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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#72 - thefishmerchant
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MFW colorblind
#76 to #72 - greatdavid
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haha you just made me laugh
#80 to #76 - anon id: 73e6c95f
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Real ******* neato.
#145 to #72 - CheeriosMan
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#167 to #72 - Fabregas
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What colour is this picutre?
User avatar #169 to #167 - thefishmerchant
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Might as well be a rainbow for all I know damnit...
User avatar #173 to #169 - pootispencerhere
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lol its solid grey
User avatar #197 to #173 - thefishmerchant
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Dude I know the technical term is "color deficient," I can see colors I just can't tell shades, like reds and browns, purple and blues, some greens and yellows, **** like that.
User avatar #380 to #173 - Fabregas
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It was actually red. Looks like you're colourblind mate. Sorry to hear
#110 to #72 - lolzebrapants
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#138 - mconor
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Exactly how much porn do you have to watch before your girlfriend prospects begin to increase?
#140 to #138 - noonehere
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That's the point where you begin featuring in the films.
#198 to #140 - anon id: e4b85034
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User avatar #29 - facedodge
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I like how girlfriend prospects inches up again at the end.
User avatar #85 to #29 - xplosevdiarrhea
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Big manly arms.
#93 to #85 - madeitforthemusic
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*Big manly arm.
#104 to #93 - xplosevdiarrhea
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Nice. But seriously I'd switch it up after a while, cause it'd get tired and you might want to be a little more discreet than this guy.
#349 to #104 - madeitforthemusic
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Well I play slap bass with my right hand and wack it with my left. So they're kinda evened out.
User avatar #318 to #104 - pickledherring
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that's why i jerk it left handed because i am right handed and everything i do during the day with my right hand counteracts all of my whacking with my left
User avatar #56 - Spavaloo
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* surreptitiously closes 36 tabs*



What porn?
User avatar #100 to #56 - Marker
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The XKCD character works so well there....
User avatar #11 - ewowo
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I'm very much near the end of this scale and still have a girlfriend. Suck it, newfags.
User avatar #37 to #11 - snickerlicker
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She must be seriously ugly.
#81 to #11 - ericd
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How do you know when you're at the end of the scale? (hands don't count btw)
User avatar #371 to #81 - ewowo
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The number of horse penises seen did it for me. And before you ask, no I don't actively look for horse penises.
#94 to #11 - killzer **User deleted account**
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User avatar #372 to #94 - ewowo
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127 people by now.

Also this is basically what 4chan does only all the ******* time.
#65 to #11 - anon id: cd20712f
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"newfags" ******* die in a fire, cancer.
User avatar #69 to #65 - ewowo
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I'm a cancer, who should die in a fire, because of the use of a word...

Gee, you do rank Hitler on the tolerance scale, anon.
#83 to #11 - anon id: d0b88987
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Your right hand doesn't count.
#113 to #11 - thegreentext
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She's not your girlfriend unless she likes you back.
She's not your girlfriend unless she likes you back.
#79 to #11 - themoe
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Guys, i think he's referring to Rosie Palmer and her five sisters
#82 to #79 - anon id: d1dee625
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Took me a while to get that. Here have all my internets
#54 to #11 - meltdown
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User avatar #13 to #11 - jaynsilentbob
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if you have a girlfriend why do you watch so much porn?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ewowo
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Why wouldn't I? I ******* love porn.
User avatar #23 to #14 - ahjay
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Well how about you **** your girlfriend instead of wanking away?
User avatar #41 to #23 - ewowo
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Why not both? eh?

Well why the **** not?
User avatar #16 to #14 - jaynsilentbob
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thats cool
User avatar #17 to #16 - ewowo
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Those who are often prone to having negative feelings will persist in disapproving of my exploits!
User avatar #18 to #17 - jaynsilentbob
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no you just sound like a royal faggot.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ewowo
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Haters gonna hate. Whatever :p. At least I don't delete when I get thumbs down.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jaynsilentbob
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Fair point. Respect.
User avatar #22 to #19 - mistressluna
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You use smileys....
all of my why
User avatar #24 to #22 - ewowo
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I don't see the problem?
User avatar #25 to #24 - mistressluna
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They are gay and I hate almost everyone who uses them
User avatar #30 to #25 - ewowo
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And I used to think bronies were open-minded...
#31 to #30 - anon id: 0dba6846
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Because you are a fan of a children's show, you must be open-minded. Your logic is flawless.
User avatar #33 to #31 - ewowo
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...

The logic is that because Bronies preach self-righteously about being open-minded all the time, I used to think they actually WERE.
#35 to #33 - anon id: 0dba6846
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You believed that because a few strangers on the internet went on about how my little pony changed their life, that the community itself is open-minded, the community of bronies is every bit as judgemental as everyone else, they just are advocates of "special" people, they hate normal people just as you or I do
They love disabled children and homosexual people because they're different and they don't have the same opportunities as a lot of people, which I agree, they don't, but that doesn't mean they don't find normal people disgusting
User avatar #40 to #35 - ewowo
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Dude. The statement was valid.

You don't expect people who regularly participate in gay-pride parades to be narrow-minded either.

At no point did I say there wouldn't be any exceptions to this.
#43 to #40 - anon id: 0dba6846
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No, you shouldn't put parameters on someone because of a single event, if you see someone at a gay pride parade, you assume they support gay rights, that's cool, but I support gay rights and I'm a total cunt.

I support all kinds of rights and I'm a total cunt who has pet peeves just like that brony, just because I don't like MLP and he does, doesn't mean that he's automatically different from me in any way besides that one facet.
User avatar #45 to #43 - ewowo
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Can't a guy post a somewhat witty comeback that makes sense in a conversation without getting complaining comments from an anon?

I know the statement isn't 100% valid. I bet every statement you ever make is Completely valid and devoid of bias or generalization.
#47 to #45 - anon id: 0dba6846
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This is the internet, I am anonymous, you can't hurt me, but I can hurt you, because you're under a username and all these thumbs, red and green, belong to you.

Being anonymous frees me from having to worry about what anyone thinks of me.

No, I don't make 100% valid statements, no one does. But on the internet, you're gonna get someone to argue with you and be right or wrong in your own mind, and they might think they're wrong and you think they're right coming away from a conversation.

tl;dr this is the internet, you can't do anything without being criticized. Have fun!
User avatar #52 to #47 - ewowo
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LOL

I am not anonymous. My whole identity, being ewowo, resident of Funnyjunk, The Internet, is known to the general public.

and yes, they can thumb down, it serves to approve or disapprove of what I have to say. I don't actually give a **** about these thumbs. I don't get gratification or disappointment from them. They don't reward or punish me.

So yeah usernames mean jack ****.
The rest of your comment was pretty solid. I still don't fully agree with your earlier remarks, but I agree with this one.
#63 to #52 - anon id: 0dba6846
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People have been provoked with less, I used to go to a school with a kid and he was my friend, and he stopped talking to me, because he thought I wasn't cool enough for him, so I put him up on a few site, his little "rap videos"

Silly white kid, trying to rap, people flamed the hell out of him. Found his facebook, found his youtube account.
User avatar #67 to #63 - ewowo
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Offensive to the internet*
User avatar #66 to #63 - ewowo
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I tend not to make a total ass of myself.


Rakin g in red thumbs with a provoking statement isn't really as offensive as being a totally ridiculous white rapper kid.
#57 to #52 - anon id: 0dba6846
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After a very short stint on your profile, I noticed you've posted a picture of yourself, if that is indeed you, everything in your "funnyjunk" life becomes part of your real life.   
   
I'm not one of those psychos that is gonna try to backtrack that image or find you on facebook or anything, I'm just saying the internet isn't always as safe as you think.
After a very short stint on your profile, I noticed you've posted a picture of yourself, if that is indeed you, everything in your "funnyjunk" life becomes part of your real life.

I'm not one of those psychos that is gonna try to backtrack that image or find you on facebook or anything, I'm just saying the internet isn't always as safe as you think.
#71 to #57 - kingmarston
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Purple Lines...
User avatar #60 to #57 - ewowo
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The picture doesn't compromise my security any more than my IP adress.

Which a hacker can find out about you too.

I don't think I really piss off people so much that'd they'd actually want to ruin my life irl.
I mean 'suck it newfags' doesn't provoke SUCH strong feelings.
#112 to #33 - ragingbrony
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This image has expired
I like how this suddenly switched to a brony argument for a bit here.
User avatar #373 to #112 - ewowo
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Welcome to ponyville funnyjunk, faggot.
Where everything is about bronies.
EVERYTHING.
User avatar #152 to #112 - mistressluna
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The place is literally still searing with red thumb rediation
User avatar #32 to #30 - mistressluna
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lol only the newfaggy retards and the ones that "went to war with 4chan"
#50 to #11 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account**
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User avatar #53 to #50 - ewowo
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Only if you care aout red thumbs.

Also HOLY **** that's a sweet roll.
#12 to #11 - ranchochupacabra
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cool dude
#27 to #12 - lcarnage
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User avatar #95 - Marker
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Why does the orange line start at a number above zero?
User avatar #103 to #95 - pornzmon
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because you are a citizen of some country so they have some information already, like your birth and whatnot
User avatar #106 to #103 - Marker
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Still, it seems like it starts at number higher than 1, but it's hard to tell since it's unlabeled.
User avatar #108 to #106 - pornzmon
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well there are no units so it's impossible to tell anyway
#105 to #95 - jxj [OP]
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The government is always watching you man.
User avatar #107 to #105 - Marker
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****........
#144 - floydrose
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**** me I'm color blind and some of these shades just look too similar
**** me I'm color blind and some of these shades just look too similar
User avatar #150 to #144 - lolfire
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I've always wondered what being color blind is like...
Do you just see black and white for some colors, or do they just look like the same color as something near it ?
#155 to #150 - floydrose
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Monochromia is the disorder in which you see in black and white (different shades of grey).
I have red-green color blindness.
I can't see a number or whatever there is in this picture at all.
User avatar #162 to #155 - DevilsCalling
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i see.....50 shades of grey
#164 to #155 - thelastusername
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I'm also red green colorblind and i share your pain brother.
#166 to #164 - floydrose
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User avatar #157 to #155 - lolfire
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Does the red and green colors just blend or something then ?
User avatar #158 to #157 - floydrose
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I can't see red and green, those two colors to me look brown/a different shade of brown.
#302 to #158 - anon id: 363167f2
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he is just trollin
#28 - riddlerenigma
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Fixed
User avatar #92 to #28 - nggamer
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what did you fix???
#102 to #92 - asrial
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He removed the pink line (amount you'd admit).