Dumb Bitch. Old but good!. Will you marry me? Do you have a Uhh... HEW much ls T dcm' e have a BMW car? FD“ Na Haw can I Hey would I need a hause when I have a
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Dumb Bitch

 
Dumb Bitch. Old but good!. Will you marry me? Do you have a Uhh... HEW much ls T dcm' e have a BMW car? FD“ Na Haw can I Hey would I need a hause when I have a

Old but good!

Will you marry me? Do you have a Uhh...
HEW much ls T dcm' e have a
BMW car? FD“
Na Haw can I Hey would I need a hause when I have a
villa and 3 property lands? And a BMW?
Pff. I have 2 Ferraris and 3 Porsches.
marry you? Ynu' re
useless! Leave me
And how can T get a salary
when I' m the bass?
Dumb bitch
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User avatar #2 - antonop (08/07/2012) [-]
i don't like BMW. only cocks drive them. every time i see one its always speeding and running red lights and douche teenagers are always driving them. more of a British or Italian car sort of guy. don't like Ferrari's though. don't look good. only look good since the 355
#8 to #2 - MikeyA (08/08/2012) [-]
British or Italian cars.....british can't make a decent affordable car same with the italians. BMW is the most practical car IMO. Classy, sporty, and affordable to a point where not everyone has one. I am being biased since I have one but I've driven tons of other cars in its class and non of them handle and drive as good as a BMW.

love my beemer...... ****** .
User avatar #5 to #2 - AMTZ (08/08/2012) [-]
I'm personally a fan of classic american cars but I do agree. I've never seen a BMW that wasn't speeding amongst other things.
User avatar #7 to #2 - nmathreeofive (08/08/2012) [-]
My friend drives a BMW and as any friend would do I would try to defend him and his car, but, you got the description right on, he speeds in it, runs red lights, changes lanes a ******** , but its the only car in my circle of friends that can make the tightest turn at 30mph to sneak into the best spot right as we pull into the 711 parking lot, cut some guy off in a bentley pulling into that spot, came maybe 3 feet from hitting it lol
#3 to #2 - abceabce (08/08/2012) [-]
BMW. Big Mexican Woman.
User avatar #6 to #3 - bwwwat (08/08/2012) [-]
Bayerische Motoren Werke but what ever
User avatar #12 - headyjuice (08/08/2012) [-]
why would he marry her when shes clearly after his money and possessions?
User avatar #13 - nimba (08/08/2012) [-]
This reminds me of an "EVER TIM" post people were sharing on facebook a while ago.
User avatar #1 - godtherapist (08/07/2012) [-]
Obviously you are too young to know this but even Bosses have Salaries. Also who owns a villa and not a proper house?
#4 to #1 - zweiundvierzig (08/08/2012) [-]
maybe he just gets stock options?
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