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User avatar #37 - sphinxe (08/01/2012) [-]
"Muriel! I think there's someone upstairs!"

"Quick Alfred, call the police!"

"Screw the police, I'll hit em with my best one-liner!"
#73 to #37 - iwatchusleepatnite (08/01/2012) [-]
First thing that came to mind
User avatar #10 - vedgetable (08/01/2012) [-]
imagine them telling a ****** joke and hearing "RACISTS!" from upstairs
#62 to #10 - klondikemonster (08/01/2012) [-]
I don't think I should be laughing this goddamn hard
User avatar #20 to #10 - redflame (08/01/2012) [-]
What if someone would open the door and said, I brought the KFC!
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#3 to #2 - DingoJ (08/01/2012) [-]
whatd he get for his birthday?   
   
nothing, he didnt live that long
whatd he get for his birthday?

nothing, he didnt live that long
#23 to #2 - moustacha (08/01/2012) [-]
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?


Not sure, he couldn't open it.
#49 to #23 - syntheticsubstitut (08/01/2012) [-]
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names!

User avatar #19 - cannonofanon (08/01/2012) [-]
This is almost like when the cop said MARCO and whoever he was looking for said POLO
User avatar #21 to #19 - Bruda (08/01/2012) [-]
I heard the same thing but it was an army guy trying to save his buddy who was captured in a POW camp and another about a Fireman trying to get someone out of a burning building
#53 - confetti (08/01/2012) [-]
If you were alone at home, and you heard a fart that wasn't from you, would you laugh?
If you were alone at home, and you heard a fart that wasn't from you, would you laugh?
User avatar #60 to #53 - thenewgizmobox (08/01/2012) [-]
i would laugh then get really scared....
then laugh again.
#82 to #60 - hisown (08/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #55 to #53 - DrBobsPatient (08/01/2012) [-]
yes...
#105 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
now i wanna know the joke.
#38 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
I wish I knew what that joke was, it must have been pretty funny to get him to laugh.
#26 - muffcabage (08/01/2012) [-]
Seen this so many times...
#100 - oenomaus (08/01/2012) [-]
<--- the couple's face when
<--- the couple's face when
#158 - mikaelkid (08/02/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at KFC **

Criminals face after joke was told
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#160 to #158 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
Relevant ****** is relevant
#65 - janderp (08/01/2012) [-]
**janderp rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Anti-Grope ** <-- The joke
User avatar #125 - pepemex (08/02/2012) [-]
**pepemex rolls 613,948,559** Number of cock's up OP's ass and in his mouth at any given moment
#61 - demideus (08/01/2012) [-]
he wasnt a very smart thief was he?
#50 - warmbuns (08/01/2012) [-]
Burglar up stairs
Burglar up stairs
#1 - carlose (08/01/2012) [-]
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, &quot;My friend is dead! What can I do?&quot;. The operator says &quot;Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.&quot; There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says &quot;OK, now what?&quot;
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
User avatar #40 to #1 - funnyjunktitan (08/01/2012) [-]
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.

At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions of stars."

Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?"

Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes retorts, "Someone stole our tent."
#88 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at MFW im getting leg cramps **
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at MFW im getting leg cramps **
#89 to #88 - leg (08/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #70 - mrrandomness (08/01/2012) [-]
hey ya know whut would be funny? if their was a thief in our house right now.

*upstairs* PPFFFFFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
#66 - engutuapadrina (08/01/2012) [-]
Repost? You deserve to be killed with a spoon
Repost? You deserve to be killed with a spoon
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