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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - kamehamehanurd
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My friend (whos a chick) masturbates like everyday. And she tells me about it. In detail. So ofcouse I masturbate daily.
#4 to #3 - anon id: 4aed329d
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We could all be so lucky.
User avatar #7 to #4 - trollwoopnazi
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Were it so easy.
#92 to #7 - retardedboss
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Here, take this.
#47 to #3 - anon id: 7f5cc935
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She wants the d
#32 to #3 - hauntzor
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In an alternate universe, you have me; who sat in Debate every day working while the girl I liked talked about her sex escapades with one of my friends.
#53 to #3 - machlah
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User avatar #6 - Titanasgr
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Twice a week? More like three times a day.
#20 to #6 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account**
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User avatar #30 - angelsfangs
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I schlick pretty much everyday, and my boyfriend knows it, I also know he masturbates daily, and i find it sexy that he does. masturbation is medically helpful, it relieves stress, and personally it's really attractive about someone. She was just stupid.
#62 to #30 - phsionix
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I'm trying to encourage my current girlfriend to masturbate, and not for lecherous reasons or anything, simply because she's missing out on a really nice thing. She's Asian, so she's a bit repressed (Just the culture) but she's slowly acclimatizing to the different culture.
User avatar #34 to #30 - zedacedia
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You masturbate every day. Your boyfriend masturbates every day. I think the two of you might be missing out on something here.
User avatar #36 to #34 - angelsfangs
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Of course we have sex, Alot. Its just that we don't always see each other.
#50 to #36 - ThatDeadGuy
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pics or it didnt happen
#75 to #36 - spideybro
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You rang?
#111 - anon id: 99dd55fa
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I'm a girl and I masturbate almost every night.

anon because **** you
User avatar #170 to #111 - zaggystirdust
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I smell attention whoring
#257 to #170 - anon id: 26b95ae3
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why the **** would an anon attention whore?
dumb ****.
User avatar #122 to #111 - waffies
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Huh, i can think of 4 people on my FJ friends who can say the same.
#157 to #111 - blakjack
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#115 to #111 - champaigne
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pics or it didnt happen
#89 - latinotornado
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**latinotornado is fapping**
**latinotornado is fapping**
#152 - ragingbrony
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This image has expired
But...before she leaves for good, tell her this.
#201 to #152 - fartgrenade
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I feel like there needs to be more Louie reactions
User avatar #231 - duchessofcorn
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I have sensory processing disorder so my nerves don't work like they're supposed to. I interpret senses differently than others, so I can't be sexually stimulated. Sex doesn't feel like anything to me. Masturbation is just bothersome.
tl;dr: I can't/don't masturbate
User avatar #260 to #231 - neoexdeath
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Try LSD, that does all sorts of weird **** to your senses. Maybe if you do enough of it, things will toggle onto "Normal" mode.
#261 to #260 - duchessofcorn
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Um
I'm good, thanks
#274 to #231 - anon id: 388e9a1e
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#266 to #231 - yourmum
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Comment Picture
#251 to #231 - malizlewaa
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#240 to #231 - klondikemonster
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... You poor soul
#233 to #231 - cactusapple
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I have never genuinely felt such remorse for another. I'm so sorry.
#139 - bariothguy
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gf: how often do you masturbate?   
me: 'bout 3 times a day   
gf: me too, awesome!   
   
mfw
gf: how often do you masturbate?
me: 'bout 3 times a day
gf: me too, awesome!

mfw
User avatar #144 to #139 - swimmingprodigy
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why dont you conserve time and effort and do it at the same time, together???
User avatar #146 to #144 - bariothguy
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We didn't date long enough to have sex and she gave really bad handjobs... She's my ex now.
User avatar #147 to #146 - swimmingprodigy
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sucks. Im kind of ashamed to admit that ive neve rhad a gf, but the 4 seperate times I gotten a BJ (all from the same girl), she was a virgin and had never sucked dick before; she was terrible. She kept stopping, literally every 20 minutes. Blew me for 40 minutes and I never finished. Was agonizing.
User avatar #154 to #147 - ragingbrony
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.....How BAD do you have to be to not get someone off after 40 minutes?

I didn't realize it was possible to be that bad!
User avatar #158 to #154 - swimmingprodigy
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like i said, it was her first time ever, and she kept stopping literally every 20 seconds. Sometimes even less than that, suck for 10 seconds then stop. And shed stop like 10 or 20 seconds so, if ur a guy, u know how it works and u basically have to restart
towards the end of the 40 minutes she started getting worried that her mom was gonna get home and she wanted to finish so I told her to not stop and she went for 11 minutes nonstop. And still nothing......
Im not saying im superhero porn wizard genie master who can last that long.....she's probably just terrible
#198 to #158 - ahjay
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You basically described my first blowjob I got from my girlfriend. Even down to it being her first time ever.


<I felt like this after she would stop and check to hear any signs of her mom returning.
User avatar #293 to #198 - swimmingprodigy
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the weird thing is, I wasnt like the picture was. I didn't lose my boner, I kept it for the whole 40 minutes. I was amazed
User avatar #301 to #293 - ahjay
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It's like an "in the moment" sorta thing. We gotta keep going or my dick just flops like a ************. I felt kinda bad with my first blowjob, I had to think of ways to make me cum faster just because she was so bad at it. Too bad I couldn't finish because my Dad called saying he was right outside the house.


Blue balls hit me terribly later that night.
User avatar #316 to #301 - swimmingprodigy
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i dont get blue balls ever. It's weird. This has happened 3 or 4 times, I dont remember how many tims she blew me, but every single time she would not finish. And i didnt get blue balls
User avatar #214 to #158 - tiagodisouza
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me and my gf are having sex since our 4th month together we got a year now AND NOT A SINGLE ************** so far :| i ask but nope :|
User avatar #178 to #158 - bariothguy
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Actually there might be another thing... There are some guys that can't cum unless they are touching their penis. It's psychological thing 'caused by too much masturbation. If you wanna be sure it's not it try getting your dick sucked by another girl or having sex.
User avatar #292 to #178 - swimmingprodigy
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and no I dont think it's that because during the last 11 minutes there was a time where I felt like if she kept goign, I was goinna cum within the next minute but she either slowed down or stopped, idr which, and that feeling went away completely
User avatar #291 to #178 - swimmingprodigy
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pffft you say that like you just told me to go to the bathroom or take out the garbage. Like it's the easiest thing in the world
User avatar #302 to #291 - bariothguy
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All you have to do is go out a couple of times and you'll get lucky once.
#59 - theblastradius
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my personal record is 12 is one day...
my personal record is 12 is one day...
#276 to #59 - lordmoldywart
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I feel sorry for you
User avatar #69 to #59 - woonanon
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Mine too.

Started to hurt after a while.
User avatar #73 to #69 - sanshiiuum
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19. I broke this skin at 17, but got bored later.
User avatar #5 - sweetsighlullaby
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I schlick everyday, it's part of the daily routine. That chick is rude.
#21 to #5 - anon id: a4544b1d
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What you said: I shlick everyday
What you meant: I'm a girl lol!! Gimme thumbs!!21! Haha I shlick I'm so cool!211@!
User avatar #23 to #21 - sweetsighlullaby
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That's not what I meant at all :/ I'm sure no one on funnyjunk cares that I'm female. I just stated a fact, why does that make me a thumbwhore?
#131 to #23 - lambocj
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Ignore them. A lot of people of this website bandwagon with things, a lot of them having to be negative lol.
Ignore them. A lot of people of this website bandwagon with things, a lot of them having to be negative lol.
User avatar #25 to #23 - duudegladiator
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is it bad that i care?
User avatar #26 to #25 - sweetsighlullaby
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Why do you care? Did I offend you? :/ I'm sorry
User avatar #27 to #26 - duudegladiator
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No. nvm. forget it posted.
#58 to #5 - EjaculationMan
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you must have developed a pretty strong wrist
User avatar #60 to #58 - sweetsighlullaby
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I played trombone in a brass band for 8 years. My wrist is a strong motherf-er
User avatar #61 to #60 - EjaculationMan
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now how long it takes you to get off?
User avatar #322 to #61 - blackcomet
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3-5 hours for me. What about you?
#172 to #5 - anon id: 77952833
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damn you are such a ******* thumbwhore.
User avatar #323 to #5 - blackcomet
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What kind of regiment are you on?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - sweetsighlullaby
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I don't mind friend requests :) friends are good
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User avatar #12 to #11 - sweetsighlullaby
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I'm not afraid. If you're nice to people it doesn't matter what kind of intentions they have, they will be nice back.
#15 to #12 - TheFullMonty
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Comment Picture
User avatar #17 to #15 - sweetsighlullaby
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I'm going to Pikachu in the shower, but Riachu an apology?
#28 to #17 - notafunnyguy
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someone should push this whale back into the ocean it's trying to fit in with humans
#71 to #28 - furrytoes
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User avatar #31 to #28 - fuggy
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you are notafunnyguy
#76 to #12 - Tortellini
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I'm gonna have to disagree there. While that's a good way to approach life, it's good to understand that that's not always true. Most people are good. But some really and truly are selfish.
User avatar #10 to #8 - sweetsighlullaby
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But thank you for the Warning, Sir.