canada owns. . You: I have we sock on Stranger: i have no socks on You: why? Stranger: in my bed You: oh, that makes sense. 1 doel wear socks in bed either Stra
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canada owns

You: I have we sock on
Stranger: i have no socks on
You: why?
Stranger: in my bed
You: oh, that makes sense. 1 doel wear socks in bed either
Stranger: where do you live
You: Canada
Stranger: we kicked m ass in hockey bitch
Stranger: and we hate hockey here
You: I dent watch Hockey, so it' s
Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything
Stranger: FACT
You: IN SORRY! COULDN' T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN.
Ytou have
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User avatar #24 - sneakychicken (08/01/2012) [-]
obvious trolling... theres not a canadian alive that doesn't watch hockey
#365 to #24 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Itt: Adopted idiots claim they're Canadian.

I'm sorry... That was rude of me.
#370 to #365 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
^ Apology after insult, obvious canadian.
User avatar #148 to #24 - odinson (08/01/2012) [-]
Me
#356 to #24 - dankey (08/01/2012) [-]
obliviously everyone who put me are Canadian
obliviously everyone who put me are Canadian
#144 to #24 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Me.
User avatar #390 to #24 - brianhanerjr (08/01/2012) [-]
not me
User avatar #25 to #24 - Harkonnen (08/01/2012) [-]
me
#191 to #24 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
me
User avatar #380 to #24 - purplepossumfivex (08/01/2012) [-]
I don't.
I'm sorry, I lied.


Sorry.
User avatar #172 to #24 - GoodGood (08/01/2012) [-]
or would speak in such a hateful manner without apologizing.
#443 to #172 - ozthebest ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Except for Scott. Scott's a dick.
#469 to #443 - scottyy (08/01/2012) [-]
im not a dick
#454 - manirock (08/01/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in Mexico
Meanwhile, in Mexico
#399 - rennat ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #182 - OMGChrisHansen (08/01/2012) [-]
Liberal content with conservative comments. FJ is so confusing.
#70 - kingranch (08/01/2012) [-]
alright, im a canadian who lives in canada (go ******* figure) yes our healthcare is free... but that means, as pointed out in some comments, our hospitals are crowded as **** , and wait times are horrendous, and not mention we still have almost zero coverage on our pharmaceuticals. SO as a canadian ( with a ******* job... yes im talking to you NEWFOUNDLAND) i believe a free healthcare that spends money on pharmaceuticals and better development of drugs and less on hospital visits makes more sense. That is all... sorry for offending the odd newfoundlander with a job.... double also, quebec... start pulling your ******* weight around here... Thank you for reading.
#97 to #70 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
How does Quebec not pull it's weight...hell they pay the most taxes due to federal and provincial taxes.
#109 to #97 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
its all provincial tax that is ******* you guys. when you really think about it its all ****** ontario's fault, they refuse to give the eastern provinces mineral rights back even though they know there is loads of off shore oil, and same with saskatchewan, they have all sorts of oilsands similar to alberta if not more. But french lawyers in ottawa (trudeau, chretien) have to **** everyone over.
User avatar #105 to #97 - ericzxvc (08/01/2012) [-]
But their provincial tax does **** for the rest of the country, it goes into funds for making sure that they force French upon everyone
#102 to #70 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Quebec has been ****** since the 50's after that asshole Maurice Duplessis turned down lots of government funding.
#91 to #70 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
This is and has always been the exact scenario I describe when people bring up the whole healthcare issue. Most people ignore it and go on believing that this kind of system will turn a whole country into immortals.
User avatar #513 - jordoguy (08/01/2012) [-]
People fighting because they live on a different piece of ground, and that's why the human race sucks.
+7
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#324 - stlbecker (08/01/2012) [-]
>be american   
>not allowed to express my love for USA   
>every little mistake i make makes me another "retarded American"   
>whole country called fight despite myself and all of my friends and family being in shape   
>hated by most of the world    
>not allowed to show national pride or else im another redneck gay hating American   
>feelsbadman
>be american
>not allowed to express my love for USA
>every little mistake i make makes me another "retarded American"
>whole country called fight despite myself and all of my friends and family being in shape
>hated by most of the world
>not allowed to show national pride or else im another redneck gay hating American
>feelsbadman
#407 to #324 - threenippledcousin (08/01/2012) [-]
dude you didn't choose to be american. You never choose where to be born. So you can be proud but don't act like you somehow controlled your mothers minge so you were born in america
#535 to #407 - stlbecker (08/01/2012) [-]
It is human nature to be proud of who we are and where we come from. even though i agree people take it a little too far
User avatar #458 to #324 - daentraya (08/01/2012) [-]
Maybe instead of pride, why not just show your love of your country? In Denmark we have a nice word, fædrelandskærlighed, which means love for home country. I have yet to hear a dane use the word pride. Being proud of something that happened by accident is silly
#531 to #458 - davetheepic (08/01/2012) [-]
It is not pride that it happened, but pride with how far we have come. From my experience we tend to use both terms as the same ideal
User avatar #579 to #531 - daentraya (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh, as in the people who has worked as a whole for something great and created something in your country that youre proud of.. Okay
#582 to #579 - davetheepic (08/02/2012) [-]
*have*
and yes, but I've realized not everyone can understand how I feel if they don't share the same love for America, so whatever your opinion is, have it, and I won't give a damn about the ignorance of others because in the end I wont change anything. Have a good one.
User avatar #583 to #582 - daentraya (08/02/2012) [-]
When is it 'has' and when is it 'have'? Seeing as my english teacher is quite a bitch, i'll have to learn myself the things i fail at
#584 to #583 - davetheepic (08/02/2012) [-]
It is a very complicated rule, and I apologize for acting high and mighty there, I was in a foul mood earlier. I believe if you are using a plural form, such as people, you use have. Singular, such as him, use has.
User avatar #588 to #584 - daentraya (08/03/2012) [-]
Okay, ill see if i can remember that rule. Truth be told, i dont know many grammar rules, but i get by
#590 to #588 - davetheepic (08/03/2012) [-]
alright have a good one
#400 to #324 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Being proud of your country is okay, and I actually admire patriotic people.

Saying "hurrrrr durrrrr we are better you and you all suck compared to us" is not something I would encourage.

Never mix up being proud and being and arrogant **** . One is perfectly okay, the other is not.
User avatar #381 to #324 - Crusader (08/01/2012) [-]
You can show pride, you just can't show ignorance, or arrogance, be humble with your praise.
#341 to #324 - davetheepic (08/01/2012) [-]
I know how you feel, the few who live up to the stereotype ruin it for the rest of us. Kind of ****** that people are too ignorant to understand that certain people of a group do not sum up the rest.
#402 to #341 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
"Kind of ****** that people are too ignorant to understand that certain people of a group do not sum up the rest"

Ohhhhhhhhhh it is funny because also a lot of Americans think all Muslims (the sum) have the same terrorist mentality as Al-Qaeda (the certain people in the group).
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#530 to #402 - davetheepic (08/01/2012) [-]
key word "alot" not all, perhaps their opinions should be taken with a grain of salt. But you make a good point
#348 to #341 - stlbecker (08/01/2012) [-]
i know man

i mean i am american and i just hate when i see content like this because every country can brag about all the good stuff they have in their country while everyone only focuses on the bad side of the united states. I love it here in America, i dont know where all the hate comes from
#369 to #341 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
What a goddamn poncey passive agressive comic.

Garbage.
#416 to #341 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
In regard to the comic, personally I wouldn't say the pledge because of the religious aspects in it.
I'd gladly say it if it actually had separation of church and state. Like the whole nation is supposed to be about.
#362 to #341 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
the problem is those "few" people you spoke of form a majority
#378 to #362 - vangoz (08/01/2012) [-]
Actually they form the loud minority while the majority holds their tongues and don't give a 			****		 about what people on the internet have to say about them.....   
   
   
   
   
inb4 i smell butthurt
Actually they form the loud minority while the majority holds their tongues and don't give a **** about what people on the internet have to say about them.....




inb4 i smell butthurt
#371 to #362 - davetheepic (08/01/2012) [-]
perhaps you are right in some respects, although once you get past the fact that certain people cannot get their heads out of the feed bucket, those who are belligerent assholes and the scum who constantly ask for handouts because they refuse to work after being told by the government that no one should have to work for what they earn. You will get down to the proud Americans such as my self, that understand that working for what you get is part of life and while we do not like what we see in the people around us, we understand that our nation has its faults just as any other. I choose to see past stereotypes and witness the greatness of other nations as well as my own, perhaps you should do the same
#337 to #324 - stlbecker (08/01/2012) [-]
wtf i meant whole country called "fat"

guess im just another stupid american...
User avatar #288 to #190 - Crusader (08/01/2012) [-]
Mainly fueled by me.
#269 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
free health care? LOL good luck getting an organ transplant in Canada.
#77 - walkingdisaster (08/01/2012) [-]
I don't even want to scroll down into the comments because I fear the political 			****		 storms that may be in it.
I don't even want to scroll down into the comments because I fear the political **** storms that may be in it.
#404 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in England...
#149 - madenfan (08/01/2012) [-]
stop hating on canada, i went to see batman yesterday and i DIDN'T get shot.
#141 - cruzslzr (08/01/2012) [-]
That ******* last line
#55 - dickynix (08/01/2012) [-]
Implying Health care plans make noise
#424 - Deicide (08/01/2012) [-]
Little did the American realize but over HALF of the hockey team was Canadian and the other half was Swedish.
User avatar #430 to #424 - frutus (08/01/2012) [-]
True. The two best hockey nations in the world.
User avatar #432 to #430 - reican (08/01/2012) [-]
well the swedes must have something..
User avatar #433 to #432 - frutus (08/01/2012) [-]
What do you mean?
#436 to #433 - reican (08/01/2012) [-]
Swedes and Norwegians are like english and scots, or americans and canadians
#439 to #436 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #438 to #436 - frutus (08/01/2012) [-]
Not really. Scotsmen don't like englishmen because of their war history. Americans don't like canadians because they are jelous. Not sure why Norway hates us though.
User avatar #463 to #438 - rieskimo (08/01/2012) [-]
Who says Americans don't like Canadians? In the media we make some light jokes at the expense of Canadians from time to time but overall I'd say most Americans like Canadians and find them cordial and polite.

Except for some of those French-Canadian assholes.
User avatar #466 to #463 - frutus (08/01/2012) [-]
Okay I was a bit unfair. But I was just generalizing because I have no experience myself whatsoever. I have only picked this up from watching american shows, like Colbert Rebort and Jon Stewart.
User avatar #470 to #466 - rieskimo (08/01/2012) [-]
Well, that's fair, our shows definitely try and spell out a none-existent rivalry.
#441 to #438 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
I don't hate you :(
User avatar #440 to #438 - reican (08/01/2012) [-]
well its all fun and games you know everything one do the other try to do better.. kinda rival like more i guess
User avatar #445 to #440 - frutus (08/01/2012) [-]
Are you norwegian? If so, then you probably are familiar with the Sweden/Norway jokes? I think the jokes are exactly the same except you say Swede and we say Norwegian.
Example:
What does the Norwegian use as a map in the desert?
Sandpaper.
User avatar #456 to #445 - walcorn (08/01/2012) [-]
We use the same kind of jokes on you :)
All in fun and games of course...


Why did the swede bring a cardoor with him to the desert?
So he could roll down the window if he's too warm.
User avatar #465 to #456 - frutus (08/01/2012) [-]
Haha yeah I know that one!
Why do the Norwegians walk around the shops with ladders?
Beacuse their prices are so high
User avatar #472 to #465 - walcorn (08/01/2012) [-]
A Blind Norwegian, a deaf Dane, and a paralyzed Swede met a Genie.
They both got 1 wish each.

The norwegian said: "I wish for new eyes"
The Dane said: "I wish for new Ears"
And the Swede said: "I wish for new Wheels"
User avatar #476 to #472 - frutus (08/01/2012) [-]
That's a good one. I'm out of jokes now :/
User avatar #488 to #445 - reican (08/01/2012) [-]
yup, thats it, plus the friendly rivalisation.
#468 to #445 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
A swede, a finn and a norwegian strand on an isle. The norgwegian shoots the rest.
User avatar #473 to #468 - walcorn (08/01/2012) [-]
As much as I hated that joke, I still laughed
User avatar #489 to #468 - reican (08/01/2012) [-]
unless! im a zombie. then i eat the rest
#451 to #436 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
but Denmark owns both
User avatar #487 to #451 - reican (08/01/2012) [-]
yea, with drugs and hookers.
User avatar #419 to #403 - mettih (08/01/2012) [-]
Can we see an American Map of the world please?
#434 to #419 - kingpongthedon (08/01/2012) [-]
Done.
Done.
User avatar #448 to #434 - dazzayafool (08/01/2012) [-]
I laughed so a thumb for you!
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User avatar #428 to #403 - skumbaner (08/01/2012) [-]
But Russia are great at hockey? :(
User avatar #417 to #403 - wrought (08/01/2012) [-]
"Seals and the Mulroney"
I love you so much for uploading this
User avatar #413 to #403 - timbittwo (08/01/2012) [-]
I laughed so ******* hard when I saw, "Vancouvers ancestors" or as they say it, "Bancouber"
User avatar #425 to #413 - AresX (08/01/2012) [-]
Africa should be Toronto's ancestors
User avatar #200 - bruce lee (08/01/2012) [-]
Shouldn't his healthcare plan fix his hearing?
#93 - thebacondroid (08/01/2012) [-]
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