Pigeon I Woolworths Australia' s Fresh Food People
Hello / ;, I' m a Pigeon. Today, I decided to have a nibble
of your freshly baked bread and like many other pigeons, I went in
wion high , To my disgust, the bread was no where
near the pigeon Standard and I could tell mm hideous
colour that your Staff have no idea whatsoever in the art of baking
bread. When I took my first of your ovoid bread, the first
thong I noitced was that there was no oranos at all, Let me say that
again, NO MOTHERFU) CKING CRUNCH, I apologise for the language
but you have to understand that the first thong a pigeon looks for in
hie bread the oranos. A loaf of bread without oranos like a
ginger oerion wion a soul, t nayer happens . Also, other
than the bread not having a beautifu goldenoreo/ colour, the
actual bread itoi; Artair; ted like a piece of cardboard mate been pissed
on by a Skunk, eaten by the Fat Kavorkian who then Shite t out
only to be Squirted wion Julia Guillard' S vaginal guisee. I mean e'en
my Shit which contains ayer in different disease; meted better than
your bread. I would recor mend you getitng rid off all your bread
bakers and replace them wion Fillip's mm Masterchef, a man who
actually knows how to bake bread. You cannot be ' S Fresh
Food People if you simply cant provide good duality bread.
tldr: Your bread Shit. unbake.
With all of that being said, I enjoyed your tomatoes.
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