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Zombie Prophet

TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOM
AS BY MAX BROOKS ftr- ', y q
1. ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE. . I --
3. USE YOUR HEAD: CUT OFF . t.,
E. GET , gitt . GAGE. THEN DESTROY IT.
7. GET GUT OF 'Etti. :i' . liyit, GET ONTO THE BIKE.
B. KEEP MDOING, ' LOW, KEEP QUIET, KEEP ALERT. I,"
S. NO PLACE IS SAFE, ONLY SAFER. . " '
ZOMBIE MAY BE GONE, BUT THE THREAT LAES ON,
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Submitted: 08/10/2012
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#744 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
This is nothing compared to the impending robot apocalypse. Scientists say artificial intelligence will easily surpass human intelligence by 2030.

Sounds like I-Robot.
#731 - peyko (08/11/2012) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at The fuck was that?! ** What i will do when a zombie apocalypse comes.
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User avatar #730 - mrwillje (08/11/2012) [-]
I think it's pretty stupid to go on a bike... If I had a car, and a bike, I would put the bike in the car. Use the bike when you can't get anymore fuel. A car can pick up other survivors, a car can carry a lot of things, and it would give a lot more protection.
#729 - TonHyukOTP (08/11/2012) [-]
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#724 - abdullahmag (08/11/2012) [-]
what if the zombies are smart too??
#720 - dashiznigga (08/11/2012) [-]
1. No ****
2. Cuz you can still die
3. Need knife for that...
4. Need to get close, risk infection
5. Thats not protection
6. Can't get out for supplies?
7. Can't carry much with you
8. Common sense
9. Doesn't help
10. STILL no help
#725 to #720 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
Good point
User avatar #719 - theannoyingFJguy (08/11/2012) [-]
zombies like to eat brains.
i'm fine.
User avatar #717 - gagster (08/11/2012) [-]
MY rules for Zombie Survival
1. Immediately investigate any sound you hear.
2.make sure you leave some windows/doors open for a quick escape.
3.Try and find your relatives/love ones, no matter where they are.
4.aim for there chest.It's their weak point.
5.FIRE,USE LOTS OF FIRE ON THE ZOMBIES.
User avatar #728 to #717 - atoaster (08/11/2012) [-]
I'm going to use the book made by Max Brooks to disprove most of that:
1. This may work, but if you are in a safe location, why give it up?
2. Zombies are unable to open windows/ doors. Leaving a window open gives it stealth, keeping it closed forces it to break through, warning you. Also zombies are mentally unable to understand doorknobs.
3. Sure, but will anything slow you down? Girls may try to bring everything convince them not to.
4. Brain is the weak point for zombies. Chest is the weak point for humans. Aim for the head.
5. Fire is an absolute NO. Whats worse than a zombie coming at you? A zombie on FIRE. Fire tends to not kill instantly, especially for zombies, which don't need 90% of their organs.
Note: This was based on zombies pictured in Max Brooks' book "Zombie Survival Guide", not by anything else like CoD or movies.
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User avatar #711 to #708 - drownedmoon (08/11/2012) [-]
Do you read? Because it cleary says By Max Brooks..
Just saying...
Read.
User avatar #714 to #711 - BERTMGERT ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
LOL, my bad.. did not see
User avatar #715 to #714 - drownedmoon (08/11/2012) [-]
Hehe.
#707 - dipshitz (08/11/2012) [-]
Yes yes. Skintight clothing
User avatar #703 - gloriouschad (08/11/2012) [-]
What most of my friends plan during the zombie Apocalypse

1. Go to walmart (since you're the only person who came up with that idea you sexy son of a bitch)
2. Take as much food as possible and get guns (since you obviously know how to use a gun)
3. Hold off walmart from zombies (since you know how to hold **** off with all of those tower defense games you played on the Iphone)
4. Make sweet tender love to women for saving their life (yeah because they want to **** some fat **** for saving their life)

They is no way this plan can backfire just kidding this plan will crash and burn like the Hindenburg or like a plane and if you follow these steps you're going to die
#722 to #703 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
ALL MY THUMBS ARE YOURS!
#702 - unclegloops (08/11/2012) [-]
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#700 - nathanielcockburn (08/11/2012) [-]
Actually blades are a horrible weapon for a zombie apocalypse, because the contagion could be spread by getting their blood on you. it would be best to keep your distance
User avatar #721 to #700 - roliga ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
I'm assuming you know this from personal experience?
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User avatar #706 to #701 - nathanielcockburn (08/11/2012) [-]
True, but it's most likely by blood.
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User avatar #710 to #709 - nathanielcockburn (08/11/2012) [-]
And if you're using a blade, you would be getting close to them, so thats a definite possibility.
#697 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
11. Take Daryl Dixon with you.
User avatar #693 - nrhv (08/11/2012) [-]
melee is a bad idea. first off, you don't want them anywhere near you. Second, all you need is a little bit of their blood in an open wound and you're ****** .
User avatar #704 to #693 - tonyxx (08/11/2012) [-]
Interesting point. But, have you considered wearing protective clothing? such as a leather jacket. Plus, Firearms create very large amounts of noise, attracting more zombies.

Why make the risk? I will carry a firearm, while being very practical, it Should not and will not be plan: A.
User avatar #682 - lordmoldywart (08/11/2012) [-]
None of us would last 5 minutes, stop acting like it'd be like in the movies
#672 - frojo (08/11/2012) [-]
MFW we're already infected
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#659 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
Inb4 Anony "Hey guise i've been off for so long.. support crap.."
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