right in the eye. . Richie lowered a was the other day, when she read the order hack to me she said, ", you have one thick sausage, anything else?" Aloowed her
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Richie
lowered a was the other day,
when she read the order hack to me she said, ", you have one thick
sausage, anything else?"
Aloowed her dead in the are and replied, "Yes, Aalso ordered a pizza."
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User avatar #181 to #7 - sweatymexican (08/01/2012) [-]
holy shiz thats a lot of thumbs for an image
#12 - HerpidyDerp (08/01/2012) [-]
we have a winrar
#13 to #12 - tmlfana (08/01/2012) [-]
Somebody say Winrar?
#1 - briggsil ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
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#6 - intimeaux (08/01/2012) [-]
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#33 - mrlawl ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
#143 - thewhiteboy (08/01/2012) [-]
a thumb for you such a fine gentlemen
a thumb for you such a fine gentlemen
User avatar #164 to #124 - bitchimawesome (08/01/2012) [-]
Im punk so I must rebel!
Yes, yes you do. That is the way of that culture and to be a part of it you must rebel.

Im asian so I must be good at math.
Well typicaly people of asian decent are of asain culture and in that culture much is demanded of them in terms of how well they do in education, therefore an asian is more LIKELY to be good at math then people of other races, therefore if Im looking for a good mathimatician and I dont know much about the people around me then going to any observable asian is going to raise my chances of finding someone whos good at math. I do not do this because asians are all good at math but are more likely to be good then other people, this does not imply that any race is superior to the other as it is not based on the idea of a races potential for math skill, just the likelyhood of people of that race to have a high level of skill in math based on the high likely hood of the people of that race to belong to a culture that demand this level of skill. So it is not because I believe in racial inequality that I go to her, it is because people of that race are more likely to be raised in a culture that demands that skill. I may also go to people of other races for help as well, as I understand all races have equal potential. I will also acknowledge and consider equaly the input on said math problem if it comes from someone of another race, unless I KNOW that that specific person has a lower or higher math skill than the other specific person.

I dye my hair crazy colors so I must want attention!
Depending on the culture you're trying to emulate this may simply be a message to others about who you wish associate with if anyone at all. You may also just do it for aesthetical reasons to make yourself feel good. However depending on how people interpret this it may cause conflict and by extention attention. Though your not necessarily an attention whore, you're more likely to be.

Pizza
Your quality is based on the skill of your creator.
#142 to #124 - vytros (08/01/2012) [-]
I get the joke and all but...

What the **** would the first one want to say? The point of being punk is to rebel, or in any case go against social norms in a way. That you refuse to be the person that society expects you to be.

/endrant
User avatar #32 - moneyd (08/01/2012) [-]
i call ********
who's ever heard of a pizza delivery girl?
User avatar #172 to #32 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [-]
we have 4...
#41 to #32 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
It wasn't delivery.
#43 to #41 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
It was DiGiorno?
#102 to #32 - qqmumu (08/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #32 - itsdonealredy (08/01/2012) [-]
me, ex gf is pizza girl at pizza time in bellinghamm washington
User avatar #35 to #34 - moneyd (08/01/2012) [-]
well then...
ill just be quiet now
User avatar #37 to #35 - cmurphyjrjrjr (08/01/2012) [-]
he sure showed you
User avatar #99 to #39 - dougche (08/01/2012) [-]
HARUHI
User avatar #173 to #34 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [-]
I've lived there
User avatar #90 to #34 - blacknailpolish (08/01/2012) [-]
dear god. bellinghamm is the home place to the amazing wonderful benjamin gibbard.
#30 - noaim (08/01/2012) [-]
MFW
#2 - TheCuckooloon (07/31/2012) [-]
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#159 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
somewhat related
#111 - smithybfc (08/01/2012) [-]
yfw
#27 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [-]
aaaand that is why I always say "hand tossed" when reading back orders.
User avatar #47 to #27 - klondikemonster (08/01/2012) [-]
Do you work at a Domino's too?
User avatar #171 to #47 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #83 to #47 - puredeliciousness (08/01/2012) [-]
Dominos fj team members unite!
User avatar #84 to #83 - klondikemonster (08/01/2012) [-]
Whoo... I guess, I'm usually stuck delivering, which is a good job, I can't complain about the payoff of the tips and wages... but I'm using my own car and paying for my own gas, which sucks really hard.
User avatar #85 to #84 - puredeliciousness (08/01/2012) [-]
Same here, and for right now I have an SUV, and I'm getting 15.8 mpg. Sucks dick when you're delivering.
User avatar #170 to #85 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [-]
I used to have an SUV and I averaged 10... from there I got an s10 now a chrysler 300
User avatar #174 to #170 - puredeliciousness (08/01/2012) [-]
How much do you guys get per delivery for gas or "mileage" or whatever you wanna call it? If any at all that is.
User avatar #176 to #174 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [-]
was $1.40 but since gas went down here is down to $1.25.

Delivery rates are figured every quarter.
User avatar #177 to #176 - puredeliciousness (08/01/2012) [-]
Ah snap, do all Dominos pay the same delivery rates? Because that's what I get too. Where are you from?
User avatar #178 to #177 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [-]
It's regional. They go by AAA reported prices in your local headquartered city. If you're in the south it's New Orleans, People in busier cities get a higher base price. It just varies really.
User avatar #179 to #178 - puredeliciousness (08/01/2012) [-]
Ah, well I'm from the suburbs in MN, so they probably go on prices from the Twin Cities.
User avatar #87 to #85 - klondikemonster (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm driving a 1990 Plymouth Voyager... old ass granny-wagon that somehow gets 20 MPG and can get 20 gallons, I totally lucked out with my car, but it could be so much better
User avatar #175 to #87 - puredeliciousness (08/01/2012) [-]
How much do you guys get per delivery for gas or "mileage" or whatever you wanna call it? If any at all that is.
User avatar #180 to #175 - klondikemonster (08/01/2012) [-]
a dollar and ten cents per trip, that's not even half a gallon of gas
#29 - aBlindMoron (08/01/2012) [-]
>hungry
>decide to get a pizza
>head down to this pizza hut on the corner
>the corner is the absolute ********* corner in the entire city
> ******* and prostitutes loitering everywhere
>enter pizza place
>I get some spaghetti in a cup, a pizza and some breadsticks
>I can't carry everything so I fiddle with trying to put the pasta in my trouser pocket
>suddenly two ******* bust into the store holding guns
>" ***** this is a robbery"
>the ******* proceed to empty the register
>suddenly one of ******* looks at me
>" ***** do I smell pasta?"
>suddenly all the spaghetti fell out of my pockets
>i made a break for it while the ****** was distracted and ran out of the restaurant
>I opened the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
#165 to #29 - spidermanrapeskids (08/01/2012) [-]
My story's similar but the pasta was a gun and smoke bombs and instead of them falling out of my pockets I shoot up the cinema.
#150 - medick (08/01/2012) [-]
Yo dawg I heard you like pizza.
#139 - sexypandas (08/01/2012) [-]
pizza´s face when
#28 - carmineshelmet (08/01/2012) [-]
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