More lifeguard antics. This has only worked for me once.. Me, being the awesome lifeguard that T am, guarding the peel, when suddenly... a little hey starts run
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This has only worked for me once.

Me, being the awesome lifeguard that T am,
guarding the peel, when suddenly...
a little hey starts running!
Hey little buddy, You need walk!
runs even Easter"
Hey, You need walk!
runs even faster with weird spaghetti arms*
Man, this kid is really ******* me eff!
Held en... T have a crazy ideal
RUN LITTLE BOY RUN!!!
immediately steps*
Here' s year lessen in reverse : olr: ogar,
hitei. Accept it and walk away.
Thank yen, e wise Deuche D)
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Submitted: 08/02/2012
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User avatar #3 - notsofunnycomedy (08/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A Life Guard that i work with told me that while I was on post. I then saw a kid running so i decided to try it out on him. I screamed "RUN!" and at that second, he turned to me in confusion then faceplanted on the concrete floor. I got suspended by my boss because i encouraged his actions. i hate kids.
#18 - devout feminist (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why didn't you ******* kick his ass? That little **** deserved to get his head broke.
User avatar #19 to #18 - orangepikmin (08/03/2012) [-]
Ummmm... Because I would definitely get fired for that?
#16 - AwkwardPanda (08/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Accept it and walk away."   
And then the kid started running again.
"Accept it and walk away."
And then the kid started running again.
#15 - devout feminist (08/03/2012) [-]
WALK!
User avatar #9 - ribar (08/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
thats why i like ocean life guarding, we don't give a **** if kids run, and if they do trip they fall into sand, its pretty comical to watch actually
#14 - stonermark (08/03/2012) [-]
I have kids running on the pool deck all the time. It's hard to get them to stop so usually I'll just take a hose and hose it down, that way kids will slip and fall and i get to laugh my ass off when it happens.
#10 - WONDERWAFFLE (08/03/2012) [-]
"Accept it and WALK away"
#7 - ttotheroll (08/02/2012) [-]
**ttotheroll rolled a random image posted in comment #457 at Korean Logic ** Dem arms.
#6 - gotdiabeetus (08/02/2012) [-]
**gotdiabeetus rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Priorities **
sheeeeiiiiiitttttt
User avatar #5 - hobocow (08/02/2012) [-]
Wheres the punchline? Wheres the joke? I don't get it.
#4 - devout feminist (08/02/2012) [-]
"Accept it and and walk away"
And then he ran againg.
#1 - devout feminist (08/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #120715 at Brony/MLP Forum ** Fap to this!
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