Pokemon Pickup Lines. . Mall, magma , mru) DU' RE HEW m G HGTV NEED A BURN HEAL I MUST NEED AWAKENING CAUSE I JUST UNI} THE GIRL or MY DREAMS WE' RE SD Di NEED
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Pokemon Pickup Lines

Mall,
magma , mru)
DU' RE HEW
m G HGTV NEED A
BURN HEAL
I MUST NEED AWAKENING
CAUSE I JUST UNI} THE GIRL
or MY DREAMS
WE' RE SD Di
NEED AN MEAL
JUST ‘IE CHILL ' M 1%
I SLIPPED EDIE FAISON IN
EUR DRINK
GO OUTWITH HE AND l’ LL GIVE
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Submitted: 08/06/2012
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User avatar #8 - mylifeasacomic (08/06/2012) [-]
GOD DAMNMIT YOU'RE UGLY!

Thank god for my escape rope!
User avatar #2 - dunkleosteus (08/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
That last one is creepy as **** . Isn't that rape...?
#1 - ryanwilson (08/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**ryanwilson rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Auto-Correct strikes again **
#14 - iAmAWizard (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>"I slipped some poison in your drink"

And you wonder why you're alone, OP?
+28
#19 - arbie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - perfectcomment (08/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I have too much time on my hands. Enjoy the singular images.
#32 to #31 - perfectcomment (08/06/2012) [-]
And that's all of them. Hope they come in handy? this last one is so wrong...
User avatar #17 - ruinsage (08/06/2012) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't use that last one with people you don't know...
#37 - lebestusernameever (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
''Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night."
''Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night."
User avatar #36 - paradox (08/06/2012) [-]
im pretty sure that last one is date rape.
#27 - jetech (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm I the only one who never uses this **** when I play pokemon?
#48 - hauntzor (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey babe, are you sure you're not an HM?

Cuz you're unforgettable.
#62 - philomena (08/07/2012) [-]
that last one....
#55 - kademan (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
are you pikachu? because your shockingly beautiful
#50 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and this
and this
User avatar #11 - Rollerofdouble (08/06/2012) [-]
The last ones more a threat than a pick up line
+5
#33 - divinity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 - lawlzeeful (08/06/2012) [-]
Maybe if you used this instead:   
"I bet any guy you've been with felt like poison.   
Don't worry, I'm the antidote."   
   
...It sounded better in my head...at least it doesn't sound like rape anymore...gif of how dumb I feel...
Maybe if you used this instead:
"I bet any guy you've been with felt like poison.
Don't worry, I'm the antidote."

...It sounded better in my head...at least it doesn't sound like rape anymore...gif of how dumb I feel...
#43 - hoboinabox (08/06/2012) [-]
You better have burn heal!
#39 - youfayl ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
"I wanna put my Onix in your Cloyster."
#23 - edgeomatic (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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