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#435 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#534 to #435 - zzjames ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Well you're a douche.
User avatar #521 to #435 - abomii (08/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #514 to #435 - mrsockz (08/10/2012) [-]
I remember seeing this before......are you guys even trying anymore? I mean common if you're gonna try and troll at least come up with your own stuff
#513 to #435 - aidsfarting (08/10/2012) [-]
Faggot mean a bundle of sticks, I thought you got A's in school? Def' not language.
I see your "bitch" there... she's quite ugly under that hideous mask of makeup.
Cash doesn't mean good, ******** ..
User avatar #506 to #435 - ikilledmyoldfj (08/10/2012) [-]
**ikilledmyoldfj rolls 497** say that to my trips faggot

also pasta everywhere
User avatar #500 to #435 - masterboll ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
im surprised you didnt get thumbed down like this always does
User avatar #509 to #500 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
yeah the only reason he didnt get thumbed down is because fj is filled with ******* retards i thumbed him down cause its minimal -3/10 copypasta faggotry thats been horribly overused

dont notice copypasta but sure as **** notice a repost <----- FJ logic
User avatar #515 to #509 - masterboll ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
>fj is filled with retards
isnt that why it gets thumbed down
because newfags dont know about this copypasta
User avatar #516 to #515 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
i dont know, i think it gets thumbed down by 3 kinds of people, people who fell for it and got trolled and people who recognize it and are tired of this **** , and people who dont find it funny. the ones who thumb it up are the retarded newfags who dont understand trolling or copypasta. again thats just what i think i could be wrong total nostalgia copypasta fags could be thumbing it up.
#485 to #435 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (08/10/2012) [-]


User avatar #481 to #435 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
lets see how well you can brain you dont strike me as the kind of person that actually has a brain since you seem to be the sterotypical jock archatype and therefore are a ruffian and a scoundral. so please describe in your own words the theory of relativity and its applications to the real world and google searching is prohibited. have fun "john" i hope i get the "honor" of vanquishing you and all other people from the jersey shore.
#517 to #481 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
sorry mate, but i have a life
User avatar #520 to #517 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
thats the exact responce i was hoping for, oh God you have absoultly no clue.
#476 to #435 - drmrniceguy (08/10/2012) [-]
Cool copypasta broski
Cool copypasta broski
User avatar #482 to #476 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
idk why u had a thumb down, this is totally a copypasta i brought you back up.
#486 to #482 - drmrniceguy (08/10/2012) [-]
Thanks man! Facking newfags getting trolled from a copypasta, I'll tell you what.
User avatar #491 to #486 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
i understand your pain, i use to think the trolls where good on this site then **** like this kept getting people mad...
#473 to #435 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #461 to #435 - hypercritical (08/09/2012) [-]
thanks for the advice man btw i love your copypasta
User avatar #456 to #435 - dorgan (08/09/2012) [-]
That is a very attractive female
#455 to #435 - owmowmow (08/09/2012) [-]
Meh your probly right dude
User avatar #453 to #435 - blackhawksfan (08/09/2012) [-]
Cool story bro. Got another to share?
User avatar #447 to #435 - monkeyfuckingpro (08/09/2012) [-]
How original.
#446 to #435 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Hipster hobbits **
MFW i don't give a ****
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