Sandwich. I don't take offence to these jokes..but really..? After a while, the joke fades and becomes rather annoying. So, for the lulz, this popped into my he sandwich
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I don't take offence to these jokes..but really..? After a while, the joke fades and becomes rather annoying. So, for the lulz, this popped into my head.

Tags: sandwich
Hey, bitch! Go back into the kitchen and make me Uh..'?'?
a goddamn ... |' so badass
A sandwich? Te that what you
The usual faggot
THEN ******* TAKE AS “K
Ohcysp, MUCH AS YOU warm!!!
what I want.. CHOKE ON THEM, d,
Te that what you want?
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User avatar #136 - SaveFJ (05/04/2010) [+] (4 replies)
finnally someone on fj who can make good comics instead of stickman crap
#269 - yay for funny (05/04/2010) [+] (22 replies)
where the hell did these sammich jokes come from? ima guy and i have a little thing called respect for women... srsly who would HONESTLY go up to some random girl and command her to make you a sammich? i know i wouldn't.

go ahead and thimb me down, i dont care.
User avatar #216 - TheAssassin (05/04/2010) [-]
Oh no, they've discovered the only real power they hold over us!
User avatar #148 - piptime (05/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I got a feeling a woman made this....
User avatar #453 - DeadpoolKV (05/04/2010) [-]
She must be the best sammich maker ever! she made three appear from nowhere!
#200 - SeekerofD **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #199 - freshblob (05/04/2010) [-]
This had SO much potential as a porno but this is fine too
User avatar #205 - SarcasticGuy (05/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
That dude really told her!
User avatar #113 - ANONYMOUSatheart (05/04/2010) [-]
he got like 3 sandwiches, AT ONCE! i call that a win.
User avatar #102 - MindFuckingBricks (05/04/2010) [+] (11 replies)
U guys dont see it, The Guy GOT HIS SAMMICH! **** YEAH!
User avatar #247 - IceBearJudgesYou (05/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)

...ide rather make my own sandwich

...nobody can make it the way i like it >.<
User avatar #279 - Kajekillz (05/04/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Choking on a sandwich is the second most manly way to die. The first being going down in a blaze of glory fighting off a horde of zombie ninja bears with chainsaws riding dinosours.
User avatar #451 - imthatguy (05/04/2010) [-]
a girl making you the sandwich AND feeding you the sandwich

that is the definition of a perfect girlfriend
#340 - Placeholder **User deleted account** (05/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
That man in the grey top appears to have a cancerous tumour sprouting from his chest area.
User avatar #328 - WickidJuggalo (05/04/2010) [-]
the finger licking part got me harder than a diamond turtle shell
User avatar #543 - YouDamnSkippy (05/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Guess you can say he,

-puts on sunglasses-

bit off more than he could chew.
User avatar #403 - Xedan (05/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone else get a boner from this?


Me neither...
User avatar #348 - liljimin (05/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
damn she made those sandwiches realy quick
User avatar #378 - DeKreyGuy (05/04/2010) [-]
Even tho I enjoy saying bitch make me a sammich ... I still found this quite funny since it is indeed overused
User avatar #107 - jogz (05/04/2010) [-]
PMS much?
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