right in the eye. . Richie lowered a was the other day, when she read the order hack to me she said, ", you have one thick sausage, anything else?" Aloowed her
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right in the eye

Richie
lowered a was the other day,
when she read the order hack to me she said, ", you have one thick
sausage, anything else?"
Aloowed her dead in the are and replied, "Yes, Aalso ordered a pizza."
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#7 - sweatymexican (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#6 - intimeaux (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#113 - harvestmoonfanboi (08/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#12 - HerpidyDerp (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
we have a winrar
#29 - aBlindMoron (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>hungry
>decide to get a pizza
>head down to this pizza hut on the corner
>the corner is the absolute ********* corner in the entire city
> ******* and prostitutes loitering everywhere
>enter pizza place
>I get some spaghetti in a cup, a pizza and some breadsticks
>I can't carry everything so I fiddle with trying to put the pasta in my trouser pocket
>suddenly two ******* bust into the store holding guns
>" ***** this is a robbery"
>the ******* proceed to empty the register
>suddenly one of ******* looks at me
>" ***** do I smell pasta?"
>suddenly all the spaghetti fell out of my pockets
>i made a break for it while the ****** was distracted and ran out of the restaurant
>I opened the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
#1 - briggsil (07/31/2012) [-]
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#33 - mrlawl ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
#46 - glassmaker (08/01/2012) [+] (44 replies)
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#91 to #55 - triggathepirate (08/01/2012) [-]
Stop. please.
Stop. please.
#143 - thewhiteboy (08/01/2012) [-]
a thumb for you such a fine gentlemen
a thumb for you such a fine gentlemen
#124 - flawlesswinz (08/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #32 - moneyd (08/01/2012) [+] (11 replies)
i call ********
who's ever heard of a pizza delivery girl?
#27 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [+] (14 replies)
aaaand that is why I always say "hand tossed" when reading back orders.
#30 - noaim (08/01/2012) [-]
MFW
#139 - sexypandas (08/01/2012) [-]
pizza´s face when
#2 - TheCuckooloon (07/31/2012) [-]
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#20 - keduti (08/01/2012) [-]
HFW closing the door.
HFW closing the door.
#111 - smithybfc (08/01/2012) [-]
yfw
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