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9 Deadly Words

9 Deadly Words Used By A Women
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Submitted: 08/08/2012
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User avatar #28 - victoryismine (08/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, some of us are capable of actually getting ready in 5 mins. I often sleep through my alarm and then get woken up by mother shouting at me and telling me that if I'm not ready in 5 minutes, she's leaving without me.

It's a lot easier for me to get ready then some girls because I don't cake my face with makeup, straighten my hair or try to squeeze my ass into jeans that are two sizes too small.

Oooooh, I'm a girl giving my opinion on the internet AND I'm not in the kitchen. Red thumbs ahoy.

User avatar #1 - instict (08/08/2012) [-]
+13 in 3 minutes?

Op, stop giving yourself thumbs.
#44 - AwesomeAnonomous (08/09/2012) [-]
10. Avada Kedavra
#56 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
Actually it's nineteen words.
User avatar #40 - shinycharizard (08/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1) Implying women are always right.
2) False. I know women that take 5 minutes when they say 5 minutes.
3) Well yes, this one's true.
4) We're guys. If she says go ahead, we'll take it literally and do it. She has no right to get upset at us, seeing as how she knows we'll do it. That's just being a bitch.
5) Accurate (from my experience).
6) What is she actually means, "That's okay, now can we please hurry the **** up and do whatever it is we need to?"
7) Another correct one. Praise his holy noodliness.
8) Not always, but can be applicable in most cases.
9) Maybe she wants to do something nice for the man, rather than the usual bitchfit she throws at him.
#3 - anon (08/08/2012) [-]
**** you OP, this is either a repost or oldest joke on the internet in a new form, so **** YOU
#59 - thechosentroll (08/09/2012) [-]
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I have nothing to worry about.
User avatar #37 - dovnborg (08/09/2012) [-]
and what then if you aren't afraid of your girlfriend?
User avatar #33 - pineapplenut (08/09/2012) [-]
this is as true as it is insane
#53 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
I stopped reading at "A women".
User avatar #46 - natanhiel (08/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Why would you get a girlfriend where you need to follow these rules? Neither men or female are the superior gender, so don't let them treat you like you are. You need an equal relationship not a "oh I'm such a pussy you can win everything" relationship.
#54 to #52 - zilance (08/09/2012) [-]
You ever fall for someone man? You do some stupid **** when you do. You literally can't stop yourself either, it's like ******* mind control. I've caught myself doing **** i still think was dumb over women.
User avatar #30 - Crusader (08/09/2012) [-]
Women are like the universe, you will learn some of her laws if you are smart, you will be able to exist with her, but no matter how much you try, or search, you will never learn her secrets
#23 - bellumfaico (08/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Women...Something men will truly never understand.
User avatar #34 to #23 - malhaloc (08/09/2012) [-]
You're left handed?
User avatar #18 - hchambers (08/09/2012) [-]
I'll never have to worry about it anyway.
User avatar #39 - FragOut (08/09/2012) [-]
#31 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #26 - atomicberserker (08/09/2012) [-]
**** passive-aggressive behavior.
User avatar #24 - rickysavage (08/09/2012) [-]
i have that on a beer mug from a local bar
#22 - bennynjunk (08/09/2012) [-]
Logic. A bizarre and irrelevant concept to women, be wary in applying it during interactions with women as it may confuse and infuriate them.
User avatar #17 - dustyshane (08/09/2012) [-]
uh, don't date a bitch?
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