Jehovah's witnesses

#15 - mushkaa

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#55 to #15 - bateking

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Fo'shizzle

#79 to #55 - dalgaard

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#100 to #79 - ascendedwings

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#37 - tempman

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#34 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

mfw Jehovah's witnesses come to my door and I'm transgendered, bisexual, and polytheistic

#54 to #34 - xboxperks

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Are you a boy or a girl?

#103 to #54 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Body's a boy, currently. I am a girl.

#115 to #103 - xboxperks

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Heh, your username is the name of my ex (Elizabeth). Did I change your feelings on what you want to be!?

#116 to #115 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

I don't understand the question

#118 to #116 - xboxperks

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Nevermind, bad joke. But good luck in life; I know it's hard for you.

Puppy for whenever you feel down!

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#101 to #39 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

It's annoying. Body never does what I want it to and often does things I don't want it to. Also makes it harder to get a job. Gonna change it when I have the funds. Sex change is expensive and usually isn't covered by insurance

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#112 to #106 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Just born with a penis, unfortunately. :P
What you're thinking of are called hermaphrodites. I'm actually good friends with one :)

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#114 to #113 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Not sure. I suppose it's a kind of birth defect. While forming in the womb, I guess the stem cells formed my brain one way and my body another.

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#119 to #117 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Yes I have, actually. :) I just didn't know why until my junior year of highschool. When I found out what it was, I came out immediately. I don't like closets. Same with my bisexuality

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#121 to #120 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Honestly, everyone's different. There are transwomen (people like me) who are attracted to women, as well as transmen (Women on outside, men on inside) who are attracted to men. I know straight males who are very feminine and I know gay males who are very masculine. I guess when it happens, it's because some parts of the mind get affected while others don't.

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#123 to #122 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

You are very welcome :)

#64 to #34 - masterboll

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(08/02/2012)[-]

what?

#38 to #34 - anon id: 5d541a02

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(08/02/2012)[-]

so do you have a penis or a vagina

#102 to #38 - elizabethsiber

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Have a penis, want a vagina

#41 to #34 - tylosaurus

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(08/02/2012)[-]

That's awesome. I just want to crossdress. I love traps. c:

#60 - tehlulzbringer

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Could you spare a minute for Jesus Christ?

#27 - carey

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(08/02/2012)[-]

description :D

#28 - lordalpaca

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#47 - controlled

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Their is a cure for Jehovah's witnesses.

#50 to #47 - lolfire

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Yeah it's called cutting them then laughing at them when they can't accept a blood transfusion..

#124 to #50 - anon id: 53b19a25

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(08/03/2012)[-]

ever heard of bloodless surgery?

#125 to #124 - lolfire

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(08/03/2012)[-]

No.
And in the vast majority of cases that wouldn't be applicable, **** them anyway, they want to complicate things then they can just ******* bleed out.

#40 - artyommetro

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#70 - creepymacncheese

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Witness - " Excuse me sir do you have about 45mins to talk about the almighty lord jesus christ ? "
Me - " Ummm...err..sorry but no im busy right now thanks "
Witness - " You can always make room for the lawrd "
Me - " yeah, cool, i got to go "
witness steps in my house
Witness - " let me just show you these books on how to make yourself a better person"
** idea strikes in my head **
Me - "UUUGGGRRRRHHH ! SATTTAAANN HAS SENT ME TO FEED ON THE SOULS OF THE LIVING UGGGGGHHHH "
Witness - " Oh deer ! , "
** witness runs out of my house into his car and slams it **

I am going to helll,

#88 to #70 - potatotown

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(08/02/2012)[-]

i have always wanted one of them to actually go inside my house, because then that would let me go grab my paintball gun and start shooting them, and if they call the police i'll just be like "im sorry officer, they came inside my house and i felt threatened"
mfw

#67 - demideus

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(08/02/2012)[-]

Few monthes ago jehovahs witnesses been coming to my neighborhood alot more often. once a week or so. one day i just got out of the shower when i heard my doorbell rang. i looked out the window and saw them. instead of putting on clothes i just walked out without my towel and answered the door. they looked at me for 3 seconds and just walked away. they havent came to my house since

Can i have immortality instead of a psp, jesus?