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User avatar #173 - jjristine
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Once a couple black ants were taking food home.Some red ant terrorists showed up and started attacking them.Before I knew it a militia of black ants formed to hold off the red ants while the others ran away with the You need to login to view this link looked like a small battle at first but when I looked closer it was a war.This one black ant was standing on a small bump in my patio observing the battle.He appeared to be a general.A red ant sneaked up on the general and dragged him into the crack.I felt like I had a job,a calling.I grabbed the magnifying glass from my house and burned a group of red ants then You need to login to view this link then the two sides merged into one and I couldnt risk hurting the black ants.A small group of ants managed to endure the harsh conditions of battle and took over the crack the red ants were emerging You need to login to view this link looked like it was the end but the war was far from over.Red ants started emerging from every crack in my patio.The black ants were surrounded.I went in for another air strike but by then the sun was about You need to login to view this link seemed all was lost.But then a ant emerged from a crack.Then another and another.Before I knew it the battle field was infested with black You need to login to view this link was over.The war was won.The great battle of my porch was won by the black ants.
User avatar #177 to #173 - CowPatty
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Then you remembered that you're supposed to use spaces after periods.
User avatar #175 to #173 - jjristine
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(08/07/2012) [-]
Sorry some stuff turned into links
User avatar #186 to #175 - vatra
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(08/07/2012) [-]
I was so confused, I was thinking there was some sort of masterfully crafted, subtle joke in those links.