Hey.. Gettin real tired of your . Hey "garner girls", Imagine you' re at a supermarket, and a guy walks up to you and says, "Hey, I' m a guy who can could", the
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Hey.. Gettin real tired of your . Hey "garner girls", Imagine you' re at a supermarket, and a guy walks up to you and says, "Hey, I' m a guy who can could", the

Gettin real tired of your ****

Hey "garner girls", Imagine you' re at a
supermarket, and a guy walks up to
you and says, "Hey, I' m a guy who can
could", then goes on to brag about
how he can make mac 3; cheese,
instant noodles and microwave pies.
That' s what you sound like.
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User avatar #219 - defectivetoast (08/08/2012) [-]
Bitch please, i can make minute rice in 59 seconds.
#1 - darkxlily (08/08/2012) [-]
< You mean bitches like this?
User avatar #25 to #1 - tastycrisps (08/08/2012) [-]
I love the legend of Zelda because of the gameplay and story, but I'll admit Link is pretty damn hot.
#97 to #25 - roofeeoh (08/08/2012) [-]
I love Zelda, he kills bad guyz and doesn't afraid of anything
#95 to #25 - finishhimlarry (08/08/2012) [-]
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Pssh!! What are you thinking?! Posting your opinion on FJ?
#514 to #95 - thesonicwaffles (08/09/2012) [-]
pic related, i presume.
#557 to #514 - finishhimlarry (08/09/2012) [-]
This image has expired
All of my pictures are related to something. I'm the new, up and coming "raginbrony".

Pic obviously related
#632 to #575 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
It's okay, crafty.
I understood the joke.
User avatar #608 to #575 - SamsesfourQ (08/09/2012) [-]
zelda is a girl
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#679 - xonicxox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #704 to #679 - Sandisky (08/09/2012) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 760** I prefer trips myself, but dubs will have to do
#712 to #679 - multednipple (08/09/2012) [-]
Cook you say?
#733 to #679 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 65** I'll have some dubs myself.
#683 to #679 - bawlsacks (08/09/2012) [-]
**bawlsacks rolls 04** yummy
User avatar #708 to #679 - sketchysketchist (08/09/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolls 51,727** Children please.
#682 to #679 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
Nice roll good sir you demand one green thumb
#76 - butterypie (08/08/2012) [-]
If you claim to be a "gamer girl", kill yourself.
Regardless of gender, you are a gamer.
By calling yourself a "gamer girl", you are an attention whore, unintentionally or not.

-60
#86 to #76 - rottengrits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#88 to #86 - butterypie (08/08/2012) [-]
Don't forget about how many, and which games you play.

"I play Angry Birds on my IPhone, and have a huge farm in Farmville. I'm such a gamer."

Though I disagree with the skill level point a little. I think as long as you have enough dedication, but aren't that great, you have the right.
#506 to #86 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
anyone who considers gaming as his hobby has the right to call himself a gamer; if you want to differentiate between gamers you can use ''pro'' and ''casual''; but even casual gamers are still gamers
User avatar #246 to #86 - piclemaniscool (08/08/2012) [-]
I disagree. That's practically half of who I am as a person now. If I didn't mention to people I'm a gamer they'd ask me about topics I have no understanding of, like sports, or business, or sex.
#563 - whatisop (08/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#442 - herculespower (08/08/2012) [-]
I make a mean bowl of cereal
User avatar #445 to #442 - dubsaremylifebro (08/08/2012) [-]
:O Tell me more you wonder ful man!
#446 to #442 - Spikeydeath (08/08/2012) [-]
thats nothing i can make toast
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#458 to #442 - dorgan has deleted their comment [-]
#664 to #442 - hauntzor (08/09/2012) [-]
well, you've got me beat.
well, you've got me beat.
#460 to #442 - drewhamster (08/09/2012) [-]
I accidentally set off the the fire alarm attempting to make a bowl of ramen
#475 to #460 - amusingtoaster (08/09/2012) [-]
I accidentally set off the the fire alarm attempting to make a bowl of cereal.
I accidentally set off the the fire alarm attempting to make a bowl of cereal.
#500 to #475 - sheeplviolator (08/09/2012) [-]
I accidentally set off the the fire alarm attempting to make a sandwich
#447 to #442 - tylermcall (08/08/2012) [-]
No joke, I make some goooood toast.
User avatar #450 to #447 - herculespower (08/08/2012) [-]
thats nothing to joke about either, I do too right to that golden brown stage and just enough butter to have an orgasm in my mouth
#455 to #450 - tylermcall (08/08/2012) [-]
You, me, and Tiffany. We will have Breakfast together.
User avatar #452 to #442 - ImStillAnAnon (08/08/2012) [-]
SHIIIIEEET, You should check out the ice I make.
#403 - theangrydoodle (08/08/2012) [-]
Mfw I found out that my girlfriend plays Left 4 Dead 2
Mfw I found out that my girlfriend plays Left 4 Dead 2
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#411 to #403 - thedarkdudez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#414 to #411 - theangrydoodle (08/08/2012) [-]
Well, I was afraid she say she would say she played CoD or somethin. So I didnt wanna know :P (Gif unrelated)
Well, I was afraid she say she would say she played CoD or somethin. So I didnt wanna know :P (Gif unrelated)
#211 - potatos (08/08/2012) [-]
Why would a gamer even be at a super market?
User avatar #229 to #211 - kittymg (08/08/2012) [-]
Mountain Dew and Doritos.
User avatar #241 to #229 - Hreidmar (08/08/2012) [-]
The local gas station would suit that purpose. And there's less people there, so less of a chance of actually having to talk.
User avatar #249 to #241 - kittymg (08/08/2012) [-]
But most supermarkets have self-checkouts, so you wouldn't even have to interact with the cashier...
#260 to #249 - Hreidmar (08/08/2012) [-]
Touche. Have an unrelated amusing picture.
#740 - paperluigigatxl (08/09/2012) [-]
>Playing TF2
>A Girl comes on and starts chatting
>Everyone starts hitting on her
>I even hear someone fapping over the voice chat.
>MFW
User avatar #480 - NamidaChan (08/09/2012) [-]
I'm a girl, I used to play WoW and Skyrim, but I know that I would never call myself a "gamer girl" because that's stupid as **** . I also know that the majority of games that I play would be considered girly anyway so what's the point of emphasizing the fact that I have a vagina by taking pictures holding a copy of CoD and sucking on a controller suggestively
User avatar #489 to #480 - aldheim (08/09/2012) [-]
You.
I like you.
Keep being not stupid.
User avatar #10 - dzamie (08/08/2012) [-]
"That's you, that's how dumb you sound!"
#11 to #10 - dzamie (08/08/2012) [-]
Stupid pic didn't upload.
#574 - dmoneys (08/09/2012) [-]
How do you know if a girl is a gamer?







Don't worry she'll tell you...
User avatar #564 - RobotManGuy (08/09/2012) [-]
i like pies, i like all flavors especially pie flavor
#523 - shizzerkarot (08/09/2012) [-]
Shouldn't that refer to guys too? I've known guys who claim to be 'gamers' but only play COD... and I'm not gonna claim to be a gamer chick simply because I like playing videogames.. I know I have much to learn before I know the ways of the game...
User avatar #567 to #523 - hatemountain (08/09/2012) [-]
posers the lot of them. Why do people even make such a big deal out of who plays video games and who doesn't? I won't hate you if you don't and I won't like you more if you do.
#570 to #567 - shizzerkarot (08/09/2012) [-]
Exactly. I mean, cool if I can play some games with you, and if not, maybe I can get some exercise for once.
User avatar #759 to #570 - hatemountain (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah... exercise... I would totally do that...

I do think this is a bigger "problem" in USA though cause in sweden (where I live) most people that say they're gamers actually are gamers.
#535 to #523 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
you are not wrong..i hate those ******* jocks who call themselves "gamers" yet have played nothing but CoD and madden
#519 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
Yeaaaah to bad that the general perspective about girls in gaming is ******* WRONG!

Most girls who are gamers don't go "hurrr durrrr look at me imma gamergurl"
We just call ourselves Gamers, no more or less.

Those girls who post pictures of themselves licking controllers are not real gamers, they're sluts.
User avatar #524 to #519 - uppercasename (08/09/2012) [-]
what is a "slut"... im bout to blow ur mind if you reply
#539 to #524 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
KINDER SURPRISE ************ !

Anon is back.

Only two kinds of people question the definition of a "sluts": Retrads and sluts.

So which one are you?
#583 to #566 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
It's funny because "the community" is thumbing me up and you down
#697 to #583 - myrighthand (08/09/2012) [-]
and I care why? I should stop feeding the obvious troll
and I care why? I should stop feeding the obvious troll
#757 to #697 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
>Gets thumbed down and embarrassed after trying to insult anon
>Think this is trolling
>Signed up less than 2 days


lol, summerfag.
User avatar #552 to #539 - gokuismyhero (08/09/2012) [-]
you must be a "retrad"
#553 to #552 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
NOPE
I was not the one questioning what is a slut.

A slut is a a slut. End of story
Thank you goodbye
User avatar #529 to #524 - SHAMU (08/09/2012) [-]
Anon probably wont reply but I wanna hear your reply so imagine I'm anon and replied.
User avatar #530 to #529 - uppercasename (08/09/2012) [-]
you gotta answer... what is a slut?
User avatar #532 to #530 - SHAMU (08/09/2012) [-]
"imagine I'm anon and replied"

but ok, WHAT IS A SLUT?!?
User avatar #534 to #532 - uppercasename (08/09/2012) [-]
and of course you wouldnt answer the question
User avatar #540 to #534 - SHAMU (08/09/2012) [-]
A woman with the morals of a man.
User avatar #542 to #540 - uppercasename (08/09/2012) [-]
is it bad to be a slut?
User avatar #543 to #542 - SHAMU (08/09/2012) [-]
I seriously don't have time for this, I thought it was gonna be a quick thing.... Talk to anon up top he's back.
User avatar #544 to #543 - uppercasename (08/09/2012) [-]
**** anon , **** this **** ***** im hangin myself
#545 to #544 - SHAMU (08/09/2012) [-]
Just do it..
#549 to #545 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
See, he/she thinks it's okay to be a slut.   
   
I tell you, either a slut or a retard.
See, he/she thinks it's okay to be a slut.

I tell you, either a slut or a retard.
#559 to #549 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
#547 to #519 - femalealert (08/09/2012) [-]
Agreed. I happen to be a female, and i happen to game. But i don't go "OMG IM A GAMERGIRL" just no. though i will say that i have a tendency to put things in my mouth. sometimes ill be playing a game and ill notice I've got the top of the controller on my lips. absolutely no pun intended by any of that. it just happens.
#548 to #547 - femalealert (08/09/2012) [-]
I also don't post pictures when this happens either
User avatar #577 to #548 - penhaligan (08/09/2012) [-]
except your name is "femalealert" kind of makes everything you just said redundant.
#589 to #577 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
Anon back here.

In the case of the username, there are 2 possibilities:
1. The user is actually an attention whore
2. The user enjoys other users raging at her, getting butt-hurt and call her an attention whore (even though she's not)

I hope it's the second
#582 to #577 - femalealert (08/09/2012) [-]
Its really true. I hate this name. I want to get a new one but i don't feel like making a new account
#561 to #548 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
that's what counts
#569 to #519 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
*sigh* i have a gf that i love. She is a gamer and so am i. We both have the same intrests in gaming but its awkward cause its my first relationship that is my first and is going well (even more awkward i am not very social) but.. i hope we both get married (i just love her so much "gf ga suki!")
#594 to #569 - anon (08/09/2012) [-]
Yeah that's not related.   
Good bye
Yeah that's not related.
Good bye
#472 - shits (08/09/2012) [-]
I can make some damn good ice water
I can make some damn good ice water
#144 - pointstoo (08/08/2012) [-]
I don't brag about playing video games but when guys find out I play them they sort of freak out and act like its something so shocking and then they freak out that I talked at all.  I think most girls brag because guys do kind of act like its amazing for girls to play video games at all, its still annoying though.
I don't brag about playing video games but when guys find out I play them they sort of freak out and act like its something so shocking and then they freak out that I talked at all. I think most girls brag because guys do kind of act like its amazing for girls to play video games at all, its still annoying though.
User avatar #591 to #144 - jennyg (08/09/2012) [-]
Yeah and then all the people you play with get on different games and send you an invite and they're like "come play with me!" dude, then why'd you leave in the first place?
User avatar #633 - bluedogg (08/09/2012) [-]
my brother actually had trouble making mac and cheese
#398 - haileetroll (08/08/2012) [-]
When I play my gender isn't stated until someone asks if I'm a little 8oy or a girl then they know.
When I play my gender isn't stated until someone asks if I'm a little 8oy or a girl then they know.
User avatar #405 to #398 - StewieGriffiin (08/08/2012) [-]
Same here.
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