting my retarded horse..
#156 to #155 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, well to be honest I thought that was Derpy, but I didnt really care. Well this was pretty crazy that you found that........
Hmm, well to be honest I thought that was Derpy, but I didnt really care. Well this was pretty crazy that you found that........
User avatar #157 to #156 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, you can thank thehandofgod for that one XD

Anyway, yeah, that's not Derpy.
#160 to #157 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
So this is actually your image from your reaction folder? Well it looks like you found me in a hopeless place. You know, a quick question, what is that little emblem that everyone seems to be using? You know, the one with your name.........
So this is actually your image from your reaction folder? Well it looks like you found me in a hopeless place. You know, a quick question, what is that little emblem that everyone seems to be using? You know, the one with your name.........
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#162 to #161 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Ah, I see, it was a give away of some sorts, interesting. Because when a few people migrated from pony thread, along with some older users, they had that emblem. Anyways, it was good meeting you, farewell.........
Ah, I see, it was a give away of some sorts, interesting. Because when a few people migrated from pony thread, along with some older users, they had that emblem. Anyways, it was good meeting you, farewell.........
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#164 to #163 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Later.........
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#167 to #165 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
:D
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#169 to #168 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
You don't.........like me? That's ok..........
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User avatar #48 - haker (08/11/2012) [-]
It seems the russian server is down to one bottle of vodka.
#52 to #48 - allcontent (08/11/2012) [-]
oh that was good.
#257 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
>4th time spawning, never got a good weapon
>Run all the way from electro to the northwest Airfield
>Along the way find a bunch of loot
>Morphine auto-injector No idea what it does
>thinking its useless drop it for some can of beans
>Keep going
>Find really good weapons, alice pack, ghuille suit
>Zombie attack
>Oh ****
>Surive like a ************
>Turn around, run into last zombie
>Breaks my legs.
>Googled how to fix it.
MFW
#95 - lazorman (08/11/2012) [-]
DAYZ STORY THREAD
OK, so me and my friend just bought the game and are playing at the same time, trying to find each other. We were both pretty close to Elektro, so we thought it'd be a good idea to meet in one of the big factories (LOL)
by the time i got to the outskirts, I had a hatchet and a canteen, so i was feelin pretty damn invincible. my friend was on the other side of the city, so we decide to just make a run for a factory in the middle.
my friend died pretty quick. I decided to keep going for the factory to get supplies though. when I got to the door (with like 4 zombies on my tail) I was greeted by a friendly fellow with an AK and a ghille suit who said on chat: "turn around. dont come back"

the zombies killed me on the way out :(
User avatar #103 to #95 - twisteoffate (08/11/2012) [-]
Sniping people in cherno from the hills, couple of hackers flew in on a heli to the big tower, sniped one, exploded the chopper. They then proceded to keep spawning in choppers in cherno, and making them explode, destroying the city and crashing the server.

Got away with their thermal as50 though
#118 to #103 - dedaluminus (08/11/2012) [-]
MFW sniping people in "chemo"
#131 to #118 - alexzerian (08/11/2012) [-]
Sniping in cherno is a good job mate, lotta doors,

I guarantee you to not go hungry, Because at the end of the day as long as there are 30 people left on the server.
Someone is going to ThunderDome you all to hell
User avatar #177 to #95 - fargone (08/11/2012) [-]
I was playing with a group of friends. we spawned in in Elektro and I immediately got shot in the face by a guy and died. My friend managed to kill him, but got his leg broken and the third person in our group carrying all the medical supplies couldn't get her game to run. I respawn out along the coast next to a gas station. 0 zeds or anything of value within miles. Except one thing. There's a fully repaired UAZ sitting on the side of the road. I begin ******** brix in joy and my friend is squealing like a little girl over skype. Then I get closer. There are two dead ghillies next to the truck, no obvious cause of death. The ghillies are carrying a M107 and a G36SD with tons of ammo and supplies. I grab their NVGs and as much as I can carry and hide in the car because it's out of gas. My friend makes it to me after about 30 minutes and we drive off.
Later: We're driving around with a third person when we stop to scope out a town. Some asshat hacker teleports everyone not in a vehicle like 5 miles north and 100 meters up. I land in a pile of dead bodies, unconscious and bleeding out. I manage to wake up and bandage myself with like 3000 blood left and log out to prevent further mischief while I wait on my friends. They arrive, I log in and find I was basically sitting in a massive pile of end-game tier weapons and supplies. We grab everything and drive off. We end the day with a M107, AS50, G36SD, M16, M4 three CZs, three M9SDs, NVGs, Maps for everyone, **** tons of ammo and enough medical supplies and food to last us months without restocking.
All because I nearly died.
I like Day Z.
User avatar #71 - mrhelmetman (08/11/2012) [-]
Seriously, I was helping this guy named Oleg out; I was bandaging him cuz he was bleeding out. He got up, and shot me to death to rob me. Russian are no joke man, they will do whatever it takes to survive.
#233 - Rascal (08/11/2012) [-]
> Spawn east of electro   
> Walk towards electro   
> pick up makarov and rounds in a house   
> Walk up on east sniper hill.   
> 3 tents on top of the hill   
> a 			*******		 bus on top of the mountain too   
> they dont see me   
> jump in the bus ASAP   
> drive down the hill trying to kill them on the way.   
> mfw driving the bus
> Spawn east of electro
> Walk towards electro
> pick up makarov and rounds in a house
> Walk up on east sniper hill.
> 3 tents on top of the hill
> a ******* bus on top of the mountain too
> they dont see me
> jump in the bus ASAP
> drive down the hill trying to kill them on the way.
> mfw driving the bus
User avatar #170 - alfjnn (08/11/2012) [-]
DayZ Is a ******* tragic Commentary on the Human Condition.

It gets Really Tribal, gangs and mobs start to form out of nowhere. These Tribes Turn into large clans who hunt and kill other clans on the server, almost becoming a pseudo Empire. People fight over food, supplies, weaponry, 90% of the time in my Experience, no one works together, its all tribe related, god help you if you play without five of your friends.

DayZ is terrifying yet true simulation for a zombie Apocalypse.

And I ******* love it.
User avatar #219 to #170 - Scorpionjak (08/11/2012) [-]
Well you realize that humans, in all reality are pack-mentality creatures? Tribes are the way we began, & we still are part of them. They're just bigger, & called cities now.
User avatar #230 to #219 - alfjnn (08/11/2012) [-]
That's exactly my point.
I guarantee, if you had a Game like DayZ, with Five Times the Map Size, and left it Running between say 2000 People, for Five Years, it would make quite the social Experiment.
#295 to #230 - Scorpionjak (08/11/2012) [-]
YOU MY GOOD SIR.   
GET SOMEONE TO DO THIS   
IT WOULD BE REMARKABLY ENTERTAINING.
YOU MY GOOD SIR.
GET SOMEONE TO DO THIS
IT WOULD BE REMARKABLY ENTERTAINING.
#262 - bagofshenanigans (08/11/2012) [-]
He look! Another awesome game that I'll never be able to play with my ****** computer!

I'll just chalk that one up right next to TF2.
User avatar #261 - thewhitenigger (08/11/2012) [-]
literally joined a server 20 minutes ago, and there was no food, no water, no guns, no ammo, no flares, instead i found at least 3 hatchets in every house i went to, then i got driven over by a guy in a car playing chop suey on the open chat
#210 - danielface ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
its a horrible story of dayz which the cycle is 1: see somebody and try befriend him 2:die to him 3:think everyone is an asshole on dayz for being bandits which in turn makes you a paranoid bandit 4: repeat this cycle with every new player until everyone is a dick
User avatar #223 to #210 - fuzzyballs (08/11/2012) [-]
die to him?
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User avatar #226 to #224 - fuzzyballs (08/11/2012) [-]
I know what he meant, I was pointing out the mistake
User avatar #234 to #226 - BrotherDeath (08/11/2012) [-]
I don't think it's a mistake; it sounds like a perfectly normal video-game thing to say
User avatar #244 to #234 - fuzzyballs (08/11/2012) [-]
die to him is not the correct way of saying "he killed me"
#85 - aBlindMoron (08/11/2012) [-]
>mfw i realize I've been a monster

I recently got an AK74u and went player hunting. I shot poor defenseless unarmed guys running up the coast. I didn't even loot them.
User avatar #88 to #85 - twisteoffate (08/11/2012) [-]
Sir, i would reason that I am in fact, the greater monster. I had an as50, went onto the tall tower in cherno, and sniped everyone. Nobody was spared from the death that rained down.
#98 to #88 - killyojoy (08/11/2012) [-]
LOL Thats cute I ******* went on top of a hill looking into Cherno with the As50 and just ******* raped people the whole game. I did not even let the poor farm animals live.
User avatar #99 to #98 - twisteoffate (08/11/2012) [-]
I target the bunnies first
#101 to #99 - killyojoy (08/11/2012) [-]
Me and you have the same twisted mind....I got tired of DayZ after about 3 hours though It just became to easy because of all the newbs who bought arma just for dayz they have no clue how to shot.
User avatar #102 to #99 - twisteoffate (08/11/2012) [-]
Did that until the server 'batman' came along to free the unarmed people in cherno
#134 to #85 - alexzerian (08/11/2012) [-]
Get a Sniper, go proffessional

12x magnification R=1375/H for standing players
and R=1000/H for crouching
H is the targets size from the middle crosshair to how many mil dots they go up.
Find their range, Zero in, aim for center mass you headshoting cod fag (if you are)
#248 - Rascal (08/11/2012) [-]
Longest time you have survived?
i did for 14 days, playing every day.
had like 15 murders.
User avatar #255 to #248 - tkuja (08/11/2012) [-]
2 days maybe, i've left him in elektro, ready to die instantly
#264 to #248 - xfunkeyx (08/11/2012) [-]
5 days and surviving. i have a m4 cco, coyote backpack, m107, and a m9 sd.

:D if i die i will rape everyone.
User avatar #268 to #264 - themainemobster (08/11/2012) [-]
is this game free?
and if it is where can i get it?
#274 to #268 - xfunkeyx (08/11/2012) [-]
no you cant sadly. you have to buy both operation arrowhead and arma 2.
i mean its only 23 dollars but i bought mine on the steam sale for 15
User avatar #301 to #274 - themainemobster (08/12/2012) [-]
oh. i have steam but dont use it. i think i'll just stick with xbox
but thanks for the info :D
#302 to #301 - xfunkeyx (08/12/2012) [-]
no problem bro. i also play on xbox lol
User avatar #298 to #274 - lolmonade ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
yeah i died with better gear, think about my feel =P
#299 to #248 - SovietXMudkip (08/12/2012) [-]
The longest I survived was 12 days. Me, my friend Tony and Jacob, and two of their freinds were ripping it up on a clan server. Stole 40+ guns from their camps and around 7 vehicles. I got sniped while we were dicking around near Gorka. No regrets
#250 to #248 - lolmonade ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
damn forgot to log in, this is an old pic
didnt take anything after that point
#247 - localcatbarber (08/11/2012) [-]
I play on a german server on tf2, and everyone are usually very kind, even complimenting each other on their playing, and it's always all fun and games...... until some bad loser starts calling everyone nazis.
User avatar #251 to #247 - warzon (08/11/2012) [-]
God damn it germany stop makeing the rest of the universe look bad
#235 - rumbybumby (08/11/2012) [-]
>Spawn near Electro
>Manage to get a lot of food a compass, Watch, M1911 and Lee Enfield.
>It's my first time so **** Yeah!
>Run away from Electro to Cherno, no survivors seen yet.
>See A dude being chased by zombies.
>Time to be a ******* hero.
>Try to shot zombies, miss hit dude insteed.
>He swears at me and escapes while zombies swarm me and i die.
>MFW i try to be a hero.
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