I know im not the only one. "HEY lets go to a large dark room with blazing music and let random people rub on us!!!!". l fvc,) HEW. >Be in club >Way too crowded >Only serve alcohol (I don't drink) >Want to leave >Can't find exit, want to exit through entrance >Black bouncer HOW ABOUT NO bitch
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#40 - waffleofdoom (08/03/2012) [-]
mfw I enter a club
mfw I enter a club
+4
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#364 to #326 - waffleofdoom (08/04/2012) [-]
You're right!!!!
You're right!!!!
#10 - redblueyellow (08/03/2012) [-]
>Be in club
>Way too crowded
>Only serve alcohol (I don't drink)
>Want to leave
>Can't find exit, want to exit through entrance
>Black bouncer guy won't let me and doesn't tell where exit is
>Search for exit pushing people aside for next 10 minutes
>Find exit, next to bouncer
> ******* asshole
>About to take step to exit
>Hear sound
>Sound is someone barfing
>No time to move
>Get hit full in the back and legs with barf
> ****
>Finally out of club, want to go home
>transportation isn't here yet
>Go to KFC for milkshake
>Everyone staring at me because of dried up stinking barf on clothes
>Because of this I go to sit in the childrens corner
>Transportation arives
>Finally get home
>tell story to parents
>Dad laughes his ass of
>Never went to club again
User avatar #24 to #10 - dachief (08/03/2012) [-]
Sounds about right.
#28 to #10 - DeadlyHorizons (08/03/2012) [-]
Milkshakes at kfc?
User avatar #177 to #28 - themuffinmanman (08/04/2012) [-]
I've seen many a KFC that has an A&W built in.
User avatar #175 to #28 - captainrattrap (08/04/2012) [-]
Also, there ain't no chillin's sexshun in no kfc I been at. I'z black so I tell ya I know wut I'z talkin' bout tho.
#235 to #175 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 - taokami (08/03/2012) [-]
I would rather hang in a bar with good mates and talk about random ****
User avatar #251 to #4 - shitshitshit (08/04/2012) [-]
same here
#32 to #4 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
ted is that you?
User avatar #199 to #32 - TedMosby (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm right here.
User avatar #203 to #14 - bananarowboat (08/04/2012) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #341 to #203 - taokami (08/04/2012) [-]
he's Scruffy, Scruffy the janitor.
#180 - FUKit (08/04/2012) [-]
The only problem with this picture is about 90% of funnyjunk isnt old enough to step a foot inside a club.
#217 to #180 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
you do realize i´m 16 and i can enter in a club whenever i want

not all fj lives in america with a 21 year old drinking age (mine is 16 obviously)
#293 to #217 - ashybone (08/04/2012) [-]
His comment wasn't specified towards you.
#182 to #173 - tomorrowsnightmare (08/04/2012) [-]
This is what I do.
#139 - madhattergirl (08/04/2012) [-]
Just about sums it up
Just about sums it up
#142 - newmemebringsjoy (08/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, I hate clubs too.
#146 to #142 - hitachu (08/04/2012) [-]
Im going to hell for laughing at this.
#74 - mathafaka (08/03/2012) [-]
I would prefer 80´s clubs
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#81 to #74 - hjgduyhwsgah (08/03/2012) [-]
I think an 60's party would be even better.
#101 to #81 - mrninjatoast (08/03/2012) [-]
Gentlemen please. 70's Disco all the way.
Gentlemen please. 70's Disco all the way.
#48 - vncrz (08/03/2012) [-]
MFW when I go to a club and all I see are drunk and semi-drunk people sweating profusely and taking pictures with their bottles so as to portray some kind of 'coolness'
MFW when I go to a club and all I see are drunk and semi-drunk people sweating profusely and taking pictures with their bottles so as to portray some kind of 'coolness'
#31 - youcocksmoker (08/03/2012) [-]
how he must have felt
how he must have felt
+10
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#168 - tonyspinners (08/04/2012) [-]
**tonyspinners rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Damn Harry ** MFw in the club
#29 - fuckmymen (08/03/2012) [-]
then you aren't drunk enough
#313 - mytrakytra (08/04/2012) [-]
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I want to go to clubs to dance,

Not to:
Pick up chicks
Get drunk/high
Deal with any ********

I just want to ************* dance.
#150 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm more a spade guy, although my family prefer Hearts and Diamonds.
#157 to #150 - rambearclaw (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the ace of spades
+7
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+7
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#219 - novacane (08/04/2012) [-]
I ******* hate clubs too.
#222 to #219 - ProfessorGigsTwo (08/04/2012) [-]
Hey! Me too...damn those clubs to hell.
#239 to #222 - novacane (08/04/2012) [-]
tell me about it!
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