I know im not the only one. "HEY lets go to a large dark room with blazing music and let random people rub on us!!!!". l fvc,) HEW. >Be in club >Way too crowded >Only serve alcohol (I don't drink) >Want to leave >Can't find exit, want to exit through entrance >Black bouncer HOW ABOUT NO bitch
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#10 - redblueyellow
Reply +100
(08/03/2012) [-]
>Be in club
>Way too crowded
>Only serve alcohol (I don't drink)
>Want to leave
>Can't find exit, want to exit through entrance
>Black bouncer guy won't let me and doesn't tell where exit is
>Search for exit pushing people aside for next 10 minutes
>Find exit, next to bouncer
>******* asshole
>About to take step to exit
>Hear sound
>Sound is someone barfing
>No time to move
>Get hit full in the back and legs with barf
>****
>Finally out of club, want to go home
>transportation isn't here yet
>Go to KFC for milkshake
>Everyone staring at me because of dried up stinking barf on clothes
>Because of this I go to sit in the childrens corner
>Transportation arives
>Finally get home
>tell story to parents
>Dad laughes his ass of
>Never went to club again
#24 to #10 - dachief
Reply 0
(08/03/2012) [-]
Sounds about right.
#201 to #10 - seventh
Reply +3
(08/04/2012) [-]
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#28 to #10 - DeadlyHorizons
Reply +40
(08/03/2012) [-]
Milkshakes at kfc?
#57 to #28 - rovor
Reply +12
(08/03/2012) [-]
#177 to #28 - themuffinmanman
Reply +4
(08/04/2012) [-]
I've seen many a KFC that has an A&W built in.
#175 to #28 - captainrattrap
Reply -8
(08/04/2012) [-]
Also, there ain't no chillin's sexshun in no kfc I been at. I'z black so I tell ya I know wut I'z talkin' bout tho.
#235 to #175 - anon
Reply 0
(08/04/2012) [-]
******
#238 to #235 - captainrattrap
Reply +4
(08/04/2012) [-]
******* ****...
#56 - horsefetus
Reply +64
(08/03/2012) [-]
#180 - FUKit
Reply +53
(08/04/2012) [-]
The only problem with this picture is about 90% of funnyjunk isnt old enough to step a foot inside a club.
#217 to #180 - anon
Reply 0
(08/04/2012) [-]
you do realize i´m 16 and i can enter in a club whenever i want

not all fj lives in america with a 21 year old drinking age (mine is 16 obviously)
#293 to #217 - ashybone
Reply +5
(08/04/2012) [-]
His comment wasn't specified towards you.
#4 - taokami ONLINE
Reply +47
(08/03/2012) [-]
I would rather hang in a bar with good mates and talk about random ****
#32 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(08/03/2012) [-]
ted is that you?
#199 to #32 - TedMosby
Reply +6
(08/04/2012) [-]
I'm right here.
#251 to #4 - shitshitshit
Reply 0
(08/04/2012) [-]
same here
#14 to #4 - moffe
Reply +16
(08/03/2012) [-]
#203 to #14 - bananarowboat
Reply 0
(08/04/2012) [-]
Who are you?
#341 to #203 - taokami ONLINE
Reply +2
(08/04/2012) [-]
he's Scruffy, Scruffy the janitor.
#142 - newmemebringsjoy
Reply +34
(08/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, I hate clubs too.
#146 to #142 - hitachu
Reply -5
(08/04/2012) [-]
Im going to hell for laughing at this.
#145 to #142 - patofeliz
Reply +9
(08/04/2012) [-]
#40 - waffleofdoom
Reply +34
(08/03/2012) [-]
mfw I enter a club
mfw I enter a club
#326 to #40 - eulogy **User deleted account**
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#364 to #326 - waffleofdoom
Reply +1
(08/04/2012) [-]
You're right!!!!
You're right!!!!
#48 - vncrz
Reply +32
(08/03/2012) [-]
MFW when I go to a club and all I see are drunk and semi-drunk people sweating profusely and taking pictures with their bottles so as to portray some kind of 'coolness'
MFW when I go to a club and all I see are drunk and semi-drunk people sweating profusely and taking pictures with their bottles so as to portray some kind of 'coolness'
#29 - fuckmymen
Reply +29
(08/03/2012) [-]
then you aren't drunk enough
#139 - madhattergirl
Reply +20
(08/04/2012) [-]
Just about sums it up
Just about sums it up
#173 - urghseventysix
Reply +19
(08/04/2012) [-]
#182 to #173 - tomorrowsnightmare
Reply +2
(08/04/2012) [-]
This is what I do.
#188 to #182 - maestroxevous
Reply +7
(08/04/2012) [-]
#183 to #182 - urghseventysix
Reply +4
(08/04/2012) [-]
That's nice