RPG games. just found this on my computer, dunno where i had it from.. Last time I played D&D, we were receiving a quest from the king to kill a kraken or two. The wizard asks to speak to the king privately, and then permanentl
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just found this on my computer, dunno where i had it from

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User avatar #185 - mikkotheraichu (08/10/2012) [-]
During D&D, there was a Pirate girl tied up and one of the players rolled for "ride."
The DM said he wasn't tall enough.
So he rolled for "climb."

User avatar #170 - daboomee (08/08/2012) [-]
I've been thinking of playing WoW again, but I keep hearing that the expansion packs ruined it. Is it still worth playing?
#187 to #170 - talaros (08/14/2012) [-]
In my opinion, no, unless you have a group of people who you can play with consistently it's stupid and boring as ****
#161 - thechosentroll (08/08/2012) [-]
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Aw come on, a little dicking around never hurt anyone. I don't see why RPGs have to be taken seriously. Ah, I still remember my troll rogue in WoW. I used macros to rename my attacks. Sap was "Roofies", Premeditate was "Foreplay", Ambush was "Surprise buttsex", Sinister strike was "Thrust" and Eviscerate was "Money Shot".


Am I ****** or what?
#163 to #161 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
That doesnt make you look as cool as you hoped it would
User avatar #164 to #163 - thechosentroll (08/08/2012) [-]
I never tried to look cool. It's just an example of how seriosly I take these games.
User avatar #153 - erikwarmblood (08/08/2012) [-]
i wish people werent retarted in rpgs and just played thier class right.
#140 - bleeduntildeath (08/08/2012) [-]
I usually play until the drama of all the people I've played with sucks the care right out of me and I eventually stop playing....
#129 - TheCodFather (08/08/2012) [-]
when you challenge someone to a duel and you think your awesome strategy is going to win......   
   
   
they cleave you to 						****
when you challenge someone to a duel and you think your awesome strategy is going to win......


they cleave you to ****
User avatar #142 to #129 - wrought (08/08/2012) [-]
I was playing Borderlands with my friend, and the Clipper dropped after we killed 9-Toes so we decided to duel for it.
I immediately popped Berserk which gave me really strong punches that should have killed him, but somehow I lost
I cheated and I still lost
I feel stupid
User avatar #146 to #142 - TheCodFather (08/08/2012) [-]
lol my and my friend never ******* got past first getting the vehichle in Borderlands, i always went sniper, that **** chose what ever, it was his game so he knew all the **** so he always got to the items and drops first and took the snipers and other useful **** for the Sniper....

he would also never let me in the car and tried to kill me in it
User avatar #147 to #146 - wrought (08/08/2012) [-]
XD
Borderlands is a game of ******** and friends
#126 - zombiesurfer (08/08/2012) [-]
This sort of **** happens to me all the time in monster hunter.

One time, I'm looking for 2 other players with my buddy for the "speak of the deviljho" event quest. after waiting about an hour for players, 2 people arrive, 1 who was in a decent armour set and was a pretty cool guy, the other however, was in a complete mix and match armour set which gave him no armour skills (which is pretty ******* vital for this quest), was rude, complained that I was holding the team down and used up 2 of our lives and then decided to sit it out and give us potions.

I have more stories like this if anybody wants them.
#158 to #126 - imnotderp (08/08/2012) [-]
I am a lone wolf. I've NEVER experienced playing w/other players in MH... No strategy, no techniques.Just keep ******* hitting it till it ******* dies.
User avatar #178 to #158 - zombiesurfer (08/08/2012) [-]
I always played as a duo, just me and my buddy. but for quests like deviljho, jhen mohran and alatreon, if you dont have good enough gear, then it's near impossible to do as a duo.
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User avatar #143 to #126 - wrought (08/08/2012) [-]
Which Monster Hunter game is this, Tri?
User avatar #179 to #143 - zombiesurfer (08/08/2012) [-]
yes, i wish more were online but sadly capcom don't think the same way.
#118 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #209 at Highschool CP ** my type of game
#109 - BroadSword (08/08/2012) [-]
It would be more like this
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User avatar #104 - thefunnynorwegian (08/08/2012) [-]
On this game Smite (It's in beta, and it's a MOBA but you got diffrent rolls as in RPGs)

I often gets on a team with someone that dosen't speak English, they just run around and kill themself :|
#103 - Tyranitar (08/08/2012) [-]
Pretty long story of mine, from about a year and a half ago. I pretty much pieced to together as well as I could recall it.

Rogue: "Oh **** , the tank left mid-boss fight"
Me: "My bear can tank a bit if you heal him"
Druid: "STFU huntard we dont need your ******* bear, your lucky you werent insta-kicked for playing huntard. I'll tank, someone heal me"

Later in the boss fight, everyones dying
Druid: "WTF where are my heals?"
Me: "Who is supposed to be healing you? The 'huntard', the rogue, or the mage?"
Druid: " **** you ******* , its your fault we died, you keep stealing my ******* aggro. Go reroll a class thats actually worth **** ."
Mage: "The reason you kept losing aggro is because your a healer druid trying to tank, and you aren't even using your taunt. His bear was actually doing better than you were."
Druid: (Don't remember what he was ranting about, just an overabundance of the words " **** you" and you a few things involving my mother and oral sex)

Then the 3 of us kicked him, and when a new tank and healer came in, we went through with no problems. My faith in MMO players was restored (until I entered end-game raiding, anyway, then pretty much everyone was like Mr. Druid)
User avatar #100 - sniperviolet (08/08/2012) [-]
Exactly how my group is/was. then again, i wasn't the best druid in the world. xD I kept accidently setting fire to things i shouldn't... like our paladins beard~
#99 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
How my team usually goes:

guy#1: "hey guis do we have a healer?"
guy#2: "no he is a shadow priest"
guy#1: "well tell him to switch back to holy"
guy#3 (priest): "stfu baddy ill do what i want"
guy#4: "why dont u just ******* reroll a warlock?"
guy#3: " **** you, im not healing anyone. fags."
guy#1: "Jeez do we at least have a tank?"
guy#5 (tank): "Im not taking the flag if no one is healing me"
guy#1: " **** this."
*player guy#1 has left the game*
guy#2: "NOOBS... your all NOOOOOOBS"
guy#3 "no you are."
guy#4: "shut the **** up and play the game."
guy#3: "dont tell me what to do"
guy#5: "WHY IS MY CLASS SO WEAK
?"
guy#2: "cuz u rolled a tank and your not even capping the flag.. useless scrub."
guy#5: "yea well maybe if my team didnt suck so bad maybe i would try"
guy#4: " **** YOU ******* SUCK AT THIS GAME"

<-- player guy#4's reaction
User avatar #102 to #99 - ABjerre (08/08/2012) [-]
My MMO-games usually go like this:

>/login
>Open Mailbox
>Collect todays earnings and unsold items
>Autoscan auction house
>Set up auctions undercutting competition by 1 copper coin
>/logout

Nothing is happening on my server during summer.
#111 to #102 - redclover (08/08/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
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#94 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
MMORPG you mean
User avatar #96 to #94 - dogwars ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
No... he means RPG's. Like Dungeons&Dragons, or Pathfinder.
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#91 - skergex (08/08/2012) [-]
**skergex rolls 29** Role playing, amidoingitright?
User avatar #90 - yourmomiswatching (08/08/2012) [-]
Make a guild for organised parties, Guild members rarely come online. Sad, but true.
User avatar #89 - Spavaloo (08/08/2012) [-]
My party-

1. A dwarf who we think might just be a lump of steel.
2. A Goliath whose specialty is running very, very far away from things.
3. A half-orc with abandonment issues after his mace left him.
4. A Minotaur. We don't really know what that ****** does.
5. The Blizzard Lizard Wizard.
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