Bane Master of friendzone. Ignore the s at end of father.. mml' rs “EH Hill] mun thal' ' llf' llxhl'" mun Ill DIE H", m cm; SLEEPS WITH HIM. For Christ sake Bane is like 20 years older than her batman bane friendzone the game
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User avatar #1 - messerauditore (08/10/2012) [-]
in the movie she only slept with wayne to gain his trust for the plan.
User avatar #2 - vepevellu (08/10/2012) [-]
When bane first met Miranda, she was just a small girl. He didn't want to get it on with her to start with.
User avatar #37 to #2 - steelbubble (08/11/2012) [-]
slow down buster, who said anything about bane not wanting to get with a small girl?
User avatar #7 to #2 - lockified ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
THANK! YOU!
#42 - fishcanfly (08/11/2012) [-]
You silly filly OP!
Bane never even wanted to get with her in the first place.
When they met she was just a little girl and he was already a full grown man, and Bane, being the super good guy he is, only wanted to protect her!
Bane ain't no goddamn pedophile!
User avatar #3 - popkornking ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
For Christ sake Bane is like 20 years older than her
User avatar #49 to #3 - slowyourtroll (08/11/2012) [-]
dude, beta's will always point this **** out
#5 to #3 - archyboo (08/10/2012) [-]
i see no problem with that.
User avatar #116 - meowtroll (08/11/2012) [-]
he was also a grown man when she was like 5
#22 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
<--- Still a badass.
<--- Still a badass.
#24 to #22 - SILENCEnight (08/11/2012) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at ERMAHGERD JEHRKERD ON CHERD! ** his voice
User avatar #39 to #22 - ZombieWin (08/11/2012) [-]
Can someone add " The party don't start til I walk in" to this?
#122 - dagreentide (08/11/2012) [-]
I honestly saw Bane and Talia's relationship as more of a Father/Daughter thing than romantic.
I honestly saw Bane and Talia's relationship as more of a Father/Daughter thing than romantic.
#45 - noshitholmes (08/11/2012) [-]
Bane was more of a father or an older brother. For **** sake. He knew her as a kid, and they shared a bad history in that prison. That would make a weird relationship. Not every instance of a girl being a friend is a case of ******* friend zoning.
User avatar #51 to #45 - spamalope (08/11/2012) [-]
exactly what I thought
#35 - gabrielnigro (08/11/2012) [-]
when me and the ladyfriend were watching this for the first time, after she slept with bruce she said, "something's up with this bitch, i'm suspicious" and then when she stabbed him and all that she was like "i KNEW she gave up the pussy too easily, told you something was up" true story
#36 to #35 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
#100 - gameshredder (08/11/2012) [-]
I dont know who in their right mind would friendzone Bane, just look at him, I bet he gives wonderful hugs.
#64 - yeahsexay (08/11/2012) [-]
I wouldn't friendzone Bane.....   
   
   
   
   
   
sex
I wouldn't friendzone Bane.....





sex
#38 - CollinTB (08/11/2012) [-]
Bane don' give a 			****		.
Bane don' give a **** .
User avatar #46 to #38 - creatureshepard (08/11/2012) [-]
DANZ!
#53 to #38 - petals (08/11/2012) [-]
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#115 to #54 - petals (08/11/2012) [-]
I love Danz :)
I love Danz :)
#176 to #115 - creatureshepard (08/11/2012) [-]
yay :D
yay :D
#114 - thetrolltrolley (08/11/2012) [-]
It wasn't that kind of relationship though. The relationship with Bane and Talia was a father daughter relationship.
#96 - garlibet (08/11/2012) [-]
This is totally wrong, Bane loved Talia like a daughter from the moment he saved her in the pit. He wasn't in love with her. And she had sex with Bruce to gain his trust.
#149 - kusalranawaka (08/11/2012) [-]
Well thanks for the spoiler! I didn't know she was ra's al ghul daughter
Well thanks for the spoiler! I didn't know she was ra's al ghul daughter
#155 to #149 - jgarron (08/11/2012) [-]
do you live under a rock?
almost everyone has known she was talia al ghul almost the second she was cast
User avatar #160 to #155 - Dincorta (08/11/2012) [-]
I felt like a moron when it revealed she was Talia. The whole time they were talking about Ra's al Ghul's son, and it never once occurred to me that he doesn't have a son, he has a daughter.
#159 to #155 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
No I didn't. **** me, right?

Hurr durr I got spoilered therefore it's nothing bad to spoiler hurr durr

I'm jgarron lol le obvious captain lol le monkeyface lol
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User avatar #151 to #150 - connorjay (08/11/2012) [-]
Doesn't he kill RAG in number one...
User avatar #154 to #151 - mrjeyjey (08/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're right, my fault :/
Still, everybody should've seem the last movie by now because it's great!
User avatar #161 to #149 - Pokster (08/11/2012) [-]
Use the internet at your own risk. It is not considered a spoiler is you mindlessly happen onto it.
User avatar #20 - hynkle (08/11/2012) [-]
I was kinda let down whenever they killed Bane. I was hoping for a loner fight, not just some cannon shot from the good ol' batty bike. Granted though, at least he could tell the Devil. "It took a ******* cannon to kill me!"
User avatar #62 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
In the comics they had a kid together named Damien. mah favorite batman comic.
User avatar #87 to #62 - DoggyBouncer (08/11/2012) [-]
Who was another Robin
User avatar #88 to #87 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
whelp, talia sent him to Bruce to so he can try to teach him morals, as was his right as father. He rocks the current robins **** , I do recall he became nightwing or something. then Damien replaced him.
#92 to #88 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
no tim drake who is the current robin replaced night wing and jason todd who died then came back as red hood
User avatar #110 to #92 - theysayyouknowme (08/11/2012) [-]
No, Dick is Nightwing and Tim Drake became red robin and Damin became his robin. Jason Todd came back to life became the red hood and wanted to become like Batman, but wanted revenge for his death and wanted to control the criminals. However, Jason Todd failed to control the criminals and lives were lost, which he regrets and was saved by Nightwing. Jason then competed for the Battle of the Cowl, but lost to Tim Drake, who was a better robin than he ever was. Jason in the end slowly began to change which was evident in the costume he was wearing, but he was never accepted by Tim. Also someone can correct me if I'm wrong.
User avatar #126 to #110 - racalos (08/11/2012) [-]
You got it pretty much spot on. but I don't think Damien became Tim's robin until he was Batman for that short time..I'm not sure though..but I'd just like to toss in that Jason was super violent and heavy on killing as THE form of justice. And that Damien was also very violent (at first anyway). and this is more towards the other guys but Talia sent him to his father not only for morals (which he did need) but also to try and get Bruce to marry her and become Ra's al Ghul's successor (which they both were always trying to do because Ra's was going insane from using the Lazarus Pit too many times except for a time when Ra's thought Bane was better because he "broke" the bat). I spent a lot of time looking up batman lol. I stopped because it all gets confusing when they have like 100 different versions of things like how in one version Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle have a daughter who becomes the Huntress. I'll get off now. I salute you sir for your knowledge of Robins. (fun fact: Dick hated the cape because he couldn't be as acrobatic which is why he ditched it as Nightwing). Okay now I'm done.
#50 - hairydickfarts (08/11/2012) [-]
I really hope bane's going to be in the new superman movie   
   
i dont think he died in the end
I really hope bane's going to be in the new superman movie

i dont think he died in the end
User avatar #63 to #50 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
that a joke... right?
User avatar #65 to #63 - xgeneration ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
No he's being serious.
User avatar #66 to #65 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
Ireally can't tell if thats sarcasm. I feel dumb.
User avatar #67 to #66 - xgeneration ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Hug?
User avatar #69 to #67 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
sex?
User avatar #72 to #69 - xgeneration ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #73 to #72 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
... well... that was easy.
User avatar #75 to #73 - xgeneration ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Drop the soap.
User avatar #76 to #75 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
I use a lufa. ************ .
User avatar #78 to #76 - xgeneration ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Ok bend over please.
User avatar #80 to #78 - hairydickfarts (08/11/2012) [-]
Da fuq is happening
User avatar #84 to #80 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
we are making babies.
User avatar #82 to #80 - xgeneration ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
Stay out of this dickbutt.
User avatar #83 to #82 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
I can't I'm in a wheel chair.
User avatar #74 to #63 - hairydickfarts (08/11/2012) [-]
No. My theory is that Bane's vest was bullet proof, which would explain how he didn't even flinch when batman threw explosives at him. Therefore, When cat woman shot him the vest took most of the blow whilst he was thrown backwards from the blast. Plus I heard that he was enemies with superman for a brief time in the comics. It also is a big giveaway because Chris Nolan, the director of the dark knight trilogy, is also directing the man of steel which is coming out next year. I'm not saying Bane will come back, but that would be so ******* awesome if he did, and there are good chances for it.
User avatar #79 to #74 - hairydickfarts (08/11/2012) [-]
Plus I never joke about batman

Never
User avatar #93 to #74 - tomorrowsnightmare (08/11/2012) [-]
If Batman broke Bane's mask with a few punches, don't you think Superman would beat his **** to the next century?
#85 to #74 - nahingerii ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
chris nolan is producing man of steel. Zac snyder who did watchmen is directing, and the villain is already sorted its general zod, So now appearance from bane is my guess
User avatar #81 to #74 - ilovetocuddle (08/11/2012) [-]
I'm a comic fiend, so I know about all the crossovers and **** yakno, but there are people online that are like "LOL liek who would win superman or wolverine" because they don't understand dc and marvel are separate. But no. they won't use bane. people would get confused and say superman would just kill him. they'l prolly use Luther again. or brainiac if i had to bet money.
User avatar #105 to #81 - theysayyouknowme (08/11/2012) [-]
Superman would kill Wolverine. They ******* had to weaken superman post silver age. Wolverine is awesome, but there is a limit to what he can do. Also I'm not superman fan.
#121 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
I've seen the film but holy ******* **** that's like the main twist of the movie. OP, you asshole
#137 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
I was planning to watch he movie his weekend. Choke on a shemale dick OP.
#138 to #137 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
Miranda Tate is Talia Al Gul
#142 to #138 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
Bruce Wayne is Batman
User avatar #148 to #142 - elliotsalem (08/11/2012) [-]
Allah is Jesus
User avatar #156 to #137 - iRetaliate (08/11/2012) [-]
Batman seems to risk his life at the end, but you find out that he staged his own death so that he could leave the country and marry Catwoman.
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#145 to #137 - anon (08/11/2012) [-]
If you aint seen the move by now, thats your ******* problem
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