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User avatar #3 - kamehamehanurd (08/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
My friend (whos a chick) masturbates like everyday. And she tells me about it. In detail. So ofcouse I masturbate daily.
User avatar #6 - Titanasgr (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Twice a week? More like three times a day.
User avatar #30 - angelsfangs (08/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I schlick pretty much everyday, and my boyfriend knows it, I also know he masturbates daily, and i find it sexy that he does. masturbation is medically helpful, it relieves stress, and personally it's really attractive about someone. She was just stupid.
User avatar #34 to #30 - zedacedia (08/07/2012) [-]
You masturbate every day. Your boyfriend masturbates every day. I think the two of you might be missing out on something here.
#111 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm a girl and I masturbate almost every night.

anon because **** you
#115 to #111 - champaigne ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#89 - latinotornado (08/07/2012) [-]
**latinotornado is fapping**
**latinotornado is fapping**
#152 - ragingbrony (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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But...before she leaves for good, tell her this.
User avatar #231 - duchessofcorn (08/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I have sensory processing disorder so my nerves don't work like they're supposed to. I interpret senses differently than others, so I can't be sexually stimulated. Sex doesn't feel like anything to me. Masturbation is just bothersome.
tl;dr: I can't/don't masturbate
#233 to #231 - cactusapple (08/07/2012) [-]
I have never genuinely felt such remorse for another. I'm so sorry.
#139 - bariothguy (08/07/2012) [+] (14 replies)
gf: how often do you masturbate?   
me: 'bout 3 times a day   
gf: me too, awesome!   
   
mfw
gf: how often do you masturbate?
me: 'bout 3 times a day
gf: me too, awesome!

mfw
#59 - theblastradius (08/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
my personal record is 12 is one day...
my personal record is 12 is one day...
User avatar #5 - sweetsighlullaby (08/06/2012) [+] (23 replies)
I schlick everyday, it's part of the daily routine. That chick is rude.
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#38 - windoftime (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
how are you a pig though? masturbating relieves stress. proven fact! so while you were masturbating in reality you were fortifying your relationship with every stroke!
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#168 - lolollo (08/07/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Am I seriously the only guy who doesn't masterbate on a regular basis?     
   
First I have to ensure I'm not bothered.   
then I have to find the right porn.   
Then I have to make sure it's not that weird trick porn.   
Then I have to track down some lotion.   
Then I have to ensure I'm not bothered.   
Then I have to find the right part of the porn video.   
Then I have to get myself exited enough.     
Then I have to find the lotion, I just 			*******		 had it, it was right there what the 			****		!?   
Then I have to re-motivate my semi chub.     
Then I have to ensure I'm not bothered.   
Then I have to commit the act.   
Then I have to ensure I'm not bothered.   
Then I have to deal with the fact that I'm spent from the act.   
Then I have to 			*******		 clean that 			****		 up.   
Then I have to take a piss.   
Then I have to wash the dick smell off of my hands.   
And finally...   
I have to be able to look my roommate in the eye the next time I see him otherwise he senses something's up.
Am I seriously the only guy who doesn't masterbate on a regular basis?

First I have to ensure I'm not bothered.
then I have to find the right porn.
Then I have to make sure it's not that weird trick porn.
Then I have to track down some lotion.
Then I have to ensure I'm not bothered.
Then I have to find the right part of the porn video.
Then I have to get myself exited enough.
Then I have to find the lotion, I just ******* had it, it was right there what the **** !?
Then I have to re-motivate my semi chub.
Then I have to ensure I'm not bothered.
Then I have to commit the act.
Then I have to ensure I'm not bothered.
Then I have to deal with the fact that I'm spent from the act.
Then I have to ******* clean that **** up.
Then I have to take a piss.
Then I have to wash the dick smell off of my hands.
And finally...
I have to be able to look my roommate in the eye the next time I see him otherwise he senses something's up.
#197 - Digitalphear (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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At least 4-5 times every day.

I'm just practicing, so when the next vagina rolls around, I'll last for 17 hours.
#107 - originalrider (08/07/2012) [-]
Any woman who says that is a hypocritical cunt. Most woman masturbate on a regular basis and the ones who don't still have.
Any woman who says that is a hypocritical cunt. Most woman masturbate on a regular basis and the ones who don't still have.
#232 - cactusapple (08/07/2012) [-]
Every day, sometimes two to three times.
#24 - irishlawyer (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so wait, you and your gf are talking about porn, and she is disgusted by that?
#181 - professorrowan (08/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I have never masterbated
User avatar #194 to #189 - ravarshi (08/07/2012) [-]
2* (there, fixed)
User avatar #43 - Nihatclodra (08/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm currently at 4 for today alone... >.>
#48 to #43 - ryanfitzy (08/07/2012) [-]
..Take Some
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