HAAAAAA!. . IF JESUS WAS NOT REAL WHY ARE VAMPIRES AFRAID OF CROSSES? CH ECOMALE.. Because, they're allergic to .
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User avatar #3 - nidhugg (08/02/2012) [-]
Vampires are afraid of the symbols of the religion they belonged to before they became vampires. So Jewish vampires aren't afraid of crosses or the Star and Crescent symbol
#14 to #3 - AnonymousDonor (08/03/2012) [-]
did you read I am Legend too?
User avatar #70 to #14 - nidhugg (08/03/2012) [-]
No but perhaps someday I will.
I found it while I looked vampires up after I and my brothers discussed them. I also found that in Dracula(book), he don't get hurt in sunshine, he just get as weak as a human..
User avatar #32 to #14 - srskate (08/03/2012) [-]
I almost guaranteed he has.
#44 to #32 - AnonymousDonor (08/03/2012) [-]
aye. i was going to post that too but i saw he had it covered..... such a good book too [and so scientifically sound] i cant believe they ****** up the movie like that
User avatar #220 to #44 - srskate (08/05/2012) [-]
I don't think its fair to say that the movie was bad. It was just different from the book. It was still an amazing movie though.
#222 to #220 - AnonymousDonor (08/06/2012) [-]
aye i suppose it wouldve been if i wasnt so disappointed
User avatar #22 - anomypingas (08/03/2012) [-]
Because when people tried to find a way to kill vampires they shoved a cross up their ass.
User avatar #50 to #22 - generalcool **User deleted account** (08/03/2012) [-]
and then when they've finished shoving crosses up their ass they ask them
"have you accepted jesus as your lord and savior?"
#15 - onepumpwonder (08/03/2012) [-]
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#12 - jellotesticle (08/03/2012) [-]
Because, they're allergic to ******** .
#47 to #12 - phantomseeker (08/03/2012) [-]
Oooooooooooooh.
Oooooooooooooh.
#21 to #12 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
AY OOOOOOOOOOOOO
#36 to #12 - icameheretotroll (08/03/2012) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#65 to #12 - jkoczor (08/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 - MuahahaOfLore (08/03/2012) [-]
What if the Vampire was Atheist?
User avatar #49 - Theyneverknow (08/03/2012) [-]
Because crosses are real.
Checkmate
#25 - yeorey (08/03/2012) [-]
Not in the world of Blade.
You gotta stake those *********** with sliver.
User avatar #30 to #25 - EnergizierAnon (08/03/2012) [-]
with sliver? sliver of what?

lol, jus messin
#119 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
Why did you choose the symbol for pain and suffering, AKA the cross, to symbolize your religion? No hating, I just find that really, really stupid.
User avatar #120 to #119 - whitenerdy (08/03/2012) [-]
Why are so many females who peform BDSM dressed as nuns?

User avatar #161 to #120 - judoman (08/03/2012) [-]
I think its like a venn diagram of nun and bdsm.
#27 - killerrook (08/03/2012) [-]
Vampires aren't real?
#122 to #96 - alucord (08/03/2012) [-]
he uses them as tooth picks

Why? because **** you
#130 to #96 - alucord (08/03/2012) [-]
More suited to your user name
#176 to #130 - millennial (08/03/2012) [-]
My names actually based on Star Wars...
But I ******* love Hellsing.
#180 to #176 - alucord (08/03/2012) [-]
I knew it didn't match, but it was close so I went for it
#182 to #180 - millennial (08/03/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reply, so heres a picture that's worth one straight trip to hell
#183 to #182 - alucord (08/03/2012) [-]
shut up and take my dog
#184 to #183 - millennial (08/03/2012) [-]
shut up and take my alien
#185 to #184 - alucord (08/03/2012) [-]
Shut up and take my Gif!   
   
Actually my name comes from a video game with alucard, not hellsing
Shut up and take my Gif!

Actually my name comes from a video game with alucard, not hellsing
#187 to #185 - millennial (08/03/2012) [-]
Ultimate > Regular
And I figured as much. Isn't Castlevania or something like that?
User avatar #192 to #187 - alucord (08/03/2012) [-]
Right!
Symphony of the night, Old on the PlayStation
User avatar #188 to #187 - millennial (08/03/2012) [-]
*Isn't it
#110 to #96 - thadin (08/03/2012) [-]
Get back in your cage.
User avatar #26 - kouzan (08/03/2012) [-]
Because they hate religious symbols as much as we do.
User avatar #39 - mcsloth (08/03/2012) [-]
because you're waving the thing in their face, those things can take an eye out!
User avatar #154 - Shinai (08/03/2012) [-]
Actually they're just afraid of right angles.
#5 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
vampires are afraid on any (religious) stuff if you believe on it.
#166 - seaburns (08/03/2012) [-]
Because this
User avatar #33 - srskate (08/03/2012) [-]
Classic funnyjunk

someone posts funny content

a ******* of people start gettin butthurt.
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