Girl: I' m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father
is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he'?
Father: You don' t know who gave you the heart'?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I' m Just kidding, he went to the toilet.