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#406 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #458 to #406 - joekerr ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
You grow wings as the first of your kind. Your dad gets envious and lets you thrown into an abyss. Some old fishy guys revives you and makes you kind of an collector and gives you the opportunity for revenge.
#452 to #406 - stargatesturge (08/11/2012) [-]
So it turns out you're an alien and your brother pops out of no where wanting you to destroy the planet. He kidnaps your son for leverage (as if THAT'S never been done before) and you end up killing your bro and you die. Huh. After magical training at this old geaser blue guy's place you're brought back to life with a dragon's dismembered and probably radioactive ball sack onto to find half your friends dead and you have to kill more aliens. Then you go to another alien planet where you know that your friends are all dying, but instead of rushing off to help them you do petty chores for these green aliens first. Doesn't matter that your son's about to be attacked again.
So it turns out you're an alien and your brother pops out of no where wanting you to destroy the planet. He kidnaps your son for leverage (as if THAT'S never been done before) and you end up killing your bro and you die. Huh. After magical training at this old geaser blue guy's place you're brought back to life with a dragon's dismembered and probably radioactive ball sack onto to find half your friends dead and you have to kill more aliens. Then you go to another alien planet where you know that your friends are all dying, but instead of rushing off to help them you do petty chores for these green aliens first. Doesn't matter that your son's about to be attacked again.
#451 to #406 - Iloldmypants (08/11/2012) [-]
So it's this story about some caves.
User avatar #445 to #406 - rattman (08/11/2012) [-]
you run around with laser guns shooting blue people made by flying robot squids
User avatar #442 to #406 - maskedmask (08/11/2012) [-]
You play as a old man in a future war where he has to kill his twin brother..........nope still sounds awesome
User avatar #437 to #406 - daniboyi (08/11/2012) [-]
You have to shout to kill dragons and other animals.
User avatar #431 to #406 - annogram (08/11/2012) [-]
you fight 10 waves of ridiculous looking zombies, sometimes during the summer updates come and they dress the zombies up like ******* clowns. and the worst part is they're not even zombies they're mutants or something, anyways after you struggle through the 1st 10 waves of hundreds of mutants you get this big ass ************ with a chain gun and a rocket launcher and you get blown the **** up. Also the grenade launchers are crap and if you get torn apart you just have to get shot by a guy with a gun and he heals you.
User avatar #443 to #431 - killboy (08/11/2012) [-]
KF! :D
#434 to #431 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2012) [-]
Killingfloor! :D
User avatar #430 to #406 - uhidk (08/11/2012) [-]
aim, shoot, die.
User avatar #416 to #406 - edgeoftheinternet (08/11/2012) [-]
You build **** . And the graphics are horrible, all blocky.
#412 to #406 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2012) [-]
Well you play as a crossdresserwho has to go save the crossdressing princess from the douchbag pig wizard with the help of miss pointy tits and his sword of goodness.
User avatar #411 to #406 - zzjames (08/11/2012) [-]
So you're this wimpy little **** named Daniel, aiight? So you wake up in some whorecastle and the little **** don't even know where he is. Stupid, aiight? You find a torch and find some horse monsters. You kill some old man and you escape.
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User avatar #409 to #406 - theswagmobile (08/11/2012) [-]
Okay, so basically you're greasy ass Italian that's tripping on some ************ , like shrooms and exotic plants that scientists haven't even recorded yet. Anyways, you're walking across some ******** wall that has gaps in it that will kill you and **** while you're being attacked by walking chestnuts and turtles. Serious **** , right? And it's all to save some ho' who thinks she's some gottamn princess. You gotta cross this wall like 7 times, though, cause some little prick likes to dress up as a mushroom (probably the dude you're getting the shrooms from) and tells you that that bitch is in another shed. So you do all that and kill a fire-breathing turtle but not really cause that ****** don't die even after you trip him in lava all those 7 times. And for what? That bitch just gives you a peck; that's it. The **** is this **** , really?

**** .
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