Out of curiosity I read the first book. It is very badly written and hardly porn at all. It isn't very descriptive in parts that you're all considering porn, which don't arise as often as you all think.

It's very polite when discussing anything sexual. It's not female porn at all. It's a book with a few mild sex scenes. The Grey dude is a ginger wank and the girl is a whiny, easily manipulated idiot.

I'd consider Twilight sexier. And I ******* hate that **** too.