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9 Deadly Words

9 Deadly Words Used By A Women
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User avatar #28 - victoryismine (08/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, some of us are capable of actually getting ready in 5 mins. I often sleep through my alarm and then get woken up by mother shouting at me and telling me that if I'm not ready in 5 minutes, she's leaving without me.

It's a lot easier for me to get ready then some girls because I don't cake my face with makeup, straighten my hair or try to squeeze my ass into jeans that are two sizes too small.

Oooooh, I'm a girl giving my opinion on the internet AND I'm not in the kitchen. Red thumbs ahoy.

User avatar #1 - instict (08/08/2012) [-]
+13 in 3 minutes?

Op, stop giving yourself thumbs.
#44 - AwesomeAnonomous (08/09/2012) [-]
10. Avada Kedavra
User avatar #40 - shinycharizard (08/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1) Implying women are always right.
2) False. I know women that take 5 minutes when they say 5 minutes.
3) Well yes, this one's true.
4) We're guys. If she says go ahead, we'll take it literally and do it. She has no right to get upset at us, seeing as how she knows we'll do it. That's just being a bitch.
5) Accurate (from my experience).
6) What is she actually means, "That's okay, now can we please hurry the **** up and do whatever it is we need to?"
7) Another correct one. Praise his holy noodliness.
8) Not always, but can be applicable in most cases.
9) Maybe she wants to do something nice for the man, rather than the usual bitchfit she throws at him.
#59 - thechosentroll (08/09/2012) [-]
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I have nothing to worry about.
User avatar #37 - dovnborg ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
and what then if you aren't afraid of your girlfriend?
User avatar #33 - pineapplenut (08/09/2012) [-]
this is as true as it is insane
User avatar #46 - natanhiel (08/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Why would you get a girlfriend where you need to follow these rules? Neither men or female are the superior gender, so don't let them treat you like you are. You need an equal relationship not a "oh I'm such a pussy you can win everything" relationship.
#54 to #52 - zilance (08/09/2012) [-]
You ever fall for someone man? You do some stupid **** when you do. You literally can't stop yourself either, it's like ******* mind control. I've caught myself doing **** i still think was dumb over women.
User avatar #30 - Crusader (08/09/2012) [-]
Women are like the universe, you will learn some of her laws if you are smart, you will be able to exist with her, but no matter how much you try, or search, you will never learn her secrets
#23 - bellumfaico (08/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Women...Something men will truly never understand.
User avatar #34 to #23 - malhaloc ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
You're left handed?
User avatar #18 - hchambers (08/09/2012) [-]
I'll never have to worry about it anyway.
foreveralone
#68 - jvenegas (08/10/2012) [-]
i'm a woman and i gotta say, that was pretty accurate
User avatar #39 - FragOut (08/09/2012) [-]
:D
#31 - fefe (08/09/2012) [-]
Idgas
User avatar #26 - atomicberserker (08/09/2012) [-]
**** passive-aggressive behavior.
#25 - fefe (08/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
9 deadly words:
1. Fine
2. Five
3. Minutes
4. Nothing
5. Go
6. Ahead
(7. Loud
8. Sigh) These are not words.
9. thats
10. okay
11. thanks
12. whatever
13. Don't
14. worry
15. about
16. it
17. I
18. got
19. it

19 words OP? ****** , what are you doing?
User avatar #24 - rickysavage (08/09/2012) [-]
i have that on a beer mug from a local bar
#22 - bennynjunk (08/09/2012) [-]
Logic. A bizarre and irrelevant concept to women, be wary in applying it during interactions with women as it may confuse and infuriate them.
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#5 - fefe (08/08/2012) [-]
#10 friend
your ****** she friendzoned you
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