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#189 - fantomen
Reply +55
(08/04/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>work illegaly as a mechanic
>work is hard, and long, but I get payed taxfree, so the money is good
>one day this stupid bitch shows up unannounced without making an appointment
>we tell her that we're gonna have to charge her extra for not booking a time in advance
>she looses her **** for about 10 minutes
>after a while we ask her what's wrong with the car.
>she says that her husband is a car expert, and he says the fuel pump is broken
>we say" fine, we'll change the fuel pump, but it's gonna take a while because we're gonna have to order the part from europe, but that could have been avoided is she had booked a time in advance."
>she says "oh no, my husband the car expert has already bought the part in advance, it's in the back of the car"
>this is something that pisses off mechanics. it's like bringing your own steak to a restaurant, demanding that the chef cooks it, and then refusing to pay for it.
>well, anyway we have to rip apart half the car to get to the fuel pump
>we rip out the pump, and gaze down into the fuel tank
>the tank looks very empty....very empty
>we pour a few gallons of fuel into the tank, and put the pump back
>the car instantly starts
>the retards were too stupid to realize that they had just run out of gas.
>we put everything back without using the new parts
>we keep the $600 pump
>we are pissed at the lady and her retarded "car expert" husband
>we charge them 500 bucks too much, and they don't even question it.
that's the only time in 8 months that our mechanics shop ever overcharged someone dishonestly. We have done other **** to **** with bad customers though. one time we left a live mouse in some dudes car. another time we smeared the underside of this guy's seat with Gorgonzola.
#217 to #189 - Vondrunk
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(08/04/2012) [-]
You're my hero
#212 to #189 - landrower
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(08/04/2012) [-]
you just made my day :D
but one thing, how the hell could a fuel pump cost 600? I bought mine for about 100, about two months ago...
#221 to #212 - fantomen
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(08/04/2012) [-]
it was for a brand new BMW.
#222 to #221 - landrower
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(08/04/2012) [-]
well, that would make sense...
#218 to #212 - ShroomFish
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(08/04/2012) [-]
Some do cost allot...
#208 to #189 - aquamarch
Reply +3
(08/04/2012) [-]
Eh. Bitch deserved it. As long as you're not doing it to good costumers
Eh. Bitch deserved it. As long as you're not doing it to good costumers
#198 to #189 - trawllor
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(08/04/2012) [-]
going to school for auto mechanics, first time i heard gorgonzola being smeared on someones car for revenge.
surprisingly not the first cheese related "incident" ive heard of.

but all in all, nice job bro.
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#191 to #189 - xbonezbreaker
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(08/04/2012) [-]
You are my hero