canada owns. . You: I have we sock on Stranger: i have no socks on You: why? Stranger: in my bed You: oh, that makes sense. 1 doel wear socks in bed either Stra
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canada owns

You: I have we sock on
Stranger: i have no socks on
You: why?
Stranger: in my bed
You: oh, that makes sense. 1 doel wear socks in bed either
Stranger: where do you live
You: Canada
Stranger: we kicked m ass in hockey bitch
Stranger: and we hate hockey here
You: I dent watch Hockey, so it' s
Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything
Stranger: FACT
You: IN SORRY! COULDN' T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN.
Ytou have
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User avatar #24 - sneakychicken (08/01/2012) [+] (15 replies)
obvious trolling... theres not a canadian alive that doesn't watch hockey
#324 - stlbecker (08/01/2012) [+] (23 replies)
>be american   
>not allowed to express my love for USA   
>every little mistake i make makes me another "retarded American"   
>whole country called fight despite myself and all of my friends and family being in shape   
>hated by most of the world    
>not allowed to show national pride or else im another redneck gay hating American   
>feelsbadman
>be american
>not allowed to express my love for USA
>every little mistake i make makes me another "retarded American"
>whole country called fight despite myself and all of my friends and family being in shape
>hated by most of the world
>not allowed to show national pride or else im another redneck gay hating American
>feelsbadman
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#3 - samanthasfriend has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#4 to #3 - whiistle (07/31/2012) [-]
would you rather get pretty good healthcare or none?   
btw just because you pay for your doctor yourself doesn't mean you will get a better doctor.
would you rather get pretty good healthcare or none?
btw just because you pay for your doctor yourself doesn't mean you will get a better doctor.
#55 - dickynix (08/01/2012) [-]
Implying Health care plans make noise
#149 - madenfan (08/01/2012) [-]
stop hating on canada, i went to see batman yesterday and i DIDN'T get shot.
User avatar #247 - Tyranitar (08/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Man is proud to be Canadian/British/etc.
"Good for you, its good to love your country"

Man is proud to be American
"OMG YOU DUMB UNEDUCATED OBESE MCDONALDS-EATING CALLING-FOOTBALL-SOCCER ASSHOLE, EVERYONE HATES AMERICA, STOP SHOVING YOUR UNDESERVED PRIDE DOWN OUR THROATS"

Thats what it feels like, anyway...
#70 - kingranch (08/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)
alright, im a canadian who lives in canada (go ******* figure) yes our healthcare is free... but that means, as pointed out in some comments, our hospitals are crowded as **** , and wait times are horrendous, and not mention we still have almost zero coverage on our pharmaceuticals. SO as a canadian ( with a ******* job... yes im talking to you NEWFOUNDLAND) i believe a free healthcare that spends money on pharmaceuticals and better development of drugs and less on hospital visits makes more sense. That is all... sorry for offending the odd newfoundlander with a job.... double also, quebec... start pulling your ******* weight around here... Thank you for reading.
#424 - Deicide (08/01/2012) [+] (22 replies)
Little did the American realize but over HALF of the hockey team was Canadian and the other half was Swedish.
User avatar #210 - aceshot (08/01/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Free healthcare = little motivation for doctors to do a good job on their patient because they don't get paid enough.

Private healthcare = doctors do a good job on their patient because the patient is personally paying them the money they desire to do their job.
User avatar #224 to #213 - richardw (08/01/2012) [-]
Aboot*
User avatar #101 - ericzxvc (08/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Dat moment when Canada won the olympics for hockey, and the American teams on the NHL are all full of Canadians.... ignorant American
#454 - manirock (08/01/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in Mexico
Meanwhile, in Mexico
#226 - therealrainbowdash (08/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
One of the best gifs i have.
One of the best gifs i have.
#259 to #250 - therealrainbowdash (08/01/2012) [-]
I live in Canada aswell.

Just washed my car bear last week.
#295 - thesaxking (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW Canada Owns
Canada Owns
Canada
#293 - muffcabage (08/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Oh you have health care?

how's that military defense looking
User avatar #300 to #297 - AnotherDude (08/01/2012) [-]
s'alright really, you guys gave us a bunch of stuff, i mean thanks! Have a good day , eh?
#304 - happyapple (08/01/2012) [+] (16 replies)
1. We are far less populated
2. We have much more land and resources
3. We have a better political system
4. We have good terms with most countries
5. We have a high education system in comparison with the USA
6. We have a better healthcare system
7. We are a safer more family friendly environment
8. Our dollar is the same, or higher this year
9. We have closer ties to British and French culture
10. Ignorance is a bit lower in this country, although there are ignorant delusionals like the USA.

**** i love the great land of canada, great to call home
User avatar #142 - vserras (08/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
is america better than canada in any way?

better education, better health care, generally wealthier, less corrupt government, etc.
User avatar #166 to #142 - rokulda ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Oh please, every government is corrupt.
#59 - reaperssprint (08/01/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Now that man, stranger, makes me want to shoot some people. I 						*******					 love Hockey, just because he's some brain dead jackass doesn't mean he has to insult the best neighbors a country could ask for.    
   
We love you Canadians, at least up here in PA.
Now that man, stranger, makes me want to shoot some people. I ******* love Hockey, just because he's some brain dead jackass doesn't mean he has to insult the best neighbors a country could ask for.

We love you Canadians, at least up here in PA.
#37 - MaxTheCow (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I actually remember Canada beating the US in hockey.
I have coke to prove it
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