RPG games. just found this on my computer, dunno where i had it from.. Last time I played D&D, we were receiving a quest from the king to kill a kraken or two. The wizard asks to speak to the king privately, and then permanentl stupid tags haha
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#15 - fernandopolis
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Last time I played D&D, we were receiving a quest from the king to kill a kraken or two. The wizard asks to speak to the king privately, and then permanently turns him into a toad (which he then puts in the cage with the lizard who used to be a vampire lord). Then he disguises himself as the king, and proceeds to get the queen completely smashed. Then we throw her out the window into the sea below (where she gets eaten by the kraken) and continue on to kill all the heirs. Then we loot the treasury, and on the way out, the wizard (still disguised as the king) orders a banana farm to be built in the center of the city.

This is my RPG group.
#51 to #15 - YllekNayr ONLINE
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(08/08/2012) [-]
New channel specifically for anything D&D. Stories, pictures, comics, etc.

We need fellow members to get it started. Link if you're interested: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags
#103 - Tyranitar
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Pretty long story of mine, from about a year and a half ago. I pretty much pieced to together as well as I could recall it.

Rogue: "Oh ****, the tank left mid-boss fight"
Me: "My bear can tank a bit if you heal him"
Druid: "STFU huntard we dont need your ******* bear, your lucky you werent insta-kicked for playing huntard. I'll tank, someone heal me"

Later in the boss fight, everyones dying
Druid: "WTF where are my heals?"
Me: "Who is supposed to be healing you? The 'huntard', the rogue, or the mage?"
Druid: "**** you asshole, its your fault we died, you keep stealing my ******* aggro. Go reroll a class thats actually worth ****."
Mage: "The reason you kept losing aggro is because your a healer druid trying to tank, and you aren't even using your taunt. His bear was actually doing better than you were."
Druid: (Don't remember what he was ranting about, just an overabundance of the words "**** you" and you a few things involving my mother and oral sex)

Then the 3 of us kicked him, and when a new tank and healer came in, we went through with no problems. My faith in MMO players was restored (until I entered end-game raiding, anyway, then pretty much everyone was like Mr. Druid)
#45 - pajness
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(08/08/2012) [-]
#81 to #45 - kingnarnode
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(08/08/2012) [-]
do you know what an rpg is?
#86 to #81 - fivebecomesfour **User deleted account**
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#83 to #45 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Every. Damn. Game.
#115 to #45 - anon
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I play LoL but I seriously don't get this...
Help???
#119 to #115 - jinkazama
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(08/08/2012) [-]
You are one of them
#132 to #45 - Jameshaich
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(08/08/2012) [-]
> Join solo in PVP
> Go pantheon
> Lane up with a Rhys
> Kill both enemies in my lane
> "******* KS faggot"
> "omg panth stop ks"
> Explain that i'm an assassin which gets 100% crit when enemy has below 15% health
> Also Explain that he is a support mage
> "lol stupid noob, still stealing my kills"
mfw
#162 to #132 - InfernalOneShot
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Having fun at 800 elo?
#167 to #162 - Jameshaich
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I have no idea what that means.
Mind explaining? I'm still kinda new to lol
#169 to #167 - InfernalOneShot
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(08/08/2012) [-]
ELO is a numerical ranking system where you gain points proportionately to how good the enemies are you defeat or lose points proportionately to how good the enemy team is who bested you, so the better you are, the higher your ELO is.

The following example is for chess:
"Each player has a rating, which is a number. A higher number indicates a better player, based on results against other rated players. The winner of a contest between two players gains a certain number of points in his or her rating and the losing player loses the same amount. The number of points won or lost in a contest depends on the difference in the ratings of the players, so a player will gain more points by beating a higher-rated player than by beating a lower-rated player. In chess, for instance, if one player is rated 100 points higher than the other player, they are expected to win about five games out of eight, and the rating changes reflect that. Over a series of games, if a player does better than expected, based on the ratings (compared to the opponents'), his or her rating will go up."

ELO is the way that LoL match makes, as it will try and group together people of a similar ELO. I could tell you were newish to the game (thus the comment on the ELO) because of the situation you described (Ryze support? that's ******* weird haha).

Have a nice day
#171 to #169 - Jameshaich
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Ah. Why thank you.
800 elo is pretty damn low I assume?
#172 to #171 - InfernalOneShot
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(08/08/2012) [-]
It's not terrible (you can go to nothing), but once you're level 30 for a while it tends to go up quite drastically (I'm sitting at around 1380).

But I have been playing LoL for over a year though :P
#137 to #132 - dalgaard
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(08/08/2012) [-]
You can't be serious. Pantheon and Ryze in a lane? Ryze support mage? Wtf.
#138 to #137 - Jameshaich
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Sorry, meant to say he was supporting me. He did little to none damage and really just trapped them in his little cage. Allowing me to kill them.   
He also laned with me. Don't know why, he should have been mid.
Sorry, meant to say he was supporting me. He did little to none damage and really just trapped them in his little cage. Allowing me to kill them.
He also laned with me. Don't know why, he should have been mid.
#141 to #138 - dalgaard
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Hmm, Ryze is one of the most powerful mages there is. He must have been buying ap or some other nooby ****. Still. Panth is a top lane solo or some rare times a jungler. He is not meant to lane with others, but you can create an evil combo with him. Like him and Xin. Tried a game with my friend where we just decided to have a little fun and **** **** up. He went Xin and I took Panth. He ended up with: 11/5/7 and I got 13/4/3. But we lost anyway. ******* noobs.
#148 to #141 - Jameshaich
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I was top lane, but he decided to join me. He just leveled up the spell which bounces off enemies. Which is pretty **** at damaging.
I'm still pretty nooby at it aswell. Me and my friend, when we lane, it's either me as panth, and him as teemo/singed.
#150 to #148 - dalgaard
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I see. Teemo, Yi, Ashe, Tryndamere and Ryze are the most played champs of the low lvl's. I've been playing for a long time. So I guess there isnt many junglers when you play.
#154 to #150 - Jameshaich
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Nope. I aint level 30 yet, so I'm in unranked matches.
I sometimes use shaco, but i aint good enough to jungle really.
my mains are:
Panth, Fiddlesticks or teemo
Although, I really like Viktor, since he became f2p
#160 to #154 - dalgaard
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I see. Shaco is a really easy jungler though. To bad he has become so useless since the nerf of his early game. I would suggest other mains. Or in fact, main in some role.

I main in tank jungling or tank top. I enjoy being the one tough ************ you cant touch. Probably Maokai, Shen, Amumu and Malph is the ones i play most. If you like playing panth and teemo i would suggest you should start maining solo top. Of course you have to have atleast one other champion for each role in the game. Dont be a faggot insta-locker kid.
#166 to #160 - Jameshaich
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I don't insta-lock. and I also don't have official mains.
I'm still trying out different champs, as I only own 4. and im only level 15, still kinda nooby.
#177 to #166 - dalgaard
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Yea. You can't really do much before lvl 30. I suggest you don't buy runes before lvl 20 or 30. Because you are just wasting IP then. I would also suggest you don't really have a main champion or 2. You may not be at your best with the champ but the fun will stick to it. I never play the same role or champ twice in a row unless I have to or if it is best for the team. I try to play as many different champions and roles as I can to keep having fun. Except support. Mainly Blitz or Soraka if someone ask for her. Most of all because I'm not a very good support.
#101 to #45 - AccWasLost
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Oh my god, that feel when playing on a NA server, and nobody on your team speaks english or they don't communicate.
#33 - jwinganggreen
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Wrong.....This is how RPG's are supposed to be played
#44 to #33 - jaknik
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(08/08/2012) [-]
That was the best episode of Dexter ever.
#129 - TheCodFather
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(08/08/2012) [-]
when you challenge someone to a duel and you think your awesome strategy is going to win......   
   
   
they cleave you to ****
when you challenge someone to a duel and you think your awesome strategy is going to win......


they cleave you to ****
#142 to #129 - wrought
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I was playing Borderlands with my friend, and the Clipper dropped after we killed 9-Toes so we decided to duel for it.
I immediately popped Berserk which gave me really strong punches that should have killed him, but somehow I lost
I cheated and I still lost
I feel stupid
#146 to #142 - TheCodFather
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(08/08/2012) [-]
lol my and my friend never ******* got past first getting the vehichle in Borderlands, i always went sniper, that cunt chose what ever, it was his game so he knew all the **** so he always got to the items and drops first and took the snipers and other useful **** for the Sniper....

he would also never let me in the car and tried to kill me in it
#147 to #146 - wrought
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(08/08/2012) [-]
XD
Borderlands is a game of cuntwads and friends
#19 - newfalcon
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(08/08/2012) [-]
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My favorite DnD story.....

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#95 to #19 - Roxorz ONLINE
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Yeah..
Yeah..
#23 to #19 - kingreaver
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I liked the part where I couldn't read it.
#21 to #19 - thereverand
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I did enlarge..it did nothing.
#22 to #21 - newfalcon
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(08/08/2012) [-]
mother of ****, why the hell IS IT LIKE THAT!!
#24 to #22 - thereverand
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(08/08/2012) [-]
lazy cat does not know the answer.
lazy cat does not know the answer.
#38 to #19 - Totaler
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(08/08/2012) [-]
>Our party; Halfling Paladin, Human Bard, Elf Ranger (me).
>Have to cross massive gaps in platforms of fall into abyss.
>Paladin jumps it, I use grappling hook.
>Bard: "Can I strum my lute and ride across on a wave of sound?"
>DM: "Let's see a roll on that."
>Crit.
>Human Bard strums lute and rides wave of sound across 20' gap.
#49 to #38 - YllekNayr ONLINE
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(08/08/2012) [-]
New channel specifically for anything D&D. Stories, pictures, comics, etc.

We need fellow members to get it started. Link if you're interested: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags
#52 to #49 - Totaler
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Just yesterday I was thinking we needed this!
#55 to #52 - YllekNayr ONLINE
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I've put it a few times on here in hopes that notifications will get people's attentions. Sorry if it's kinda spammy.
#56 to #55 - Totaler
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Meh, what works works, I joined.
#26 to #19 - newfalcon
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(08/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Ok fixed it, now read
#32 to #26 - goll ONLINE
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(08/08/2012) [-]
this one is my favorite
#54 to #26 - YllekNayr ONLINE
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(08/08/2012) [-]
New channel specifically for anything D&D. Stories, pictures, comics, etc.

We need fellow members to get it started. Link if you're interested: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags
#84 to #54 - thatnerdyguy
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Oh yes.
I'm joining this.
#14 - justadude
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(08/07/2012) [-]
#94 - anon
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(08/08/2012) [-]
MMORPG you mean
#96 to #94 - dogwars
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(08/08/2012) [-]
No... he means RPG's. Like Dungeons&Dragons, or Pathfinder.
#20 - PartyPanda
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(08/08/2012) [-]
**** your holy trinity.
#112 to #20 - lordoxygen ONLINE
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I'm preordered since March, and I still can't choose which proffesion/race am I going to play. DAAAMNIT, they all so cool!
I'm preordered since March, and I still can't choose which proffesion/race am I going to play. DAAAMNIT, they all so cool!
#125 to #20 - jinkazama
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(08/08/2012) [-]
Can't wait for the 25th!
I just hope they optimized it better. It's still running pretty badly and has graphical glitches such as black screen for non Nvidia cards.
#29 to #20 - satanlovesyou
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(08/08/2012) [-]
almost to the release date, cant wait to start playing that game.
#30 to #29 - PartyPanda
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I know they don't want to have a lot of balancing issues but, I wish they opened up the weapons to all classes.
I want an elementalist with greatsword dammit!
#117 to #30 - frostbitezt
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(08/08/2012) [-]
I think you can have an elementalist with a greatsword.
#176 to #117 - PartyPanda
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(08/08/2012) [-]
The only two handed weapon I've seen with an elementalist is a staff.
#36 to #30 - anon
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(08/08/2012) [-]
one of their elites summons a fiery greatsword. that's good enough.
#39 - Visual
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(08/08/2012) [-]
>Buy Skyrim on PC   
>Console Commands myself to level 78   
>Console Commands all possible perks   
>Console Commands all stats past 1000   
>Instantly become everyone in the first frame into one over powered character.   
   
>**** YEAH SKYRIM
>Buy Skyrim on PC
>Console Commands myself to level 78
>Console Commands all possible perks
>Console Commands all stats past 1000
>Instantly become everyone in the first frame into one over powered character.

>**** YEAH SKYRIM
#58 to #39 - asasqw
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#59 to #58 - asasqw
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#63 to #59 - isus
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(08/08/2012) [-]
samefag
#69 to #63 - lampsoflava
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#114 to #39 - anon
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(08/08/2012) [-]
lol skyrim a mediocre game with a large amount of content with incredibly stupid AI a bad system for changing weapons and a world that literally never changes no matter what you do at all........so why is this game popular again?
#122 to #114 - jinkazama
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(08/08/2012) [-]
The opinion of tens of thousands of people > The opinion of you
#180 to #122 - Visual
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(08/09/2012) [-]
I think you meant either hundreds of thousands or possibly near millions
#181 to #114 - Visual
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Bad weapon system if you use multiple kinds of weapons, but really that's just a nit pick. The world does change socially for me with that people are like and what they say. The AI is somewhat stupid but works in a game as broad as this. The large amount of content is very welcome.

Why does your opinion suck?