Login or register
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#32 - rawyouth
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(08/06/2012) [-]
Customer: Excuse me i asked for a whole donut?
Employee: Yes, sir that is a hole donut...
Customer: no a WHOLE donut
Employee: Sir, the hole is right there see?
Customer: No i dont want a Hole
Employee: do you want to share it?
customer : no i want it all but without the hole
Employee: sir that is a paradox, whole and all are the same thing
Customer: i want the middle of the donut
Employee: there is a hole in the middle of the donut
Customer: exactly!
Employee: you want the whole hole of the donut?
Customer: YES!
Employee: that will be 2 dollars
Customer: thank you... wait there is nothing in this bag?
Employee: no sir its filled with donut holes, enjoy!
#42 to #32 - buttholee
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(08/06/2012) [-]
actually, these deep fried wonders are donut holes, they're the dough that used to be in the middle. They used to either throw away the dough, or re-add it to the batch, but later they'd just deep fry them, and sell them as donut holes, or in Canada, we refer to them as "timbits", because of Tim Hortons
User avatar #88 to #42 - rawyouth
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/06/2012) [-]
are you suggesting to me that they make donuts in circles then cut the middle out?
instead of rollling them in a sausage shape then joining both ends together?
User avatar #89 to #88 - buttholee
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/06/2012) [-]
it's actually easier
because making them into sausage, you'd do it yourself, but with this method, they have a bunch of dough, get a counter, cut a glob of dough, then take the middle out
#38 to #32 - anon id: 417ad678
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/06/2012) [-]
lol thats genius, Oh no wait, thats ****.