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#3 - fuckmerunnin
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(08/06/2012) [-]
#30 to #3 - axlsummer
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(08/06/2012) [-]
well, i wasn't alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth so good thing it has been reposted
#48 to #3 - krasnoyarsky
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(08/06/2012) [-]
I am suprised to see Bartoszewski's face in here. But he's a good example of an old caveman i guess.
#35 - usernameerror
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(08/06/2012) [-]
Cave Johnson here to unveil aperture's latest product THE BUS. Basically it's a giant sardine can on wheels used to transport the poor. Whoops, apparently I was supposed to say 'general public' guess some people are touchy on what they call these sad excuses for human beings. Anyways, we took out the airbags because we wanted to spice things up a bit. Now you can live every waking moment not knowing you're gonna live or die on this thing. If you're so concerned about a 'safe' bus, why don't you dump in $5,000 dollars worth of safety equpment into each bus? (that's an estimate there pal, boys in the lab were laughing when I made up that number. Apparently its way higher).

Cave Johnson, we're done here
#103 - Barinade
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#104 to #103 - Barinade
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#124 to #104 - feelythefeel
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#127 to #124 - Barinade
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#4 - killakahn
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#5 to #4 - Vpirate [OP]
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(08/06/2012) [-]
I love that gif

Addy stickied it once
#7 to #5 - killakahn
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#79 to #4 - seniorpokeman
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Plasmids, with Ryan Industries.
#101 - ShadeElement ONLINE
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Do you have any idea how much MASS a school bus has?

If you are ever in an accident so bad that a BUS is on the losing end of that physics equation, then a two inch strap of nylon isn't gonna be much help.
#114 to #101 - ShadeElement ONLINE
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(08/07/2012) [-]
In before someone mentions airliners.

Passenger jets have seatbelts to hold you in place during extreme turbulance and rough landings.
You assume the crash position only because it makes it easier to kiss your ass goodbye.
Seatbelt or no, if you go down you're probably ******.
#59 - armordkar
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(08/07/2012) [-]
well obviously if you have 2 in a car and the car crashes and 1 dies then that is 1/2 of the children dead but if you have 50 in a bus and 10 die that is only 1/5 of the childeren dead
#28 - fhqwghads
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(08/06/2012) [-]
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#37 to #28 - anon
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(08/06/2012) [-]
I waited for that day to come, never did.
#96 - fatbabie **User deleted account**
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#119 to #96 - oniguru
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Busted.
#105 to #96 - nzphunter
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Fus-Ro-Dah!
#115 to #105 - ZakyNine
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(08/07/2012) [-]
*Bus Ro Dah
#49 - pepemex
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(08/06/2012) [-]
I live in a small city in Mexico and I never wear it... I didn't even when I was a child. **** yeah that feeling of absolute freedom... enjoy your totalitarian police forcing you to put that thing on "for your own good".
#70 to #49 - breadstickez
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(08/07/2012) [-]
When I was in mexico there were armed guards patrolling the streets in military uniform. I'll enjoy my increased chance of survival and not being under constant military supervision.
#77 to #49 - masterboll
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(08/07/2012) [-]
>**** yeah that feeling of absolute freedom
>forcing you to put that thing on "for your own good"

are you ...retarded?
#91 to #49 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account**
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#51 to #49 - dopethatsmoke
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#76 to #49 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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(08/07/2012) [-]
I'd say civilians in Mexico have it far worse than most others and their "totalitarian police", what with all the drug murders happening everywhere all the time...

Also seat belts have been proven time and again to save lives, so there's that...
#50 to #49 - challengefailed
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(08/07/2012) [-]
#55 to #49 - bagguhsleep
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Yeah. Stupid police. Trying to save lives an' ****.
Bunch'a idiots.
#60 to #55 - pepemex
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(08/07/2012) [-]
>Implying seatbelts save lives
>Implying their not dangerous too
>Implying it's not my problem if I live or die
#39 - generalshawn
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(08/06/2012) [-]
They do have a metal bar at tooth level