2 + 2 = 5

Simple maths, my ******* arse... I've learned something about myself during the Great Item Hunt of 2012; I can't do basic sums under pressure. Well that's not entirely true, but it's the equivalent of trying to tie a knot in a pubic hair.

I'm hungry... I should go make myself a sandwich.

But I need to search for more items... and I should probably finish those assignments I have due in or tomorrow... What ever happened to pogs? I miss pogs. They were so cool and fun. Just like the Fonz. I wish I could jump a shark.

Oh ****... you're still reading this? Sorry, I'm just rambling now. Honestly, I'm not going to say anything important or life changing... You can stop reading... Seriously; stop reading these words right now. Really?? Jeez, some people... Well I guess seeing as you got this far, I ought to tell you a secret or something... Ready?

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i love you