Sandwich. I don't take offence to these jokes..but really..? After a while, the joke fades and becomes rather annoying. So, for the lulz, this popped into my he sandwich
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#136 - SaveFJ
Reply +37
(05/04/2010) [-]
finnally someone on fj who can make good comics instead of stickman crap
#141 to #136 - anon
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
people probably can but noone wants to spend hours drawing them because they have better things to do with their lives
#143 to #141 - Cinnabonne
Reply +7
(05/04/2010) [-]
I spend hours on mine.
...And I don't have a life. ^^;
#192 to #143 - YmousAnon
Reply +4
(05/04/2010) [-]
holy **** a talking parrot...wait
#142 to #141 - SaveFJ
Reply +3
(05/04/2010) [-]
well the people who "have no lifes" just enjoy making comics and drawing them and see that the result is something that people enjoy
#269 - yay for funny
Reply +22
(05/04/2010) [-]
where the hell did these sammich jokes come from? ima guy and i have a little thing called respect for women... srsly who would HONESTLY go up to some random girl and command her to make you a sammich? i know i wouldn't.

go ahead and thimb me down, i dont care.
#312 to #269 - memorize
Reply -2
(05/04/2010) [-]
son once upon a time there was a women named missfunnyjunk end of story
#318 to #312 - yay for funny
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman?
and plus i doubt u can be my dad, my dad is 60 years old... and im 13...
#320 to #318 - memorize
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
you said where did these sammich jokes come from so i answered :S..
#321 to #320 - yay for funny
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
i know that, i was asking if missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman, cuz u said there was a WOMEN named missfunnyjunk, not WOMAN.
#304 to #269 - anon
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
lol pussy
#325 to #304 - yay for funny
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
**** YOU ANONYMOUS... ****... YOU!
#390 to #269 - anon
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
Yeah buddy, don't worry I'm going to thimb you up!:D
#425 to #269 - phatboi
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
I only do it to people close to me,
like friends at school or my mom or sister...
I actually had one girl make me a sammich...i was joking but she really did
You can use this in real life...but you cant be a dick about it...
You gotta...Creep your way into their good graces
#454 to #269 - yay for funny
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
heheh... i created a purple (or pink) line that goes about half-way through a comment page... heheh
#272 to #269 - SuicidalPancakes
Reply +6
(05/04/2010) [-]
Thanks.
At least SOMEONE on fj
actually RESPECTS women like myself
>:0
Sexist bastards!
#281 to #272 - TheElectricCat
Reply +3
(05/04/2010) [-]
i say we start an anit-sexist group on fj or would that be takin it too far ?
#287 to #281 - MonkeyCop
Reply +4
(05/04/2010) [-]
too far... what are we feminists? (im a dude lol)
#290 to #287 - TheElectricCat
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
Im a dude too man :l
#294 to #290 - yay for funny
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
OMG me too man! And i'm Canadian, eh? lol
#300 to #294 - TheElectricCat
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
Im Scottish, aye? lol
#295 to #281 - lolzzman
Reply +2
(05/04/2010) [-]
too far
#283 to #269 - MonkeyCop
Reply +9
(05/04/2010) [-]
Sexism is funny, but sometimes it is taking it too far... like the here and there joke is ok... but when its constant then you need to chill the **** out.
#270 to #269 - TheElectricCat
Reply +11
(05/04/2010) [-]
im thumbing you up man, respect for woman is vital !!!
#271 to #270 - yay for funny
Reply +4
(05/04/2010) [-]
thank you
#291 to #271 - Ohaithar
Reply -5
(05/04/2010) [-]
one thin you need to learn the hard way....being a feminist will not get you pussy, sexist jokes are funny...over the internet, if you do it irl gtfo
#308 to #291 - hearny
Reply +3
(05/04/2010) [-]
the only pussy your guna get is pity pussy because your a fat sexist loser
#298 to #291 - yay for funny
Reply +1
(05/04/2010) [-]
Actually I have a gf and i do get pussy BECAUSE I'm nice to her
#216 - TheAssassin
Reply +20
(05/04/2010) [-]
Oh no, they've discovered the only real power they hold over us!
#148 - piptime
Reply +19
(05/04/2010) [-]
I got a feeling a woman made this....
#173 to #148 - hpu
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
i gotta feeling that you are correct hahaha..... women
#453 - DeadpoolKV
Reply +17
(05/04/2010) [-]
She must be the best sammich maker ever! she made three appear from nowhere!
#200 - SeekerofD **User deleted account**
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#201 to #200 - anon
Reply 0
(05/04/2010) [-]
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH....
#199 - freshblob
Reply +13
(05/04/2010) [-]
This had SO much potential as a porno but this is fine too
#205 - SarcasticGuy
Reply +12
(05/04/2010) [-]
That dude really told her!
#113 - ANONYMOUSatheart
Reply +12
(05/04/2010) [-]
he got like 3 sandwiches, AT ONCE! i call that a win.
#102 - MindFuckingBricks
Reply +11
(05/04/2010) [-]
U guys dont see it, The Guy GOT HIS SAMMICH! **** YEAH!
#130 to #102 - FatterKid
Reply +1
(05/04/2010) [-]
but he also died from choking on it : \
#134 to #130 - Viruzzz **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(05/04/2010) [-]
I wouldn't want to die any other way...
#145 to #130 - MindFuckingBricks
Reply -1
(05/04/2010) [-]
But dude, HE GOT THE FFING SAMMICH!! means he made BIG WIN for MANHOOD! his death is just a small sacrefice for a greater deed!
#202 to #145 - FatterKid
Reply +1
(05/04/2010) [-]
but guys get sammiches every day? Plus it's a lose for human rights. I'd rather make my own and live. If you can't make your own sammich it's obvious you can't do anything else manly.
#566 to #202 - MindFuckingBricks
Reply 0
(05/05/2010) [-]
Put it in one word and you get...FAGGET!no man shoud make their own sammich.. -. -
#567 to #566 - FatterKid
Reply 0
(05/05/2010) [-]
Pfft bullcrap. We had to make our own country, our own weapons, our own freedom, and a good chunk of our lives today. I think we can get off our asses and make our own damn sandwich. Plus women were made as a counterpart to reproduction, not as servants. Put you're comment in one word and you get SEXIST. Get out of your mom's house, get a job and girlfriend, and finish highs school for god sakes. By the way, Fagget isn't a word you faggot.
#579 to #567 - MindFuckingBricks
Reply 0
(05/06/2010) [-]
That doesnt change the fact that you still think like a FAGGET... No man shoud make his sammich...And i bet liek 80% of FJ APPROVES!
#580 to #579 - FatterKid
Reply 0
(05/06/2010) [-]
*facepalm* Mispelled it again. Also, only a faggot wouldn't make his own sandwhich, because HE'S TOO WEAK TO DO IT HIMSELF. Just like you! Pull this **** in real life, and you will never get a girlfriend. If you do perchance pick up some unsuspecting bimbo who WANTS to put up with your dumb ass, she'll be unfaithful, stupid and diseased. I've had girlfriend because I treat them like humans, and I doubt you've ever had one. Don't even lie, cause if you say you've had, or have one, It's impossible for me to believe you.
#583 to #580 - MindFuckingBricks
Reply 0
(05/07/2010) [-]
tsch, Just og listen to yuor Justin Bieber and shove you vagoo and butthole full of tampons...LameFag

P.S If you reply to this, then you really have no life at all
*reminds The South Park Episode (How can you kill that which has no life?!)...o.o No My GAWD!*
#586 to #583 - FatterKid
Reply 0
(05/08/2010) [-]
Man, this conversation is just sad now. Well at least I have life, and have had more girlfriends than you'll ever have (which anybody who has one could beat you). I'm not wasting my time on your retard ass anymore.
#588 to #586 - MindFuckingBricks
Reply 0
(05/09/2010) [-]
Oh My God! It can ALSO TALK! o.O