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Mental Status

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Submitted: 08/03/2012
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#4 - peytonwatnow (08/03/2012) [-]
>Buy dog   
>Tell girls you take care of the mentally diabled   
>Get laid   
>Profit
>Buy dog
>Tell girls you take care of the mentally diabled
>Get laid
>Profit
User avatar #300 to #4 - lieutenantderp (08/04/2012) [-]
You must have divided by 0!
User avatar #229 to #4 - hipopatonims (08/04/2012) [-]
I do take care of mentally retarded people. **** gets crazy sometimes.
#89 to #4 - flomosho (08/04/2012) [-]
diabled
#80 to #4 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
>Don't buy dog
>Still tell girls that you take care of the mentally disabled
>Get rejected
>Browse FunnyJunk
>Cry yourself to sleep
#85 to #4 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
Question, how did you post this 10 hours ago if the content was only posted 9 hours ago?
User avatar #90 to #85 - ainoninom (08/04/2012) [-]
****

WHAT THE ****
#93 to #90 - roofeeoh (08/04/2012) [-]
what the............ how did...........wut??
what the............ how did...........wut??
#255 to #85 - scarletspider (08/04/2012) [-]
And it's not even the first comment!?
And it's not even the first comment!?
#214 to #85 - HumbertoL (08/04/2012) [-]
Well you see.... umm....
#153 to #85 - egor (08/04/2012) [-]
GOOD QUESTION
GOOD QUESTION
User avatar #279 to #85 - peytonwatnow (08/04/2012) [-]
Skills. Determination. And lots of drugs.
#134 to #85 - cumeater (08/04/2012) [-]
what the...
what the...
#8 - pollux (08/03/2012) [-]
#113 to #8 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
Why the **** did you have to circle that?
#116 to #113 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
He didn't. It was already circled
#40 - UgotPWNED (08/03/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when i posted this a year ago and got 12 thumbs.
User avatar #48 to #40 - ihavefever (08/03/2012) [-]
unlucky :/
User avatar #115 to #40 - shitshitshit (08/04/2012) [-]
well i guess you could say UgotPWNED
#187 to #115 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
Why did he get thumbed down? He's citing the commenter's username.
User avatar #278 to #187 - theoriginalzombie (08/04/2012) [-]
Just because a joke makes sense, doesn't mean it's funny
User avatar #43 to #40 - paradoxfag (08/03/2012) [-]
-Insert your username here-
#69 - tonyspinners (08/04/2012) [-]
Name: Didney Worl
Code Number: Potato and a half
Date Available : Please for the love of **** get this thing out of here
Type: Monkey frog squirrel
Breed: Not sure, but somewhere down the line of the dogs ancestry, a pirahnna but ****** a turtle squid, and made whatever the **** you're looking at
Color: I don't ******* know, it's the color of when you don't wipe your ass for an entire week, don't be modest, you've done it too.
Mental Status: yes
Gender: Has 7 nipples, we classify that as "illegal immigrant"
Age: We hope to god this ******* sihtbird isn't older than 1, giving it still some time to get straighten that smartass "I didn't do **** " face out.
Weight: It can float on command, so we haven't been able to verify yet
Location: We haven't gotten conclusive evidence form the lab yet, but we believe we have found a VIP pass from hell in its pocket upon arrival.
#271 to #69 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
#238 to #69 - Roofio (08/04/2012) [-]
Lost it at weight.
#272 to #69 - lulzinmyroflcopter (08/04/2012) [-]
You made me laugh so 			*******		 hard, I woke up my dad. Thank you tonyspinners that was 			*******		 genius
You made me laugh so ******* hard, I woke up my dad. Thank you tonyspinners that was ******* genius
#74 to #69 - psikid (08/04/2012) [-]
You sir, are a brilliant bastard.
#75 to #69 - midboe (08/04/2012) [-]
Good job.
Good job.
User avatar #111 to #69 - shitshitshit (08/04/2012) [-]
"It can float on command"

oh god im dying
#131 to #111 - tonyspinners (08/04/2012) [-]
Just try to hold on! I'lll save you!
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#102 - impossiblemyazz (08/04/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that legitly wants this dog.? you couldnt even be mad at home with this thing around.
User avatar #104 to #102 - creatureshepard (08/04/2012) [-]
I do too :3
#61 - rabbitfood (08/03/2012) [-]
that reminded me of this
User avatar #208 to #162 - prozmbieeater (08/04/2012) [-]
make it say: not even the children were spared.
#96 - shakeeb (08/04/2012) [-]
**shakeeb rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at the feels **
MFW I have a retarded mental status
User avatar #97 to #96 - orichic (08/04/2012) [-]
I expect great Green in your future.
User avatar #1 - tyske (08/03/2012) [-]
i think she has to poop
#87 to #1 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
*11
User avatar #339 to #87 - tyske (08/04/2012) [-]
i posted it right before the site went offline 45 min. and thats how the content was resteted in time, but my comment didn't
#86 to #1 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
Question, how did you post this 10 hours ago if the content was only posted 9 hours ago?
#246 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
#215 - reptaur (08/04/2012) [-]
**reptaur rolled a random image posted in comment #399 at James Holmes ** mfw they want $250 for a retarded dog
#257 - vaxidd ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
********		 guys this is old as yellow funnyjunk.
******** guys this is old as yellow funnyjunk.
#268 to #257 - gothdino (08/04/2012) [-]
Oh **** , its scp 1616
#293 to #257 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
WHAT THE ****


This is going into my reaction folder as "WHAT THE **** HAMSTER"
#264 to #257 - cyberusgreen (08/04/2012) [-]
That made me jump, real talk. This is terrifying.
#250 - metajunky (08/04/2012) [-]
ermahgerd

erderpshern
#232 - banush (08/04/2012) [-]
**banush rolls 89**
#170 - callmesenpai (08/04/2012) [-]
Sorry for bad layout :(
#24 - souljaboysafag (08/03/2012) [-]
Who the hell weighs a dog to the ten thousandth of a pound?
#251 - floydrose (08/04/2012) [-]
One of my beagles is epileptic/mentally retarded. He has seizures quite commonly, one day he had about 3 or 4, so he had a stroke. Been walking around with his head tilted to the side ever since. Poor Cooper.
But hey he still kicks ass
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