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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#3 - trandhal
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> Stare up at the clouds
> It is finished
> No matter what happends, no matter how old I get
> I'll never forget...
> Fats McGee. And his Retard Three

The ending was just too beautiful. Manly tears were shed
#17 - thesmarterest
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I like Neal more. I think it has enough plot that they could make a movie of it.
(Be warned, the pic is very large.)
User avatar #73 to #17 - littlemsfunnyjunk
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i ******* love these!!
User avatar #22 to #17 - notsofunnycomedy
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holy **** that was a long read
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#25 to #24 - thesmarterest
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That's all I have.
#5 - iskandersa
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i ******* lost it at the thunderdome
#56 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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this is how I imagine Fats
this is how I imagine Fats
User avatar #1 - themrawesome
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OK, first comment on undoubtedly front page material.
I have to play this cool, to get massive thumbs.
Here goes.....
User avatar #7 to #1 - tropius
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Too bad this is a repost.
#19 to #7 - jzaned
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Too bad I don't care.
#8 to #7 - noobiereaper
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which ofc means itll get to frontpage
User avatar #37 - roflstorm
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folks, thisll sound "of ******* course" like but, i have a tard story of my own.
its the story of Dallas.
>6rd grade
>be new to school
>sitting on office waiting for some ****
>random megatard walks in office, half naked. (no shoes or pants)
>dude couldve been at least 300 lbs
>casually sits down next to me
>"mi nem ith dals"
>sit there blankly
>grabs my arm and reefs me to ground
>sudden onslaught of ******* brock lesnar strength hammer fists
>tard wrangler busts in with back up
>megatard sounds the tard alarm with a bomb siren type of scream
>stampede of tards of all sizes storms office like the ******* allies storming normandy
>its the wranglers VS the tards
User avatar #39 to #37 - roflstorm
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Dallas and the great tard war pt I
>Dallas climbs on table and raises fist
>Tards at the ready
>you could here a pin drop
>sudden eye of the ******* tiger glare bombards the wranglers
>a brigade of a dozen battletards drops on all fours
>******* beast modes
>im watching this glorious sight from behind a desk
>the front line of battletards lunges out at the wranglers in complete unison
>everything that wasnt bolted down was used as weapons
>staplers, pan holders, books, pencils cases, everything
>the wranglers never had a chance
User avatar #43 to #39 - roflstorm
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Dallas and the great tard war pt II
>many screams rung out of the tards mouths
>some high pitch bat cries signaling some kind of special attack from the stumptards
>others were like ******* bass drops from hell. these i shortly learned meant they were signaling their leader that a life was claimed.
>meanwhile Dallas is coordinating every single battletard with a variety of grunts, screams, roars and oddly enough, belches.
>then one high pitches scream in particular shutters the battlefield
>the weakest tard was taken out.
>Dallas flips absolute ****
>jumps off the table and in some kind of slow motion, does this swan dive
>battletard leader Dallas lands on wrangler
>the end is nigh
>cont'd some more
User avatar #44 to #43 - roflstorm
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Dallas and the great tard war pt III
>the wranglers get a hold of one of the tards and disarms him
>2 battletards fire a pencil case artillery shell into the field
>a barrage of multiple dozen pencil crayons and their broken let scatter shots pelt the wranglers.
>its no use
>some of the wranglers duck behind desks and strategize
>the head wrangler calls out "XJ49 DELTA"
>immediate battle change
>wranglers suddenly immune to pencil case artillery fire
>Dallas sees this and gargles illegible words
>3 minitards run at tables and jump
>he called in a ******* air strike
>minitards hit their mark
cont'd again
User avatar #47 to #44 - roflstorm
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Dallas and the great war finale
>wranglers never saw it coming
>head wrangler witnesses several of his men give their lives
>calls out the retreat
>several wranglers retreat into the vans
>the war is over
>the tards have won
>but at what cost?
#64 to #47 - phantomseeker
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#60 to #47 - trandhal
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Oh god wat?

It's glorious... but still so much Wat?
User avatar #45 to #44 - tables
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what happened to me?
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User avatar #9 - verticalvampire
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this should be a movie
User avatar #10 to #9 - zzforrest
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And fat McGee should be forced to attend.
User avatar #12 to #10 - verticalvampire
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it shall be called "FAT McGEE AND THE TARD 3"
starring Nicholas Cage as teacher
costarring - John Travolta as fat mcgee
User avatar #13 to #12 - zzforrest
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Holy **** let this happen.
User avatar #14 to #13 - verticalvampire
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call twisted pictures
#61 - phantomseeker
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A tale that shall be passed on down through the ages.   
Literally. I'm going to make a temple in every MC server I go in, and write this down in a book at the heart of every temple.
A tale that shall be passed on down through the ages.

Literally. I'm going to make a temple in every MC server I go in, and write this down in a book at the heart of every temple.
#23 - toolazytocare
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This is the reason why I love people's sense of humor. You, sir, are the reason why patience is a ******* virtue.
Well. *******. Done.
User avatar #38 - imynameispooh
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I wish i had a slow clap gif at this moment
#50 to #38 - blackflames
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I wanna try too! :D
I wanna try too! :D
#40 to #38 - duperthirtytwo
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Here you are, sir.
Here you are, sir.
User avatar #41 to #40 - imynameispooh
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Thank you my good sir:D