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THIS FUCKING GUUY E4TGJNERGE;M

I want to have 3 kids and name them
Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they **** up
I will just hit them all at once.
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#4 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
To answer the "Who makes the sandwich in a lesbian relationship?"
Neither, they eat out.
User avatar #69 to #4 - shitshitshit (08/08/2012) [-]
that..that almost got by me
#62 to #4 - inboundpotato (08/08/2012) [-]
indeed
indeed
#47 - HumbertoL (08/08/2012) [-]






Will Ferrell doesn't actually have a twitter. These are all fake accounts that post stolen jokes
#127 to #47 - thedonutking (08/08/2012) [-]
will ferrell did have twitter but he removed it because there was to much pressure for him to make good jokes
#49 to #47 - anon (08/08/2012) [-]
so?
#51 to #47 - sedativechunk (08/08/2012) [-]
Yea I see that he's not even on Twitter... all this time I used to run across these I thought he posted actual jokes! Why even bother making these then? ASSHOLE OP.

#88 - tomdukes (08/08/2012) [-]
he doesnt even have a twitter every single one is fake. they post the same jokes as every other parody account. it is cancer. its essentially the "like this if you breathe" of twitter. my jimmies have been sufficiently rustled because i wish the same bad repetitive jokes wouldnt be on the front page here. but instead ill get red thumbs and people will thumb comps of stolen jokes from fake parody accounts that arent funny.. life goes on..
#93 - beroty (08/08/2012) [-]
+1
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#122 to #115 - lskovfoged (08/08/2012) [-]
Because **** you that's why.
User avatar #89 - rhc (08/08/2012) [-]
stuff like this really grinds my gears. these are just a whole bunch of eternally reposted jokes.
#72 - probablynaked (08/08/2012) [-]
Mfw I've been saying "PIKA" before I sneeze since I was 7...
Mfw I've been saying "PIKA" before I sneeze since I was 7...
User avatar #75 to #72 - OptimusRhyme ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
my bf does that too. its adorable XD
User avatar #76 to #75 - probablynaked (08/08/2012) [-]
I remember the first time my dad caught me doing it... He looked at me like he didn't have a son lol
User avatar #77 to #76 - OptimusRhyme ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
lol well damn, that suuucks
#6 - twinklyturtles (08/07/2012) [-]
Well life gave you a rhetorical answer.
User avatar #99 - ivoryhammer (08/08/2012) [-]
None of these are from the real Will Ferrell, and these are all ancient jokes...
User avatar #58 - mrmcsnodgrass (08/08/2012) [-]
Who else hates posts with celebrity impostors on twitter?
#125 - lskovfoged (08/08/2012) [-]
To quote most of the people on here who knows their **** "Will Ferrell does not have a Twitter account, and if you haven't realised these are old as jokes."
#126 to #125 - lskovfoged (08/08/2012) [-]
And yes I did spell 'ass' wrong. Dammit.
And yes I did spell 'ass' wrong. Dammit.
#42 - kiwimidget (08/08/2012) [-]
On the other hand I have different fingers. I lost it there
User avatar #113 - bloodbathmcbullet (08/08/2012) [-]
He just copies his posts down
User avatar #112 - OoJesusoO (08/08/2012) [-]
i don't think will is that funny i think he just copied + pasted...
#54 - spangle (08/08/2012) [-]
MFW he mentioned Morgan Freeman.
#83 - kramon (08/08/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#43 - sillyb ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #36 - blurpleman (08/08/2012) [-]
Who is the asshole who put the 's' in lisp?
#9 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
Wow, he steals jokes and put them as his status. Hilarious.
+7
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#37 - anon (08/08/2012) [-]
no one makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship... they just eat out
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User avatar #84 to #44 - rapetape (08/08/2012) [-]
Because you don't look at top comments.
User avatar #53 to #44 - allion ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
because anon
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