Pokemon Pickup Lines. . Mall, magma , mru) DU' RE HEW m G HGTV NEED A BURN HEAL I MUST NEED AWAKENING CAUSE I JUST UNI} THE GIRL or MY DREAMS WE' RE SD Di NEED
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Pokemon Pickup Lines

Mall,
magma , mru)
DU' RE HEW
m G HGTV NEED A
BURN HEAL
I MUST NEED AWAKENING
CAUSE I JUST UNI} THE GIRL
or MY DREAMS
WE' RE SD Di
NEED AN MEAL
JUST ‘IE CHILL ' M 1%
I SLIPPED EDIE FAISON IN
EUR DRINK
GO OUTWITH HE AND l’ LL GIVE
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Submitted: 08/06/2012
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User avatar #8 - mylifeasacomic (08/06/2012) [-]
GOD DAMNMIT YOU'RE UGLY!

Thank god for my escape rope!
#1 - ryanwilson (08/06/2012) [-]
**ryanwilson rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Auto-Correct strikes again **
#6 to #1 - nippuhl (08/06/2012) [-]
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Go for it.
#68 to #6 - nwmirite (08/07/2012) [-]
You username makes me lol
You username makes me lol
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#19 - arbie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - iAmAWizard (08/06/2012) [-]
>"I slipped some poison in your drink"

And you wonder why you're alone, OP?
User avatar #2 - dunkleosteus (08/06/2012) [-]
That last one is creepy as **** . Isn't that rape...?
User avatar #3 to #2 - tacticulbacon ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
that's the joke
User avatar #4 to #3 - dunkleosteus (08/06/2012) [-]
But... the others were clever or witty, this joke doesn't follow the pattern. It would be like Elmo hinting that he got herpes from his gay partner. It just doesn't fit.
#5 to #4 - rotosushi (08/06/2012) [-]
whwh what!?
whwh what!?
#10 to #4 - hatt (08/06/2012) [-]
i have not laughed that hard in ages thank you sir....
i have not laughed that hard in ages thank you sir....
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User avatar #17 - ruinsage (08/06/2012) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't use that last one with people you don't know...
User avatar #36 - paradox (08/06/2012) [-]
im pretty sure that last one is date rape.
#27 - jetech (08/06/2012) [-]
I'm I the only one who never uses this **** when I play pokemon?
User avatar #46 to #27 - demonicchimera (08/06/2012) [-]
A kindred spirit. I sell them to raise funds for more Pokeballs.
#54 - Rascal (08/06/2012) [-]
Are you an elixer? cuz u just made my PP go up
#48 - hauntzor (08/06/2012) [-]
Hey babe, are you sure you're not an HM?

Cuz you're unforgettable.
#67 to #48 - Rascal (08/07/2012) [-]
I would cream myself if the pic was real.
#62 - philomena (08/07/2012) [-]
that last one....
#55 - kademan (08/06/2012) [-]
are you pikachu? because your shockingly beautiful
#50 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/06/2012) [-]
and this
and this
User avatar #52 to #50 - SKiraL (08/06/2012) [-]
That is horrifying.
#53 to #52 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/06/2012) [-]
pallet cleanser?
pallet cleanser?
#37 - lebestusernameever (08/06/2012) [-]
''Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night."
''Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night."
#58 to #37 - housted (08/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#33 - divinity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - perfectcomment (08/06/2012) [-]
I have too much time on my hands. Enjoy the singular images.
#32 to #31 - perfectcomment (08/06/2012) [-]
And that's all of them. Hope they come in handy? this last one is so wrong...
User avatar #11 - Rollerofdouble (08/06/2012) [-]
The last ones more a threat than a pick up line
#43 - hoboinabox (08/06/2012) [-]
You better have burn heal!
#39 - youfayl (08/06/2012) [-]
"I wanna put my Onix in your Cloyster."
#24 - lawlzeeful (08/06/2012) [-]
Maybe if you used this instead:   
"I bet any guy you've been with felt like poison.   
Don't worry, I'm the antidote."   
   
...It sounded better in my head...at least it doesn't sound like rape anymore...gif of how dumb I feel...
Maybe if you used this instead:
"I bet any guy you've been with felt like poison.
Don't worry, I'm the antidote."

...It sounded better in my head...at least it doesn't sound like rape anymore...gif of how dumb I feel...
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