Old Joke. I'm Rarity, bitch. So something really funny happened to me the other day I walked into a bar and the bartender said; ll all Illa I God, being a unico The lonely unico
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Old Joke. I'm Rarity, bitch. So something really funny happened to me the other day I walked into a bar and the bartender said; ll all Illa I God, being a unico

I'm Rarity, bitch

So something really funny happened to me the other day
I walked into a bar and the bartender said;
ll all
Illa I
God, being a unicorn is so lonely....
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#6 - drewskibert (08/10/2012) [-]
You have no idea how long I've waited to use this.
You have no idea how long I've waited to use this.
User avatar #7 to #6 - turntablethepony (08/10/2012) [-]
Did you make that?
User avatar #16 to #7 - nippuhl (08/10/2012) [-]
"You have no idea how long I've waited to use this."
User avatar #131 to #16 - rawrbowwow (08/10/2012) [-]
To be fair, he could have made it and waited.
#78 to #6 - pistro (08/10/2012) [-]
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#11 to #6 - thepiratemonkey (08/10/2012) [-]
I have some sort of idea.
I have some sort of idea.
#18 - drainbramage (08/10/2012) [-]
Let's dance the dance of life.
Let's dance the dance of life.
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User avatar #115 to #49 - technotronics (08/10/2012) [-]
what are you talking about?
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#126 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #133 to #126 - chaosmarine (08/10/2012) [-]
That's a kick-ass roll!!!
#127 to #126 - hairydickfarts (08/10/2012) [-]
you're Bane? 			****		 yes
you're Bane? **** yes
#142 to #127 - dorgan (08/10/2012) [-]
Creatures dancing thread?
Creatures dancing thread?
User avatar #183 - rambearclaw (08/10/2012) [-]
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘It’s probably not a good idea that you’re in here. You’re a very large animal and any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don’t know why you’re here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them, so you should probably leave.
User avatar #185 to #183 - daniboi (08/10/2012) [-]
And the horse, not knowing English, takes a dump on the floor and leaves.
#88 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
mfw bronies. 
			
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https:// 7chan. org/fl/src/poonnny.swf   
   
It's a joke.
mfw bronies. You need to login to view this link

https:// 7chan. org/fl/src/poonnny.swf

It's a joke.
User avatar #107 to #88 - gmarrox ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
I don't remember where I saw that but doesn't he just put girls' hair in ponytails?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
It's from an anime. I think people said it was from Full metal panic! I'm not sure though.
User avatar #110 to #108 - gmarrox ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
That would explain, since I watched that anime a while back. It's pretty funny froim what I can remember.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Kay.
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User avatar #99 to #92 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Feel free not to. It's not a screamer, I promise.
User avatar #103 to #99 - neptuneport (08/10/2012) [-]
That's what your mom told me. We ended up waking the whole neighborhood up.
User avatar #106 to #103 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
k
#145 - parasiticpsycho (08/10/2012) [-]
i thought it was going to end with him stabbing the guy to death with his horn.    
   
...what have you done to me internet.
i thought it was going to end with him stabbing the guy to death with his horn.

...what have you done to me internet.
#154 to #145 - anon (08/10/2012) [-]
Not the only one who thought that.
User avatar #148 to #145 - Zaivia (08/10/2012) [-]
Somebody please caption that to say "EMOTIONS" in flashing red letters :D
#89 - littlexbamf (08/10/2012) [-]
I SWEAR I saw this guy on omegle one time...    
>Mfw
I SWEAR I saw this guy on omegle one time...
>Mfw
#91 - flyingicecream (08/10/2012) [-]
**flyingicecream rolled a random image posted in comment #134460 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
User avatar #119 to #91 - TheUsername (08/10/2012) [-]
a scope for an automatic? hahaha
#98 to #91 - tornadomad (08/10/2012) [-]
Is that a screenshot from the new CoD? L33T
User avatar #122 to #35 - myrtille (08/10/2012) [-]
that unicorn looks like it has downs.
User avatar #37 to #35 - jalthelas (08/10/2012) [-]
Erections.
#65 to #37 - superjingle (08/10/2012) [-]
I guess you could say they're....horny?   
   
I'll go back to my cave now.
I guess you could say they're....horny?

I'll go back to my cave now.
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#14 - polop (08/10/2012) [-]
Lets be friends.
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#75 - jeefko (08/10/2012) [-]
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#63 - anon (08/10/2012) [-]
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "why the small penis?"
User avatar #73 to #63 - kabizus (08/10/2012) [-]
I wish I had that picture of pikachu with a dick on his face..a small dick..he would be the bartender.
#67 to #63 - anon (08/10/2012) [-]
what if the bartender is black O_O
#72 to #63 - oreck (08/10/2012) [-]
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I just watched my whole family die."
#27 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
#121 - luckodairish (08/10/2012) [-]
**luckodairish rolled a random image posted in comment #366484 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
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#10 to #5 - paperpunch (08/10/2012) [-]
Sp00n Is deh best.
#8 to #5 - keiishiyama (08/10/2012) [-]
Equestrians aren't fit to eat Sp00n's **** .

Sadly, there's a very rare amount of photos of Sp00n in any form.
#160 to #8 - lostfaux (08/10/2012) [-]
I have a couple of nova
I have a couple of nova
#237 to #160 - keiishiyama (08/11/2012) [-]
What a coincidence. So do I.
What a coincidence. So do I.
#238 to #237 - lostfaux (08/11/2012) [-]
So you want a challenge do ya?!?!?!...    
Well you win this is all I have.
So you want a challenge do ya?!?!?!...
Well you win this is all I have.
#239 to #238 - keiishiyama (08/11/2012) [-]
You 			*******		 amateur.
You ******* amateur.
#240 to #239 - lostfaux (08/11/2012) [-]
yeah i have more random pics than anything else
yeah i have more random pics than anything else
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