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9 Deadly Words

9 Deadly Words Used By A Women
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#44 - AwesomeAnonomous (08/09/2012) [-]
10. Avada Kedavra
#56 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
Actually it's nineteen words.
User avatar #40 - shinycharizard ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
1) Implying women are always right.
2) False. I know women that take 5 minutes when they say 5 minutes.
3) Well yes, this one's true.
4) We're guys. If she says go ahead, we'll take it literally and do it. She has no right to get upset at us, seeing as how she knows we'll do it. That's just being a bitch.
5) Accurate (from my experience).
6) What is she actually means, "That's okay, now can we please hurry the **** up and do whatever it is we need to?"
7) Another correct one. Praise his holy noodliness.
8) Not always, but can be applicable in most cases.
9) Maybe she wants to do something nice for the man, rather than the usual bitchfit she throws at him.
#47 to #40 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
Number 1 isn't implying women are always right, it implies that she believes she's right, and her word is law. You have never had a girlfriend, have you?
User avatar #58 to #47 - shinycharizard ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh but I have, as well as I have one now.

If you want to try to attack me verbally, make sure the statement I'm talking about isn't so ambiguous.
User avatar #28 - victoryismine (08/09/2012) [-]
Actually, some of us are capable of actually getting ready in 5 mins. I often sleep through my alarm and then get woken up by mother shouting at me and telling me that if I'm not ready in 5 minutes, she's leaving without me.

It's a lot easier for me to get ready then some girls because I don't cake my face with makeup, straighten my hair or try to squeeze my ass into jeans that are two sizes too small.

Oooooh, I'm a girl giving my opinion on the internet AND I'm not in the kitchen. Red thumbs ahoy.

#41 to #28 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
Red thumbs ahoy? Nay! LAND WHALE AHOY!
#48 to #45 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
He's saying you're more than likely very ugly.
User avatar #61 to #48 - victoryismine (08/09/2012) [-]
He's wrong.
User avatar #1 - instict (08/08/2012) [-]
+13 in 3 minutes?

Op, stop giving yourself thumbs.
#59 - thechosentroll (08/09/2012) [-]
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I have nothing to worry about.
User avatar #37 - dovnborg (08/09/2012) [-]
and what then if you aren't afraid of your girlfriend?
User avatar #33 - pineapplenut (08/09/2012) [-]
this is as true as it is insane
#3 - anon (08/08/2012) [-]
**** you OP, this is either a repost or oldest joke on the internet in a new form, so **** YOU
User avatar #30 - Crusader (08/09/2012) [-]
Women are like the universe, you will learn some of her laws if you are smart, you will be able to exist with her, but no matter how much you try, or search, you will never learn her secrets
User avatar #18 - hchambers (08/09/2012) [-]
I'll never have to worry about it anyway.
foreveralone
#53 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
I stopped reading at "A women".
User avatar #17 - dustyshane (08/09/2012) [-]
uh, don't date a bitch?
#25 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
9 deadly words:
1. Fine
2. Five
3. Minutes
4. Nothing
5. Go
6. Ahead
(7. Loud
8. Sigh) These are not words.
9. thats
10. okay
11. thanks
12. whatever
13. Don't
14. worry
15. about
16. it
17. I
18. got
19. it

19 words OP? ****** , what are you doing?
User avatar #43 to #25 - sailorstarsun (08/09/2012) [-]
"Loud" and "sigh" are both words, in fact.

Also, you've got "it" on there twice. According to your point, it should only be on there once.
User avatar #27 to #25 - Looongcat (08/09/2012) [-]
Being a ****** .
-1
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#22 - bennynjunk (08/09/2012) [-]
Logic. A bizarre and irrelevant concept to women, be wary in applying it during interactions with women as it may confuse and infuriate them.
#2 - iamnaked (08/08/2012) [-]
See you on fronpage OP
See you on fronpage OP
#68 - jvenegas (08/10/2012) [-]
i'm a woman and i gotta say, that was pretty accurate
User avatar #46 - natanhiel (08/09/2012) [-]
Why would you get a girlfriend where you need to follow these rules? Neither men or female are the superior gender, so don't let them treat you like you are. You need an equal relationship not a "oh I'm such a pussy you can win everything" relationship.
#49 to #46 - zilance (08/09/2012) [-]
? What fantasy land are you living in? My fundamental attributes make me physically superior to women. Sure, they can work out constantly for years on end and be stronger than me, but at that point they cease being women in my mind. I'm not saying that some women are not mentally better than men, or that men beat them in all aspects, but we are not an equal species. If we were, then whats the point of there being two genders?! There was a genetic split in our development do to an overwhelming need of the Male portion. Woman needed to be protected, now here we are.
User avatar #50 to #49 - natanhiel (08/09/2012) [-]
I don't mean in body or mind. I mean in society.
#51 to #50 - zilance (08/09/2012) [-]
Na, Women have the upper hand in society. Men want what they got and they know it.
User avatar #52 to #51 - natanhiel (08/09/2012) [-]
**** that. I'm not letting a woman control me unless she's in a place of power, like government or my boss.
#54 to #52 - zilance (08/09/2012) [-]
You ever fall for someone man? You do some stupid **** when you do. You literally can't stop yourself either, it's like ******* mind control. I've caught myself doing **** i still think was dumb over women.
User avatar #55 to #54 - natanhiel (08/09/2012) [-]
I've fallen for someone, but I still have my limits on stupid **** I'll do.
#57 to #55 - zilance (08/09/2012) [-]
Well some people get plain lost over the feeling. All the blood in the head goes to the head if you catch my drift. The stupid **** doesn't really seem that stupid at that point.
#42 - skrillskrill (08/09/2012) [-]
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