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Texts From Dog Comp

null 18: 59 1
Messages Dog Edit
I Call J I Facetime " I Contact > j
T Text Message
18 Jun 20121857
WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE
COUNTRY
GOT IN TROUBLE WITH
SOME PEOPLE
Messages
AM I GAY?
G Text Message
cassus " 06: 23
Messages Dog Edit
Where are you?
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
DID YOU STROKE HIM?
DON' T BOTHER COMING
i HOME.
Messages Dog Edit
Text Message Veq qrru
28 May 20121933
When we meet people,
don' t say "This is my dog"
You say NOTHING.
I' ll say "This is my butler"
MASTER WOOFINGTON
VON BARKSHIRE
20: 04
Messages Dog Edit
Cei)
DUDE, I' M LIKE THE
******* WIND
Text Message
an as 17: 07
THE LAMP IN THE LIVING
ROOM FELL OVER
FREAKED ME OUT
tii) Text Message
Messages Dog Edit
I' m in the garden
I can' t find that pizza crust
you threw out here.
I' LICKED YOUR
TOOTHBRUSH EVERY
DAY FOR THE PAST 2
WEEKS HAHAHAHA
CHECKMATE BONIE
BREATH
Messages Dog Edit
Awesome day. I' m doing
karate in the kitchen with
my NEW SIDEKICK.
Yep. Found him in the
garden.
THEY' RE FAST. THEY' RE
STRONG. THEY' RE
BATDOG It ZOMBIE
PIGEON
22: 41
Messages Dog Edit
Buy me some pants.
I' lust realised I' m naked
Buy me some pants
Buy me some pants.
I' m wearing your pants.
I' wet your pants.
Ci) Text Message
Messages Dog Edit
Call "; ( Facetime I 'l, Contact l ‘I
T Text Message V
5 Apr 20121936
What was my mum like?
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#4 - kristernorge (08/08/2012) [-]
woofington von barkshire
User avatar #49 to #4 - Deavas (08/08/2012) [-]
but... ive always imagined Dog as a golden retriever...
#86 to #49 - insertintomouth (08/08/2012) [-]
do/did you own a golden lab?
#38 - anonywolftroll (08/08/2012) [-]
mfw "Master Woofington von Barkshire" and the Train one
User avatar #2 - frozenpickle (08/08/2012) [-]
Is the son of a BITCH part supposed to be a pun?
#37 - kaukasus (08/08/2012) [-]
I liked how the texts about the dogs mom came right after the "You son of a BITCH"
I liked how the texts about the dogs mom came right after the "You son of a BITCH"
#30 - chaoticDONUT (08/08/2012) [-]
>calls dog son of a bitch

#15 - lickmygooch (08/08/2012) [-]
Lost my **** right here.
#8 - timmis (08/08/2012) [-]
Thumbed for "IM NOT YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER YOU TWAT!"
#3 - tmlfana (08/08/2012) [-]
Lost it at Woofington Von Barkshire
Lost it at Woofington Von Barkshire
User avatar #17 - africanking (08/08/2012) [-]
choked on my food when I read DID YOU STROKE HIM
User avatar #25 - Galante (08/08/2012) [-]
This should be an animated T.V. show. Archer style. H. Jon. Benjamin should voice Dog.
#88 - lupislord (08/08/2012) [-]
"Yeah so?"
#64 - samxdaxman (08/08/2012) [-]
if it werent for texts from dog, this phrase would not exist.
User avatar #42 - kkkkk (08/08/2012) [-]
Last one killed me....
#23 - petersand (08/08/2012) [-]
Op made my day!

ps Op is still a fagget
#12 - hchambers (08/08/2012) [-]
**hchambers rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Disney on fire ** The squirrel mafias hired goon.
User avatar #68 - beatmasterz (08/08/2012) [-]
What the **** is a gold ring and why is it out of stock?
User avatar #75 to #68 - xxsleepxx (08/08/2012) [-]
where are you seeing this?:O
User avatar #77 to #75 - beatmasterz (08/08/2012) [-]
Just above the "leave a comment" button.
User avatar #78 to #77 - xxsleepxx (08/08/2012) [-]
Do they disappear or something? i havent seen a single one at all
User avatar #80 to #78 - beatmasterz (08/08/2012) [-]
beats me
User avatar #90 to #68 - wilfredfanforever (08/08/2012) [-]
I see an axe
User avatar #70 to #68 - gravegraffiti (08/08/2012) [-]
you can get random items on FJ to trade for points or something. Every page has them.
User avatar #72 to #70 - beatmasterz (08/08/2012) [-]
Care to elaborate? Because I probably missed something.
User avatar #74 to #72 - gravegraffiti (08/08/2012) [-]
On every page there's a few items above the comments that you can click on, enter a captcha, and collect. You can turn these items into points (somehow XD) and those points can be redeemed for colored text (from what I understand.)
User avatar #76 to #74 - beatmasterz (08/08/2012) [-]
That's cool, but how do you know that? Did we get a memo or something?
User avatar #79 to #76 - gravegraffiti (08/08/2012) [-]
There was something about it in my inbox, but It was about items on the bronyboard. I just noticed this today and from the previous memo, figured that's what the points were about.
User avatar #81 to #79 - beatmasterz (08/08/2012) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #87 to #81 - demideus (08/08/2012) [-]
but its first come first serve. the faster you are the better your chances to the the item
#31 - lexxxicat (08/08/2012) [-]
god i 			*******		 love these
god i ******* love these
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