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Facebook burn. Some dumb bitch on facebook started arguing with me. Sorry if I offended anyone. About the Nick kid, he's a friend of a friend who sided with me

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Sorry if I offended anyone.
About the Nick kid, he's a friend of a friend who sided with me halfway through.
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User avatar #27 - xzombx (08/03/2012) [-]
You in no way burned that girl. While I was reading that, I honestly thought you were supposed to be the dumb facebook person. Your assumptions of the future and people's dreams dying is ridiculous. I dream of being a game designer and I'm currently studying to be one, so you're saying that in 3 years something will happen that completely destroy my dream and my higher education. You also completely took out of proportion her comment of God, which in no way was trying to prove a higher power, that is simply what she believes and can sue that term as she fits. I honestly can't believe you are getting thumbs for this, because 1. It isn't funny. 2. You are retarded according to your facebook. 3. That girl was completely right about using YOLO as to visit countries and do things you only have one chance for, ever hear of Carpe Diem? They mean the same thing, but I would say Carpe Diem is more intelligent, but that was the point she was making. You are so caught up in your arrogant argument and nonsensical thinking that you didn't even listen to reason. Oh, and go ahead and red thumb this comment or even delete it. At least one or two people will see this.
User avatar #28 to #27 - garrettjacobsen (08/03/2012) [-]
I refuse to take down your point. You have a valid stance. However, you are taking it incorrectly. I am saying that kids who say they are going to be ridiculous things have no idea what the real world is like and still use it as a gloating point.
User avatar #29 to #28 - xzombx (08/03/2012) [-]
Being a Doctor isn't a ridiculous dream or a pro athlete. There are many many ways to achieve both of those goals. I'm not one of those little kids either, I'm 18 and pay for 3/4ths of the things I need or want. I know what the world is like and it's hard to get out and complete your dreams and be something, but anyone can do it with enough determination and persistence. That's not the point I was making though. That girl wasn't burned, she had a valid point. Instead of saying YOLO and going to different countries I would say Carpe Diem or nothing at all, but the point she was trying to make was that it can be used correctly, which it can. I'm just saying overall that you didn't burn her and shouldn't feel proud because she had a valid point. Stuff like this shouldn't be on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #31 to #29 - garrettjacobsen (08/03/2012) [-]
You have every right to your opinion seeing as how you are successful in your own way. I'm not going to argue with you about this because the one thing I've learned is that when someone has or thinks they have a valid point they will never give up.
User avatar #30 to #29 - xzombx (08/03/2012) [-]
Just to add on: My friend wanted to be an Aeronautical Physicist and that is what he is studying to become.
User avatar #32 to #30 - garrettjacobsen (08/03/2012) [-]
That's fantastic, I wanted to be a pilot and I'm in piloting classes.
That doesn't mean the majority of people with ludicrous dreams don't get them crushed.
User avatar #33 to #27 - weinerdick (08/04/2012) [-]
Just uh... hoppin' in on this thread.
What I took from Garrett was that the retards who usually use YOLO are indeed retards.
Like if the person studying to be a doctor failed out and just said YOLO about it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - xzombx (08/04/2012) [-]
Well yea then it would be retarded, but the girl he was apparently "burning" had a logical argument and was in no way burned.
User avatar #35 to #34 - weinerdick (08/04/2012) [-]
Fair enough
#43 to #27 - noobiereaper (08/04/2012) [-]
Do you use the term YOLO?
User avatar #48 to #43 - xzombx (08/05/2012) [-]
I do not actually. It is usually used in an unintelligent way, USUALLY, and is often pinned with the unintelligent. Carpe Diem is a much more sophisticated way to go about saying YOLO.
#23 - daviddanger (08/03/2012) [-]
I Was waiting for some random person to respond at the end with something along the lines of "I is educated and has Swag."
User avatar #36 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (08/04/2012) [-]
You're not cool, you didn't "burn" that girl. You're an asshole.
User avatar #37 to #36 - garrettjacobsen (08/04/2012) [-]
Thanks for the opinion.
User avatar #25 - PurpleAtrocity (08/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #45 - terrathetenricktwo (08/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - garrettjacobsen (08/04/2012) [-]
I actually laughed when I saw that.
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User avatar #38 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
You sound intelligent.

You're also a dick.
User avatar #39 to #38 - garrettjacobsen (08/04/2012) [-]

Don't let one post sully your opinion of me, we all have bad days.

I was peer pressured by the furry board into uploading this.
User avatar #40 to #39 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
How on earth does the furry board pressure you into something like this?
User avatar #44 to #40 - garrettjacobsen (08/04/2012) [-]
I don't know.
I'm scared.
#24 - noobiereaper (08/03/2012) [-]
Any good replies? If able, please post the follow up :)
User avatar #26 to #24 - garrettjacobsen (08/03/2012) [-]
There have been some, waiting for more, will post, subscribe?
#42 to #26 - noobiereaper (08/04/2012) [-]
Meh, I rather just check your profile from time to time
User avatar #21 - pwnagraphy (08/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #20 - GeorgeBush (08/03/2012) [-]
I enjoyed this
#8 - rhodesgirl (08/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #12 to #8 - garrettjacobsen (08/03/2012) [-]
Ay gurl. I can say that now and have it be literal.

Glad you enjoyed my post.
User avatar #14 to #12 - rhodesgirl (08/03/2012) [-]
Lol, ^-^
#7 - zarallyn (08/03/2012) [-]
I agree with this, but did you really have to say "autistic four year old" I, being autistic myself, do not find that funny.
User avatar #9 to #7 - rhodesgirl (08/03/2012) [-]
But are you four years old?

User avatar #11 to #9 - zarallyn (08/03/2012) [-]
I was at one, point but i dont find it funny when someone calls another autistic
User avatar #10 to #7 - garrettjacobsen (08/03/2012) [-]
I apologize for any offence you may have taken while reading my post.
User avatar #13 to #10 - zarallyn (08/03/2012) [-]
I am just wondering did you really needed to say that.
Im not raging, or offended because you said it, it just didnt seem necessary it say that.
#16 to #7 - have (08/03/2012) [-]
Welcome to the internet, when others find something funny when you do not.
User avatar #17 to #16 - zarallyn (08/03/2012) [-]
Yes, i know this, iv done to the internet before
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User avatar #5 to #4 - garrettjacobsen (08/03/2012) [-]
I know I'm not the smartest but you don't have to say that :'(

I know you meant her
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User avatar #1 - MRGamer (08/03/2012) [-]
This was priceless.
User avatar #2 to #1 - garrettjacobsen (08/03/2012) [-]
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