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#6 - pinkrubberduck (08/03/2012) [-]
i have very weird dreams, usually they are one of the four here;   
   
1) dreams i can control but are very short   
2) dreams that have no logic, usually in places that don't make sense and keep changing   
3) very very bad dreams, i used to get them a lot but not so much, the most common of these is a zombie apocalypse and my weapon literally vanishes out of my hands.   
4)  dreams that continue, like tv episodes though they are usually months or even years apart, i could tell you about one that started years ago and keeps continuing if anyone cares...   
   
Yeah i only did that because i'm bored, i doubt anyone will even read this... (gif unrelated, just funny)
i have very weird dreams, usually they are one of the four here;

1) dreams i can control but are very short
2) dreams that have no logic, usually in places that don't make sense and keep changing
3) very very bad dreams, i used to get them a lot but not so much, the most common of these is a zombie apocalypse and my weapon literally vanishes out of my hands.
4) dreams that continue, like tv episodes though they are usually months or even years apart, i could tell you about one that started years ago and keeps continuing if anyone cares...

Yeah i only did that because i'm bored, i doubt anyone will even read this... (gif unrelated, just funny)
#62 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2012) [-]
for no.2 i call those sugar rush dreams
#18 to #6 - alcutyabalsoff (08/03/2012) [-]
I was fighting zombies in a dream with a pistol when it suddenly turned into a water pistol MFW
User avatar #118 to #18 - goldenleaf (08/04/2012) [-]
I had a zombie apocalypse dream once.


It started out on my patio, with Bruce Willis fighting a zombie on the edge of my pool. Cool as **** , right? So I go, for some reason, to the backyard, and there's this ****** zombie, fro and everything.


He starts chasing me, and grabs my wrists, so I'm trying to push him off. I say, "BRUCE, HELP." And he responds with, "I'm a little busy here!" As he continues to hit the zombie he was fighting with an axe. So I turn my attention back to this ****** that is biting at me like I'm made of ******* watermelon, and he pushes me into the pool. I couldn't breathe, but I made it out.


I make it into my house and grab a knife, this ****** will not let go. I stab it into his head like a fork into a delicious turkey dinner, and he drops. Bruce has taken care of his zombie, and meets me inside.


We head towards the nearest train station, and board the last outgoing train to ******************* . As we're standing, I notice a little flashing bump on the floor, and Bruce grabs me by the waist and throws me out the window of this subway. We somehow survive the impact against the narrow space between the speeding train and the wall, and start to run. The train explodes behind us, and we're standing there, wondering what the **** to do now.



So we head back to the ************* station, and stop as we hear this weird stepping noise. These things were walking in line behind one another in the terminal. Their legs were positioned like a three legged stool, and they had triangular bodies. The skin was stretched so thin over them that every muscle could be seen as they walked. There were piles of bodies up past the yellow line of the the terminal. That's all I rememeber.



Sorry for the long post ._.
#13 to #6 - fancyshark (08/03/2012) [-]
I've had similar, continuing dreams always weird me out.

but my lucid dreams are insane, my favorite trick is repulse from Star wars force unleashed 2, recently i've become invisible, being able to fly happens every time, and sometimes I manage to change people's appearances and buildings around me (extremely disappointing to wake up from)

but the weirdest thing was when a dream had ending credits, which means my subconscious named itself (unfortunately cant remember what)
#8 to #6 - intentscarab ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
For No. 3 dude, just use your fists and feel their skulls crush on impact onto your fist, and also give yourself superpowers!
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