Sploosh. . Sploosh
Upload
Login or register
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (259)
[ 259 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
49 comments displayed.
#17 - thenegritobandito **User deleted account**
+244
has deleted their comment [-]
#75 to #17 - friendlysniff
Reply -20
(08/09/2012) [-]
glorious Hahha
#18 to #17 - thenegritobandito **User deleted account**
+343
has deleted their comment [-]
#94 to #18 - anino
Reply +41
(08/09/2012) [-]
Yes, I think I'll order the california rolls and some tempura.
#238 to #18 - iisammehii
Reply +5
(08/09/2012) [-]
#251 to #238 - ihasapie
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
That was posted on a comment on a porn site by some little boy named merl
#254 to #251 - iisammehii
Reply +2
(08/09/2012) [-]
Are you telling me this?
#255 to #254 - ihasapie
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
Just wanted to let you know the orgin of the picture.
#256 to #255 - iisammehii
Reply +3
(08/09/2012) [-]
I know it, that's where I got it from.
#286 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(08/10/2012) [-]
#278 to #18 - kouzan
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
She wants sum yung guy.
#217 - wafflemix
Reply +75
(08/09/2012) [-]
#226 to #217 - darknesincontrol
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
Oh the nostalgia
#266 to #217 - seananderson ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
my favorite ep
#268 to #217 - azsx
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
that was some clever ****
#118 - braviary
Reply +71
(08/09/2012) [-]
This post is as bad as women saying 'All men are pigs'. People go for looks as a first as a first impression and first impressions are important, it's human nature. Anyone that argues this is probably kidding themselves or lying. Looks are still important in a relationship.

There are bad women, there are bad men. When it comes attraction no gender is morally superior.


And the first message is a bit creepy, not saying the second one is any better but...
#125 to #118 - bgbba
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
Fair enough. But, that still doesn't make sense that the majority of duchebags have girlfriends and the majority of talented people don't. I have a girlfriend, I'm not a "forever alone" type. That being said, I still think that women are strangely attracted to them. Not that men aren't into the whole 'dumb blonde' thing either, but when both guys seem to be of about the same handsomeness, though as a straight guy, I can't really judge, it does seem a little unfair. But I agree, for the most part. The only other thing I also dislike is that while women may say that "all men are pigs", we men don't TEND to say "all women like duchebags". One is more generalized than the other.
#135 to #125 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
Those "douchebags" show dominance and confidence, which attracts girls. Same goes the other way around, that's why shy-ish girls, even if they're pretty, don't get a lot of male attention. It's in our nature to go for the "strong type".
People go for good looks and confident characters because that = strong, healthy genes, which, in turn, is a good sign for a possible parent of your future children. That is how "attractive stereotypes" are formed.
#127 to #125 - braviary
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
I'm guessing it's because of the huge amount of confidence they often possess, a lot of women find that attractive (I don't, but once again people are unique and gender's irrelevant in that respect). I wouldn't like to think I'm a forever alone type of person because I have a lot of good friends, but I am generally unsuccessful in the romance department so maybe I'm not the best person to discuss with.

Eh, I see on here a lot that men seem to think all women are stupid heartless bitches, but then again its most often in the form of a joke (Whether the joke is good is often a matter for debate), so perhaps its a bit different because a lot of women aren't joking when they say men are inconsiderate.
#132 to #127 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
Not every girl is into the same type of guy so most people don't look hard enough for someone their type, they go after someone that won't like them and then complain about it
#46 - lcknightswill
Reply +59
(08/09/2012) [-]
Holes
#2 - finnini
Reply +57
(08/08/2012) [-]
They're both ******* jews.
#14 to #2 - lefish
Reply +48
(08/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 - plutobr
Reply +35
(08/09/2012) [-]
It is good to know that today girls don't fall for those idiots's talk and defend themselves with their vagina's water gun attack
It is good to know that today girls don't fall for those idiots's talk and defend themselves with their vagina's water gun attack
#293 to #109 - anon
Reply 0
(05/28/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, what?
#8 - Hugarr
Reply -34
(08/09/2012) [-]
Second guy is way more attractive than the first.
I know it sounds shallow, but people do look for looks more than they look for personality.
#19 to #8 - natanhiel
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
Most people do, anyway.
#56 to #8 - faytleingod
Reply +3
(08/09/2012) [-]
You stated your opinion in a calm and peaceful manner, with no intent to offend anybody.

Have a green thumb! Everyone else is just being a douche.
#11 to #8 - eonsmashface
Reply +19
(08/09/2012) [-]
you're high as ****, that ***** straight ugly.
#10 to #8 - paperplates
Reply +33
(08/09/2012) [-]
I thought they were the same guy..
#13 to #8 - lefish
Reply +35
(08/09/2012) [-]
The second male appears to have suffered from a severe stroke or birth defects, giving him a distorted face with snout-like features in the lower center portion. His small beedy eyes suggest a lack of intelligence and his long styled hair indicates femininity. He is a poor mate. God Jim you're so stupid.
#34 to #13 - hertogrick
Reply +2
(08/09/2012) [-]
Read it in his voice, makes it more awesome.
#112 to #34 - lefish
Reply +2
(08/09/2012) [-]
That was the intention. I'm glad my comment sounded enough like him to provoke his voice.
That was the intention. I'm glad my comment sounded enough like him to provoke his voice.
#170 - pandaring
Reply +33
(08/09/2012) [-]
What if they're both the same guy
And he's just trying different tactics
#78 - bakinboy
Reply +33
(08/09/2012) [-]
#110 - theawesomestperson
Reply +30
(08/09/2012) [-]
That's like saying 'Guys only like sluts'   
Sometimes true, but not always.   
Grow up.
That's like saying 'Guys only like sluts'
Sometimes true, but not always.
Grow up.
#119 to #110 - AnFour
Reply -8
(08/09/2012) [-]
We only like sluts to mess around with. Not to marry her or being in a relationship with them.
#121 to #119 - theawesomestperson
Reply +8
(08/09/2012) [-]
And that's totally acceptable (: Note the sarcasm..

And you think I'd be in a relationship with any douche on the street? No. I know more girls who wouldn't be interested in the second guy at all than I do know girls who would be.
#214 to #121 - cruzslzr
Reply -1
(08/09/2012) [-]
it is acceptable....by other male peers
who are you to state what is acceptable now?
We can do what we please with women just as much as you can with men.
If you want to slut around go for it
just don't get mad because double standards
#279 to #214 - theawesomestperson
Reply 0
(08/10/2012) [-]
Who am I to state my opinion? Eh..I don't know. Anyone?

But really, I don't want to start a pointless argument. I even let that other dude have the last say even though he was pretty annoying. So, have a nice day (:
#280 to #279 - cruzslzr
Reply -1
(08/10/2012) [-]
Or is it because he said "don't bother replying"
also, it didn't sound like an opinion it sounded like you were playing god and decided to state that that wasn't acceptable by society.
good day to you as well
#281 to #280 - theawesomestperson
Reply 0
(08/10/2012) [-]
Because I should listen to the orders of a rude online person? I think not.
And if you keep making assumptions about what other people mean, you're going to have problems out in the real world. Just saying.
#282 to #281 - cruzslzr
Reply -1
(08/10/2012) [-]
I've been to the real world and a different world
I'm in the Army reserves, I deployed to afghan in 2008 and to korea in 2010
I've seen **** you would have nightmares seeing
but that's irrelevant
I just hate people who want to step above their position in life and call the shots when they really mean nothing
no offense
#123 to #121 - AnFour
Reply -7
(08/09/2012) [-]
The second picture isn't literal. So of course girls wouldn't want a guy a want like that.    
   
I'm outta here I dont have time for some worthless person on the internet. Dont bother replying.
The second picture isn't literal. So of course girls wouldn't want a guy a want like that.

I'm outta here I dont have time for some worthless person on the internet. Dont bother replying.
#129 to #123 - coolfuzzy
Reply +4
(08/09/2012) [-]
"I'm outta here" -AnFour ONLINE-
#130 to #129 - coolfuzzy
Reply +3
(08/09/2012) [-]
**** he got off just as I said that
#137 to #130 - AnFour
Reply -4
(08/09/2012) [-]
Hey, *******! What if I told you, I meant off this comments.
#138 to #137 - coolfuzzy
Reply +5
(08/09/2012) [-]
Wow, you are a very unpleasant person.
#287 to #138 - AnFour
Reply 0
(08/10/2012) [-]
k.