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null 18: 59 1
Messages Dog Edit
I Call J I Facetime " I Contact > j
T Text Message
18 Jun 20121857
WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE
COUNTRY
GOT IN TROUBLE WITH
SOME PEOPLE
Messages
AM I GAY?
G Text Message
cassus " 06: 23
Messages Dog Edit
Where are you?
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
DID YOU STROKE HIM?
DON' T BOTHER COMING
i HOME.
Messages Dog Edit
Text Message Veq qrru
28 May 20121933
When we meet people,
don' t say "This is my dog"
You say NOTHING.
I' ll say "This is my butler"
MASTER WOOFINGTON
VON BARKSHIRE
20: 04
Messages Dog Edit
Cei)
DUDE, I' M LIKE THE
FUCKING WIND
Text Message
an as 17: 07
THE LAMP IN THE LIVING
ROOM FELL OVER
FREAKED ME OUT
tii) Text Message
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I' m in the garden
I can' t find that pizza crust
you threw out here.
I' LICKED YOUR
TOOTHBRUSH EVERY
DAY FOR THE PAST 2
WEEKS HAHAHAHA
CHECKMATE BONIE
BREATH
Messages Dog Edit
Awesome day. I' m doing
karate in the kitchen with
my NEW SIDEKICK.
Yep. Found him in the
garden.
THEY' RE FAST. THEY' RE
STRONG. THEY' RE
BATDOG It ZOMBIE
PIGEON
22: 41
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Buy me some pants.
I' lust realised I' m naked
Buy me some pants
Buy me some pants.
I' m wearing your pants.
I' wet your pants.
Ci) Text Message
Messages Dog Edit
Call "; ( Facetime I 'l, Contact l ‘I
T Text Message V
5 Apr 20121936
What was my mum like?
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - kristernorge
Reply +75 123456789123345869
(08/08/2012) [-]
woofington von barkshire
User avatar #49 to #4 - Deavas
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(08/08/2012) [-]
but... ive always imagined Dog as a golden retriever...
#86 to #49 - insertintomouth
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(08/08/2012) [-]
do/did you own a golden lab?
#8 - timmis
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(08/08/2012) [-]
Thumbed for "IM NOT YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER YOU TWAT!"
#15 - lickmygooch
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(08/08/2012) [-]
Lost my **** right here.
#38 - anonywolftroll
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(08/08/2012) [-]
mfw "Master Woofington von Barkshire" and the Train one
User avatar #2 - frozenpickle
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(08/08/2012) [-]
Is the son of a BITCH part supposed to be a pun?
#37 - kaukasus
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(08/08/2012) [-]
I liked how the texts about the dogs mom came right after the "You son of a BITCH"
I liked how the texts about the dogs mom came right after the "You son of a BITCH"
#30 - chaoticDONUT
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(08/08/2012) [-]
>calls dog son of a bitch

#66 - smokingman
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(08/08/2012) [-]
#3 - tmlfana
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(08/08/2012) [-]
Lost it at Woofington Von Barkshire
Lost it at Woofington Von Barkshire