Sandwich. I don't take offence to these jokes..but really..? After a while, the joke fades and becomes rather annoying. So, for the lulz, this popped into my he sandwich
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Sandwich. I don't take offence to these jokes..but really..? After a while, the joke fades and becomes rather annoying. So, for the lulz, this popped into my he

I don't take offence to these jokes..but really..? After a while, the joke fades and becomes rather annoying. So, for the lulz, this popped into my head.

Tags: sandwich
Hey, bitch! Go back into the kitchen and make me Uh..'?'?
a goddamn ... |' so badass
A sandwich? Te that what you
The usual faggot
THEN FUCKING TAKE AS “K
Ohcysp, MUCH AS YOU warm!!!
Thata
what I want.. CHOKE ON THEM, d,
Te that what you want?
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #136 - SaveFJ
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(05/04/2010) [-]
finnally someone on fj who can make good comics instead of stickman crap
#141 to #136 - anon id: 8b9cdd4b
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(05/04/2010) [-]
people probably can but noone wants to spend hours drawing them because they have better things to do with their lives
User avatar #143 to #141 - Cinnabonne
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(05/04/2010) [-]
I spend hours on mine.
...And I don't have a life. ^^;
User avatar #192 to #143 - YmousAnon
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(05/04/2010) [-]
holy **** a talking parrot...wait
User avatar #142 to #141 - SaveFJ
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(05/04/2010) [-]
well the people who "have no lifes" just enjoy making comics and drawing them and see that the result is something that people enjoy
#269 - yay for funny
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(05/04/2010) [-]
where the hell did these sammich jokes come from? ima guy and i have a little thing called respect for women... srsly who would HONESTLY go up to some random girl and command her to make you a sammich? i know i wouldn't.

go ahead and thimb me down, i dont care.
User avatar #312 to #269 - memorize
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(05/04/2010) [-]
son once upon a time there was a women named missfunnyjunk end of story
#318 to #312 - yay for funny
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(05/04/2010) [-]
missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman?
and plus i doubt u can be my dad, my dad is 60 years old... and im 13...
User avatar #320 to #318 - memorize
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(05/04/2010) [-]
you said where did these sammich jokes come from so i answered :S..
#321 to #320 - yay for funny
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(05/04/2010) [-]
i know that, i was asking if missfunnyjunk was more than 1 woman, cuz u said there was a WOMEN named missfunnyjunk, not WOMAN.
#304 to #269 - anon id: 9cb5ef9c
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(05/04/2010) [-]
lol pussy
#325 to #304 - yay for funny
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(05/04/2010) [-]
**** YOU ANONYMOUS... ****... YOU!
#390 to #269 - anon id: 2b42ce98
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Yeah buddy, don't worry I'm going to thimb you up!:D
User avatar #425 to #269 - phatboi
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(05/04/2010) [-]
I only do it to people close to me,
like friends at school or my mom or sister...
I actually had one girl make me a sammich...i was joking but she really did
You can use this in real life...but you cant be a dick about it...
You gotta...Creep your way into their good graces
#454 to #269 - yay for funny
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(05/04/2010) [-]
heheh... i created a purple (or pink) line that goes about half-way through a comment page... heheh
User avatar #272 to #269 - SuicidalPancakes
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Thanks.
At least SOMEONE on fj
actually RESPECTS women like myself
>:0
Sexist bastards!
User avatar #281 to #272 - TheElectricCat
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(05/04/2010) [-]
i say we start an anit-sexist group on fj or would that be takin it too far ?
User avatar #287 to #281 - MonkeyCop
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(05/04/2010) [-]
too far... what are we feminists? (im a dude lol)
User avatar #290 to #287 - TheElectricCat
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Im a dude too man :l
#294 to #290 - yay for funny
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(05/04/2010) [-]
OMG me too man! And i'm Canadian, eh? lol
User avatar #300 to #294 - TheElectricCat
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Im Scottish, aye? lol
User avatar #295 to #281 - lolzzman
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(05/04/2010) [-]
too far
User avatar #283 to #269 - MonkeyCop
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Sexism is funny, but sometimes it is taking it too far... like the here and there joke is ok... but when its constant then you need to chill the **** out.
User avatar #270 to #269 - TheElectricCat
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(05/04/2010) [-]
im thumbing you up man, respect for woman is vital !!!
#271 to #270 - yay for funny
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(05/04/2010) [-]
thank you
User avatar #291 to #271 - Ohaithar
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(05/04/2010) [-]
one thin you need to learn the hard way....being a feminist will not get you pussy, sexist jokes are funny...over the internet, if you do it irl gtfo
#308 to #291 - hearny
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(05/04/2010) [-]
the only pussy your guna get is pity pussy because your a fat sexist loser
#298 to #291 - yay for funny
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/04/2010) [-]
Actually I have a gf and i do get pussy BECAUSE I'm nice to her
User avatar #216 - TheAssassin
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(05/04/2010) [-]
Oh no, they've discovered the only real power they hold over us!
User avatar #148 - piptime
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(05/04/2010) [-]
I got a feeling a woman made this....
User avatar #173 to #148 - hpu
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(05/04/2010) [-]
i gotta feeling that you are correct hahaha..... women
User avatar #453 - DeadpoolKV
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(05/04/2010) [-]
She must be the best sammich maker ever! she made three appear from nowhere!
#200 - SeekerofD **User deleted account**
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#201 to #200 - anon id: e772f2a8
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(05/04/2010) [-]
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH....
User avatar #199 - freshblob
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(05/04/2010) [-]
This had SO much potential as a porno but this is fine too
User avatar #205 - SarcasticGuy
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(05/04/2010) [-]
That dude really told her!
User avatar #113 - ANONYMOUSatheart
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(05/04/2010) [-]
he got like 3 sandwiches, AT ONCE! i call that a win.
User avatar #102 - MindFuckingBricks
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(05/04/2010) [-]
U guys dont see it, The Guy GOT HIS SAMMICH! **** YEAH!
User avatar #130 to #102 - FatterKid
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(05/04/2010) [-]
but he also died from choking on it : \
#134 to #130 - Viruzzz **User deleted account**
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(05/04/2010) [-]
I wouldn't want to die any other way...
User avatar #145 to #130 - MindFuckingBricks
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(05/04/2010) [-]
But dude, HE GOT THE FFING SAMMICH!! means he made BIG WIN for MANHOOD! his death is just a small sacrefice for a greater deed!
User avatar #202 to #145 - FatterKid
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(05/04/2010) [-]
but guys get sammiches every day? Plus it's a lose for human rights. I'd rather make my own and live. If you can't make your own sammich it's obvious you can't do anything else manly.
User avatar #566 to #202 - MindFuckingBricks
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(05/05/2010) [-]
Put it in one word and you get...FAGGET!no man shoud make their own sammich.. -. -
User avatar #567 to #566 - FatterKid
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(05/05/2010) [-]
Pfft bullcrap. We had to make our own country, our own weapons, our own freedom, and a good chunk of our lives today. I think we can get off our asses and make our own damn sandwich. Plus women were made as a counterpart to reproduction, not as servants. Put you're comment in one word and you get SEXIST. Get out of your mom's house, get a job and girlfriend, and finish highs school for god sakes. By the way, Fagget isn't a word you faggot.
User avatar #579 to #567 - MindFuckingBricks
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(05/06/2010) [-]
That doesnt change the fact that you still think like a FAGGET... No man shoud make his sammich...And i bet liek 80% of FJ APPROVES!
User avatar #580 to #579 - FatterKid
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(05/06/2010) [-]
*facepalm* Mispelled it again. Also, only a faggot wouldn't make his own sandwhich, because HE'S TOO WEAK TO DO IT HIMSELF. Just like you! Pull this **** in real life, and you will never get a girlfriend. If you do perchance pick up some unsuspecting bimbo who WANTS to put up with your dumb ass, she'll be unfaithful, stupid and diseased. I've had girlfriend because I treat them like humans, and I doubt you've ever had one. Don't even lie, cause if you say you've had, or have one, It's impossible for me to believe you.
User avatar #583 to #580 - MindFuckingBricks
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(05/07/2010) [-]
tsch, Just og listen to yuor Justin Bieber and shove you vagoo and butthole full of tampons...LameFag

P.S If you reply to this, then you really have no life at all
*reminds The South Park Episode (How can you kill that which has no life?!)...o.o No My GAWD!*
User avatar #586 to #583 - FatterKid
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(05/08/2010) [-]
Man, this conversation is just sad now. Well at least I have life, and have had more girlfriends than you'll ever have (which anybody who has one could beat you). I'm not wasting my time on your retard ass anymore.
User avatar #588 to #586 - MindFuckingBricks
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(05/09/2010) [-]
Oh My God! It can ALSO TALK! o.O