RPG games. just found this on my computer, dunno where i had it from.. Last time I played D&D, we were receiving a quest from the king to kill a kraken or two. The wizard asks to speak to the king privately, and then permanentl
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just found this on my computer, dunno where i had it from

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#15 - fernandopolis (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Last time I played D&D, we were receiving a quest from the king to kill a kraken or two. The wizard asks to speak to the king privately, and then permanently turns him into a toad (which he then puts in the cage with the lizard who used to be a vampire lord). Then he disguises himself as the king, and proceeds to get the queen completely smashed. Then we throw her out the window into the sea below (where she gets eaten by the kraken) and continue on to kill all the heirs. Then we loot the treasury, and on the way out, the wizard (still disguised as the king) orders a banana farm to be built in the center of the city.

This is my RPG group.
#103 - Tyranitar ONLINE (08/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Pretty long story of mine, from about a year and a half ago. I pretty much pieced to together as well as I could recall it.

Rogue: "Oh **** , the tank left mid-boss fight"
Me: "My bear can tank a bit if you heal him"
Druid: "STFU huntard we dont need your ******* bear, your lucky you werent insta-kicked for playing huntard. I'll tank, someone heal me"

Later in the boss fight, everyones dying
Druid: "WTF where are my heals?"
Me: "Who is supposed to be healing you? The 'huntard', the rogue, or the mage?"
Druid: " **** you asshole, its your fault we died, you keep stealing my ******* aggro. Go reroll a class thats actually worth **** ."
Mage: "The reason you kept losing aggro is because your a healer druid trying to tank, and you aren't even using your taunt. His bear was actually doing better than you were."
Druid: (Don't remember what he was ranting about, just an overabundance of the words " **** you" and you a few things involving my mother and oral sex)

Then the 3 of us kicked him, and when a new tank and healer came in, we went through with no problems. My faith in MMO players was restored (until I entered end-game raiding, anyway, then pretty much everyone was like Mr. Druid)
#45 - pajness (08/08/2012) [+] (21 replies)
#33 - jwinganggreen (08/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wrong.....This is how RPG's are supposed to be played
#129 - TheCodFather (08/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
when you challenge someone to a duel and you think your awesome strategy is going to win......   
   
   
they cleave you to 						****
when you challenge someone to a duel and you think your awesome strategy is going to win......


they cleave you to ****
#19 - newfalcon (08/08/2012) [+] (15 replies)
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My favorite DnD story.....

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#32 to #26 - goll (08/08/2012) [-]
this one is my favorite
#94 - Womens Study Major (08/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MMORPG you mean
User avatar #96 to #94 - dogwars ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
No... he means RPG's. Like Dungeons&Dragons, or Pathfinder.
#20 - PartyPanda (08/08/2012) [+] (14 replies)
**** your holy trinity.
#161 - thechosentroll (08/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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Aw come on, a little dicking around never hurt anyone. I don't see why RPGs have to be taken seriously. Ah, I still remember my troll rogue in WoW. I used macros to rename my attacks. Sap was "Roofies", Premeditate was "Foreplay", Ambush was "Surprise buttsex", Sinister strike was "Thrust" and Eviscerate was "Money Shot".


Am I mature or what?
#39 - Visual (08/08/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Buy Skyrim on PC   
>Console Commands myself to level 78   
>Console Commands all possible perks   
>Console Commands all stats past 1000   
>Instantly become everyone in the first frame into one over powered character.   
   
>						****					 YEAH SKYRIM
>Buy Skyrim on PC
>Console Commands myself to level 78
>Console Commands all possible perks
>Console Commands all stats past 1000
>Instantly become everyone in the first frame into one over powered character.

> **** YEAH SKYRIM
User avatar #17 - thadin (08/08/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Oh the fun I had...
DnD party with my friends. Most disfunctional group ever.
Jimmies, Human Battlemage with a beard and eyepatch, shoots fire at anything to move. (Mine)
Sjin, a dwarf whos main weapon was Barrel lids... And was effective with them. He must have had tourrets.
Rustles, the Sassy Gay Cleric.
An NPC Knight who only uses his fists. Nobody ever asked his name, so he was called Clumsy.
A Halfling Bard, possesed by a devil.
And our DM who just didn't give a **** .
User avatar #89 - Spavaloo (08/08/2012) [-]
My party-

1. A dwarf who we think might just be a lump of steel.
2. A Goliath whose specialty is running very, very far away from things.
3. A half-orc with abandonment issues after his mace left him.
4. A Minotaur. We don't really know what that ****** does.
5. The Blizzard Lizard Wizard.
#87 - fuckyeahpidgey (08/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
D&D online

>Halfling Rogue
>No points in INT, Multiclass to Cleric
>Can't see traps

>MFW Too lazy to re-roll
#99 - Womens Study Major (08/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How my team usually goes:

guy#1: "hey guis do we have a healer?"
guy#2: "no he is a shadow priest"
guy#1: "well tell him to switch back to holy"
guy#3 (priest): "stfu baddy ill do what i want"
guy#4: "why dont u just ******* reroll a warlock?"
guy#3: " **** you, im not healing anyone. fags."
guy#1: "Jeez do we at least have a tank?"
guy#5 (tank): "Im not taking the flag if no one is healing me"
guy#1: " **** this."
*player guy#1 has left the game*
guy#2: "NOOBS... your all NOOOOOOBS"
guy#3 "no you are."
guy#4: "shut the **** up and play the game."
guy#3: "dont tell me what to do"
guy#5: "WHY IS MY CLASS SO WEAK
?"
guy#2: "cuz u rolled a tank and your not even capping the flag.. useless scrub."
guy#5: "yea well maybe if my team didnt suck so bad maybe i would try"
guy#4: " **** YOU ******* SUCK AT THIS GAME"

<-- player guy#4's reaction
User avatar #102 to #99 - ABjerre (08/08/2012) [-]
My MMO-games usually go like this:

>/login
>Open Mailbox
>Collect todays earnings and unsold items
>Autoscan auction house
>Set up auctions undercutting competition by 1 copper coin
>/logout

Nothing is happening on my server during summer.
User avatar #46 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
We need a D&D channel. Now.
User avatar #90 - yourmomiswatching (08/08/2012) [-]
Make a guild for organised parties, Guild members rarely come online. Sad, but true.
User avatar #88 - Forfunaccount (08/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Wow......this post wasn't just stupid.
It was BEYOND the maximum level of stupidity.
It was horrifyingly bad.
User avatar #107 to #106 - tmbg (08/08/2012) [-]
well, this is more about non-electronic RPGs like D&D. Although, my friend did try to make a pokemon version once. I don't know if that ever got off the ground...
User avatar #60 - weinerdick (08/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
In Borderlands, I use Mordecai.
I have maxed out stats for shotguns.
#126 - zombiesurfer (08/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
This sort of **** happens to me all the time in monster hunter.

One time, I'm looking for 2 other players with my buddy for the "speak of the deviljho" event quest. after waiting about an hour for players, 2 people arrive, 1 who was in a decent armour set and was a pretty cool guy, the other however, was in a complete mix and match armour set which gave him no armour skills (which is pretty ******* vital for this quest), was rude, complained that I was holding the team down and used up 2 of our lives and then decided to sit it out and give us potions.

I have more stories like this if anybody wants them.
User avatar #143 to #126 - wrought (08/08/2012) [-]
Which Monster Hunter game is this, Tri?
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