Heart. . Girl: I' m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her f poop
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Girl: I' m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father
is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he'?
Father: You don' t know who gave you the heart'?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I' m Just kidding, he went to the toilet.
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Submitted: 07/31/2012
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User avatar #5 - hellsear (07/31/2012) [-]
My dad did something similar a few years ago. I had a seizure and woke up in the middle of the night at the hospital not remembering anything or even knowing where I was at. My dad was in the room with me, and the room I was in wasn't lit up too well. I saw my dad and asked "Where am I, what happened?!" He responded very seriously, "Son, you've been in a coma for five months" My heart sank. I started freaking the **** out. Then he was like "HAHA nah I'm kidding you just hit your head and had a seizure you're fine." ******* troll dad.
User avatar #39 to #5 - onceman (07/31/2012) [-]
Mus have been a hell of a seizure.
#13 to #5 - melolicious (07/31/2012) [-]
fake thumbwhore.
#18 to #13 - Rascal (07/31/2012) [-]
meh, still funny
User avatar #55 to #13 - jjristine (07/31/2012) [-]
someones rustled
#197 to #13 - Rascal (08/01/2012) [-]
you are the thumbwhore. on your profile you posted the same content over and over again
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#86 to #13 - baconseed **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #13 - Rascal (07/31/2012) [-]
Well by the looks of it, his story is better than urs
#128 to #57 - melolicious (08/01/2012) [-]
i got a comment with more thumbs so im good :)
#129 to #5 - rawrbowwow (08/01/2012) [-]
I pictured this happening.

"Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!"
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#9 to #5 - zombsiez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#209 to #9 - Rascal (08/01/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3964731/Computers

show some support to my content
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#250 to #209 - zombsiez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#188 - Rascal (08/01/2012) [-]
Boy- I'm Having penis surgery today
Girl- I know
Both Cry-
----------After operation
Boy Wakes up
Boy- Where is she
Dad- who do you think gave you the penis
Boy- Wut?
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User avatar #7 - monsterman (07/31/2012) [-]
I've had heart surgery.
You don't just wake up. You're basically an orally impaired retard with half-open eyes.
#11 to #7 - xboxencounters (07/31/2012) [-]
"orally impaired"


i ******* lol'd.
#44 - razmantaz (07/31/2012) [-]
>Have to have operation on knee   
>Anaesthetist comes in   
>6'5" Russian by the name of Vladimir Golov   
>"I'm here to put you to sleep"   
>			******		   
>Give me aesthetic   
>Counting backwards from 10   
>Stop at 5   
>RISE LIKE A SEAMONSTER ROARING   
>Vladamir absolutely 			*****		 his Russian pants   
>No memory after that
>Have to have operation on knee
>Anaesthetist comes in
>6'5" Russian by the name of Vladimir Golov
>"I'm here to put you to sleep"
> ******
>Give me aesthetic
>Counting backwards from 10
>Stop at 5
>RISE LIKE A SEAMONSTER ROARING
>Vladamir absolutely ***** his Russian pants
>No memory after that
User avatar #83 to #44 - danniegurl (08/01/2012) [-]
Anesthesiologist and anesthesia
User avatar #89 to #83 - razmantaz (08/01/2012) [-]
I thought it might have been anesthesiologist when I doubled checked the spelling but I remember that's what they said he was in hospital. Only now did I see the other spelling mistake >.<
User avatar #84 to #83 - danniegurl (08/01/2012) [-]
Anesthetic
User avatar #133 to #44 - shitshitshit (08/01/2012) [-]
im snorting like a pig with a deviated septum over here im laughing so hard
#12 - contradiction (07/31/2012) [-]
GOOOD! GOOOD! put her under pressure and make her cry right after heart surgery!
#177 - manythingstodohere (08/01/2012) [-]
This image has expired
seriously the joke is older than the internet
User avatar #189 to #177 - spyisspy (08/01/2012) [-]
.50 Action Express aspirin
#246 to #177 - Rascal (08/01/2012) [-]
oh, that is an airsoft gun. more like 6mm aspirin for you
#201 - vanhoutte (08/01/2012) [-]
<----The Boyfriend
#199 - Digitalphear ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#213 to #199 - donaldyouidiot (08/01/2012) [-]
i just got the green man on the sine thing.   
   
 i feel stupid now....
i just got the green man on the sine thing.

i feel stupid now....
User avatar #68 - Rhitman (07/31/2012) [-]
>Gets skull smashed by 200lb falling tree branch
>Blacks out
>Wakes up in hospital one week later
>In so much pain
>All my hair is gone
>Asks what happened
>They tell me I've been in there a week
>They tell me I was swearing ever swear word in the book while i was out
>They also tell me how I kicked a nurse in the face
>And how i was begging people to take me out of there saying I would give them money if they did
pokerface.jpg
#193 - latinotornado (08/01/2012) [-]
lyk dis if u cry evertym
#198 to #195 - steavo (08/01/2012) [-]
That's...the joke.
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#139 - masterartist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#103 - Coolinbny (08/01/2012) [-]
&lt;- The father's face when he realizes he's part of the joke
<- The father's face when he realizes he's part of the joke
#182 - urcool (08/01/2012) [-]
nice repost, show it again!
nice repost, show it again!
#94 - graysonnn (08/01/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#145 to #94 - faperturescience (08/01/2012) [-]
Necrophilia action happened rite thur
#134 - tonyspinners (08/01/2012) [-]
I remember one time my pet turtle had to have open heart surgery.  I LOVED this turtle, I found him laying next to a sewer one day, it was the most heart breaking thing ever, there was some blue wrapping around his, like someone just littered right on top of him. I came one day, and  found him on his back one day, trying to breathe, but all that came out were weird noises. I took him to the vet, where they claimed &quot;Open heart Surgery&quot; was the last option. As I waited in the waiting room, a vet assistant came out and claimed the surgery didn't go so well . I started crying (Yes, over a 			*******		 turtle, in before &quot;How pathetic&quot;) but I couldn't take the fact that my turtle might have died. Before I could even say a word, the vet came out, threw my turtle at my face, and said &quot; He's a 			*******		 Mutant!&quot;    
The last thing I remember is M. Night Shyamalan yelling, &quot;CUT!&quot;   
MFW the entire cast got free ice cream that day
I remember one time my pet turtle had to have open heart surgery. I LOVED this turtle, I found him laying next to a sewer one day, it was the most heart breaking thing ever, there was some blue wrapping around his, like someone just littered right on top of him. I came one day, and found him on his back one day, trying to breathe, but all that came out were weird noises. I took him to the vet, where they claimed "Open heart Surgery" was the last option. As I waited in the waiting room, a vet assistant came out and claimed the surgery didn't go so well . I started crying (Yes, over a ******* turtle, in before "How pathetic") but I couldn't take the fact that my turtle might have died. Before I could even say a word, the vet came out, threw my turtle at my face, and said " He's a ******* Mutant!"
The last thing I remember is M. Night Shyamalan yelling, "CUT!"
MFW the entire cast got free ice cream that day
User avatar #135 to #134 - tonyspinners (08/01/2012) [-]
****** **** , fixed the typos*

I remember one time my pet turtle had to have open heart surgery. I LOVED this turtle, I found him laying next to a sewer one day, it was the most heart breaking thing ever, there was some blue wrapping around hi heads, like someone just littered right on top of him. I came home one day, and found him on his back, trying to breathe, but all that came out were weird noises. I took him to the vet, where they claimed "Open heart Surgery" was the last option. As I waited in the waiting room, a vet assistant came out and claimed the surgery didn't go so well . I started crying (Yes, over a ******* turtle, in before "How pathetic") but I couldn't take the fact that my turtle might have died. Before I could even say a word, the vet came out, threw my turtle at my face, and said " He's a ******* Mutant!"
The last thing I remember is M. Night Shyamalan yelling, "CUT!"
MFW the entire cast got free ice cream that day
User avatar #164 - tables (08/01/2012) [-]
has anyone seen the facebook one where the boy "donated new ovaries to the girl"?

some people are just ******* stupid
User avatar #178 to #164 - JJrules (08/01/2012) [-]
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=250126371671651&id=132246446792 978
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#87 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#90 to #87 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2012) [-]
so you woke up mid surgery of what?
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#92 to #91 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2012) [-]
meant "or what". damn, that's scary. there's supposed to be people that have woken up while their cutting them but without being able to move a muscle.
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User avatar #96 to #87 - goonmcnasty (08/01/2012) [-]
Captain cabinet.. trapped in cabinets.. can he get out? will he get out? course he can.
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#98 to #96 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#100 to #98 - goonmcnasty (08/01/2012) [-]
COME WITH ME NOW ON A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
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User avatar #105 to #102 - goonmcnasty (08/01/2012) [-]
There's someone on here called "ImOldGreg", you're not alone mate.
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#107 to #105 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #112 to #107 - goonmcnasty (08/01/2012) [-]
Everyone will want to see my mangina
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User avatar #251 to #96 - Cabinet (08/02/2012) [-]
People are trapped in me?
#168 - dobbelganger (08/01/2012) [-]
and then her weak new heart fails due to shock.
User avatar #61 - rasputinsbeard (07/31/2012) [-]
I once saw the same story (but without the last line) but instead of heart it said ovary....wat?
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