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WHAT IS THE HOST POWERFUL IN THE WORLD?
Moons?
WRONG
dir that ones out orio: uhi Lui'
AND PAY ATTENTION
71% OF THE PLANER" S SURFACE IS WATER
00% OF LIFE m THE WATER IS MAGIKARP
100% OF ' S BODY IS PURE PAIN
trilby, MATTER WHERE
i-' GO, YOU WILL
NOT BE SAFE.
Let' s give you some simple numbers so you
can comprehend just how ****** you are,
20 base HP,
1 o base attack
30 base speed.
If It' s raining, than its speed DOUBLES.
SWEET GANDHI? TITS, THAT' S TERRIFYING
Well, guess what? We' re just getting warmed up. It' s
time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use.
SPLASH
A that lives forebears can use this to LEAP OVER Meam' rams,,
You eon‘! even walk over one without losing your breath. . I _
Fin: lurte-. A we Magikarp.
TACKLE
Thais on kilograms of solid death helm: thrown right at your fat hoe.
FLAIL
three one somehow get ' |. I to , MP, this move you a base power
of 100. That sound was your howell leaving your body in sheer terror.
BOUNCE
Bernese funk your you types. as a bonus, heebies even more
than it normally is for one turn.
IF THAT' S , NOT G. ENOUGH
FOR YOU, LOOK AT' ITS SHINY FORM.
Every single word in that title is . .
l) HEY (ltot
PM your pants bank on, were not done yet.
SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC
Magikarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That
means that the following Pokemon are lining up
to have with it:
THIS IS IN ADDITION TO ANYTHING ‘VAGUELY .
AND ORESTES EVEN MORE MAGIKARP.
Here' s another terrifying stat for you, pussy
Now, I know what your self is thinking.
You' re. religi,' it gianna, one terria: rle .
ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE.
Not that It matters anyway. The I button was invented tor a reason.
This is the watermark of . cch
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Submitted: 08/06/2012
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#2 - ghostisaho (08/06/2012) [-]
not that it was hard , considering how beastly he is
#1 - arnoldnorris ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
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Bitch please.
User avatar #7 - dropmegently (08/07/2012) [-]
i see that the con artist in the pokecenter outside the cave got a marketing consultant.
#10 - antoniusss (08/07/2012) [-]
why did i read this in these guys voices?
why did i read this in these guys voices?
User avatar #5 - frozenpickle (08/07/2012) [-]
why would i subscribe to a reposter?
#8 - kiwikat (08/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #6 - gangjaman (08/07/2012) [-]
after reading something as long and pumped up about magikarp i feel like im entitled to give a thumb
#3 - shinymew (08/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Thanks but I have that in my folder
#16 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2012) [-]
Absolutely hilarious.
#14 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2012) [-]
******* good one
#12 - massifist (08/07/2012) [-]
i have 6 lv 100 metapods and they all know harden
#11 - Womens Study Major (08/07/2012) [-]
A wild repost appears
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