9 Deadly Words. .. Actually, some of us are capable of actually getting ready in 5 mins. I often sleep through my alarm and then get woken up by mother shouting at me and telling  9 Deadly Words Actually some of us are capable actually getting ready in 5 mins I often sleep through my alarm and then get woken up by mother shouting at me telling
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#28 - victoryismine
Reply +11
(08/09/2012) [-]
Actually, some of us are capable of actually getting ready in 5 mins. I often sleep through my alarm and then get woken up by mother shouting at me and telling me that if I'm not ready in 5 minutes, she's leaving without me.

It's a lot easier for me to get ready then some girls because I don't cake my face with makeup, straighten my hair or try to squeeze my ass into jeans that are two sizes too small.

Oooooh, I'm a girl giving my opinion on the internet AND I'm not in the kitchen. Red thumbs ahoy.

#41 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
Red thumbs ahoy? Nay! LAND WHALE AHOY!
#45 to #41 - victoryismine
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(08/09/2012) [-]
?
#48 to #45 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
He's saying you're more than likely very ugly.
#61 to #48 - victoryismine
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
He's wrong.
#1 - instict
Reply +9
(08/08/2012) [-]
+13 in 3 minutes?

Op, stop giving yourself thumbs.
#44 - AwesomeAnonomous
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(08/09/2012) [-]
10. Avada Kedavra
#40 - shinycharizard
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(08/09/2012) [-]
1) Implying women are always right.
2) False. I know women that take 5 minutes when they say 5 minutes.
3) Well yes, this one's true.
4) We're guys. If she says go ahead, we'll take it literally and do it. She has no right to get upset at us, seeing as how she knows we'll do it. That's just being a bitch.
5) Accurate (from my experience).
6) What is she actually means, "That's okay, now can we please hurry the **** up and do whatever it is we need to?"
7) Another correct one. Praise his holy noodliness.
8) Not always, but can be applicable in most cases.
9) Maybe she wants to do something nice for the man, rather than the usual bitchfit she throws at him.
#47 to #40 - anon
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Number 1 isn't implying women are always right, it implies that she believes she's right, and her word is law. You have never had a girlfriend, have you?
#58 to #47 - shinycharizard
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Oh but I have, as well as I have one now.

If you want to try to attack me verbally, make sure the statement I'm talking about isn't so ambiguous.
#59 - thechosentroll
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(08/09/2012) [-]
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I have nothing to worry about.
#37 - dovnborg
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(08/09/2012) [-]
and what then if you aren't afraid of your girlfriend?
#33 - pineapplenut
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(08/09/2012) [-]
this is as true as it is insane
#30 - Crusader
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Women are like the universe, you will learn some of her laws if you are smart, you will be able to exist with her, but no matter how much you try, or search, you will never learn her secrets
#23 - bellumfaico
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
Women...Something men will truly never understand.
#38 to #23 - cupcakedevourer
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
That hand looks quite feminine.
#34 to #23 - malhaloc
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
You're left handed?
#18 - hchambers
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
I'll never have to worry about it anyway.
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