Wut. wut wut wut wut. I s I In l waves m itll.; K, ill BL In THE I' M A SLUT PM MDII% HIM WHAT I. "I'm gay because I'm a late bloomer" no, you're gay for dudes "I'm a whore because I have large breasts" no, you're a whore for guys left an wut
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#393 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#337 - Just Another Guy (08/05/2012) [-]
im dolan. becoz i accualy is dolan
User avatar #348 to #337 - alphagex (08/05/2012) [-]
dulun pls
#389 to #348 - Rascal (08/05/2012) [-]
doleen peeze
#341 to #337 - Rascal (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #349 to #341 - alphagex (08/05/2012) [-]
actulie is gubbybringer
#340 to #337 - likeamoss (08/05/2012) [-]
took me a while to read that without getting tongue tied
took me a while to read that without getting tongue tied
User avatar #350 to #340 - alphagex (08/05/2012) [-]
make porn of that so i fap while thinking of vanessa ccruiz tom cruise mother
#176 - lebestusernameever (08/05/2012) [-]
I am a Zombie because I ate someones face
User avatar #312 to #176 - ishouldplayzelda (08/05/2012) [-]
zombies have died and come back from the dead. you're a cannibal
User avatar #326 to #176 - thewerewolfmilitia (08/05/2012) [-]
maybe you'll think twice before think that guy was yesterday's leftover mashed potatoes, huh?
#256 - pimpvader (08/05/2012) [-]
**pimpvader rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at hotdog down a hallway ** You are an IDIOT for forgiving him!
**pimpvader rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at hotdog down a hallway ** You are an IDIOT for forgiving him!
#205 - bandal (08/05/2012) [-]
intense
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#208 to #205 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#180 - hitlersoneballsack (08/05/2012) [-]
im a war criminal because i have child soldiers
User avatar #45 - BeaverBalls (08/05/2012) [-]
i dont call a girl fat if she doesnt wear a size 2




i call a girl fat when she looks like an offensive linemen
#58 to #45 - Rascal (08/05/2012) [-]
HEY! I am an offensive line man and that was offensive... heh 6'3" 304 lbs... I like my bitches curvyyyy
User avatar #62 to #58 - BeaverBalls (08/05/2012) [-]
im an offensive linemen too 6'2 about 330
#71 to #62 - pretzalman (08/05/2012) [-]
Hey shut the **** up you make me feel bad for only being 6' and 210 and being a LT
User avatar #173 to #71 - odapac (08/05/2012) [-]
6' 4" 180 pound wide receiver and free safety, so you got my thumbs up because without you big bastards my life would suck SO MUCH.
User avatar #153 to #71 - PoisinSandwich (08/05/2012) [-]
I am 6'2 and 145. you can stop feeling bad now.
#149 to #71 - jakeattack ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
its okay im RG and 6' 225 lbs
#85 to #62 - amuttbutt (08/05/2012) [-]
What is your 40? and btw I am mainly a DT but I play both ways... but what is your 40?
User avatar #102 to #85 - BeaverBalls (08/05/2012) [-]
lol like 7 im a slow ******
#106 to #102 - amuttbutt (08/05/2012) [-]
Ah that's okay... haha mine is a 5.5 I am trying to cut it even more though because In order to get into the D I college that I have been talking to I have to run at least a 5.3 but I am also only going to be a sophomore so I have time.
#87 to #62 - amuttbutt (08/05/2012) [-]
oh and also this is my account (anon)
#429 - theasguard (08/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#460 to #429 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#465 to #429 - Rascal (08/05/2012) [-]
Damn you! you win this round! i wanted to post it.

User avatar #434 to #429 - thechosentroll (08/05/2012) [-]
Awkwaaaaaaaaard.
#436 to #429 - RajonRondo (08/05/2012) [-]
WHY DID I LAUGH!?!?
#430 to #429 - sundip (08/05/2012) [-]
Oh, god..   
   
My sides.
Oh, god..

My sides.
#363 - zuflux ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
No, he's gay because no man in existence dresses and sings that gayly.
He's straight, probably. But it doesn't sound or look like it.
User avatar #400 to #363 - tvfreakuk (08/05/2012) [-]
I present thee; something gayer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y1w0rwUHTs
User avatar #404 to #400 - SgtObvious (08/05/2012) [-]
Why do you even know what this is
#409 to #404 - tvfreakuk (08/05/2012) [-]
Why do you think?
User avatar #159 - mesocorny ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
justin bieber isn't gay... he's a faggot. a gay person likes the same sex. justin beiber is just an annoying little prick and a hence - a faggot.
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#418 - Rascal (08/05/2012) [-]
No, you're not fat because you're not a size 2. You're fat because you're a size 16.
#277 - wumbology (08/05/2012) [-]
to be fair, adele IS overweight. it's not judgmental or anything to say so. it's just a fact.
User avatar #293 to #277 - charasmaticjdub (08/05/2012) [-]
We're all thumbing up your picture because the fat celebrity interests us.
#295 to #277 - archgamers (08/05/2012) [-]
I find her more attractive this way...
User avatar #287 to #277 - infiniteduress (08/05/2012) [-]
she agrees with you so there really isn't a problem.

the problem is when you call a woman, who thinks she is a perfect 10/10, fat then she gets all up in your face and you suffocate inside her giant titties
#186 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
I'm "racist" because I lynched some *******
#31 - jihadmeathello (08/04/2012) [-]
i think beiber is a fag because the combination of his ego, naivete, and flat out stupidity, added to the reality that he was handed a successful career, rather than busting his ass to the top of the charts (while he acts like a hardcore self-starter) coalesce into a lesbian haired want to be "baller" "swagger" ******** etc.

and if you bother to listen to rihanna speak, i think you'll find she sounds mentally handicapped. the proof is in her going back to chris...
User avatar #37 to #31 - garrettjacobsen (08/05/2012) [-]
Would you mind if I look at this for inspiration for one of my own anti - self generation rants?
#60 to #37 - jihadmeathello (08/05/2012) [-]
go for it. i'd be honored.
it's a blessing to have a site like fj where you can point out the stupidity of our generation and today's pop culture without being blasted against by every kid with his head up his ass.
User avatar #69 to #60 - garrettjacobsen (08/05/2012) [-]
I took your points, threw in some of mine, and reworded the entire thing to my standards.
Thank you for the permission, I would never take it if you didn't think I should.
User avatar #49 to #31 - aldheim (08/05/2012) [-]
Everybody in the celebrity world is retarded.
User avatar #8 - horehey (08/04/2012) [-]
"I'm gay because I'm a late bloomer" no, you're gay for ******* dudes
"I'm a whore because I have large breasts" no, you're a whore for ******* guys left and right
"i'm an idiot because I forgave him" no, you're an idiot because his apology was ******** and he's definitely gonna do it again
"I'm immature because I share my story" no, you're immature because your story has lots of jokes only 12 year olds laugh at.
"I'm fat because I'm not a size 2" no, you're fat because you can't shut your gob.
"I'm a slut because i'm dating him" no, you're a slut for dating a guy who obviously only wants to **** you.
"I'm crazy because I did what I wanted" no, you're crazy for doing something no sane or logical person would do.
Questions?
#487 to #8 - bcmn (08/05/2012) [-]
I was gonna ask you about the whole Justin Bieber contradiction....but then I saw your comment below. Carry on (Y)
User avatar #138 to #8 - funnyjvnk (08/05/2012) [-]

"I'm gay because I was a late bloomer" No, you're gay because you suck dick for fun.
"I'm a whore because I have large breasts" No, you're a whore because you sucked off a dude in a men's bathroom for 5 dollars.
"I'm fake because I dress the way I want" No, you're fake because "You dress up in cheaper materials" (Exact definition)
"I'm an idiot because I forgave him" Yeah, that's the exact reason you're an idiot.
"I'm immature because I share my story" No, you're immature because you think the the entire world revolves around you. (Or what you did in the story)
"I'm fat because I'm not a size two." No, you're fat because you're a size 22.
"I'm a slut because I'm dating him" No, you're a slut because you're dating EVERYONE
"I'm crazy because I did what I wanted" If you wanted to kill everyone in the entire world, and you've successfully did it. Are you crazy?
User avatar #14 to #8 - kumabear (08/04/2012) [-]
who's the top middle and the bottom left one?
User avatar #16 to #14 - thepopcorneater (08/04/2012) [-]
I think the bottom left one is Selena Gomez
#402 to #14 - Rascal (08/05/2012) [-]
I think the order is:
Justin Bieber Katy Perry Lady GaGa
Rihanna Taylor Swift Adele
Selena Gomez Avril Lavigne ..We all know who that is.
#263 to #14 - numbahs (08/05/2012) [-]
Top middle is Katy perry bottom left is Selena Gomez
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#229 to #14 - dovahkitteh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#137 to #8 - Rascal (08/05/2012) [-]
have you ever watched God Bless America?
maybe he killed them because their phones weren't turned off or were talking
User avatar #147 to #137 - maternation (08/05/2012) [-]
i loved that movie.
#143 - joshofsouls (08/05/2012) [-]


I'm a DISGUSTING because I peed on a 14 year old.
#197 to #143 - timetostopposting (08/05/2012) [-]
I think you just accidentally your sentence.
#151 to #143 - Rascal (08/05/2012) [-]
I'm a disgusting...?

wat...
#156 to #151 - joshofsouls (08/05/2012) [-]
Son of a bitch...
#453 - xchikoritax (08/05/2012) [-]
Such a misunderstood
#228 - sissywoo (08/05/2012) [-]
im a wibbidiwop because i can wop the wiip wipp shing shong
#203 - theuntitledmeme (08/05/2012) [-]
Im a rebel because i fight for freedom.
#11 - ballzach (08/04/2012) [-]
carlos hancock kills 93 Vietnamese and he's a hero

This dude kills 12 movie goers and hes criminally insane

jk butthurts
User avatar #13 to #11 - kumabear (08/04/2012) [-]
R700?
#29 to #13 - bilyjoe (08/04/2012) [-]
he used a Winchester model 70
#19 to #11 - Rascal (08/04/2012) [-]
*Hathcock
#317 to #11 - ishouldplayzelda (08/05/2012) [-]
i know you're kidding but i want to point this out anyway.
there is a difference between a group of armed vietnamese hostiles who are willing to kill you if you don't kill them first and a theater full of innocent people who just went there to see a movie and eat popcorn.

mfw the theater shooting probably could have been ended rather quickly or entirely avoided if everyone in the audience had been concealed/open carrying handguns. seriously, why do people bitch about these things happening and not arm themselves? that's why you're allowed to carry a ******* gun around. to prevent bad people from committing crimes like this. and yes i am butthurt that it was a "gun free zone". three should be no such thing as a gun free zone
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#22 to #21 - ballzach (08/04/2012) [-]
Just gona go ahead and enlarge this for you
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