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User avatar #372 - iliekcereal (08/11/2012) [-]
This is kinda off topic, but it's just a thought I've been having lately, so I wanted to talk about it somewhere, so if it bothers you that this isn't completely related to this post, please keep scrolling.

Lately, I've been wondering if it's possible that God (if God exists) is actually Satan, and vice-versa. A lot of the passages in the Bible talk about Satan being a prideful being who often tempts Jesus to join him, yet Jesus is so prideful he demands you to worship him at least once a week or else you'll go to hell. Also, in the Old Testament, there are many violent passages that discriminate against gays, different races, non-believers, etc. that just seems like something that the Anti-Christ would be more likely to preach. Also, I've lately been interested in the fall of Lucifer (idk why, I'm just weird like that and it seemed like a decent story to me) and if I understand it correctly, Lucifer was rejected because he was too proud of his power, beauty, etc. and wanted to become a God of his own, and that just reminds me more of a repressive dictator than a benevolent God. It just sounds to me that it's possible that "God" felt threatened by Lucifer's powers and decided to damn him instead of allowing the best being to rule. However, this is all implying that the Bible isn't just some book written thousands of years ago in order to control the masses, which as an Agnostic, I completely believe is a possibility.

/rant
#399 to #372 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
Personally I feel that if the Bible is true, that it would've been either written by the actual Satan to stop people from getting into heaven by teaching them(somehow it happened I'm not quite sure how but people twisted the Bible to mean it) to hate each other and that so long as certain criteria are met it doesn't matter what you do to a specific person, or written by God to discredit Satan(who is not that bad of a guy if you read the Bible, kind of like the dark-knight, he does what he feels is right for humanity not himself).
User avatar #401 to #399 - iliekcereal (08/11/2012) [-]
I like this anon. I agree completely that those are definite possibilities if the Bible is legit
User avatar #379 to #372 - jinjo (08/11/2012) [-]
I was going to read this thinking it was going to be a really stupid thought.

But after reading the first real sentence in the main body of text, I realized the painkillers I'm on right now have put me in a frame of mind that I just cannot discuss this logically. If it's not too much to ask and it's okay, could you put that comment on my profile so when I'm in a better frame of mind I can read it and possibly discuss it?
User avatar #381 to #379 - iliekcereal (08/11/2012) [-]
Sure thing. Hopefully it's not as stupid as you expected it.
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