Heart

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(07/31/2012)[-]

My dad did something similar a few years ago. I had a seizure and woke up in the middle of the night at the hospital not remembering anything or even knowing where I was at. My dad was in the room with me, and the room I was in wasn't lit up too well. I saw my dad and asked "Where am I, what happened?!" He responded very seriously, "Son, you've been in a coma for five months" My heart sank. I started freaking the **** out. Then he was like "HAHA nah I'm kidding you just hit your head and had a seizure you're fine." ******* troll dad.

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(08/01/2012)[-]

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3964731/Computers

show some support to my content

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#129 to #5 - rawrbowwow

Reply+44

(08/01/2012)[-]

I pictured this happening.

"Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!"

#39 to #5 - onceman

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(07/31/2012)[-]

Mus have been a hell of a seizure.

#13 to #5 - melolicious

Reply-96

(07/31/2012)[-]

fake thumbwhore.

#55 to #13 - jjristine

Reply+13

(07/31/2012)[-]

someones rustled

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(08/01/2012)[-]

you are the thumbwhore. on your profile you posted the same content over and over again

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Reply0

(07/31/2012)[-]

Well by the looks of it, his story is better than urs

#128 to #57 - melolicious

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(08/01/2012)[-]

i got a comment with more thumbs so im good :)

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(07/31/2012)[-]

meh, still funny

#44 - razmantaz

Reply+103

(07/31/2012)[-]

>Have to have operation on knee
>Anaesthetist comes in
>6'5" Russian by the name of Vladimir Golov
>"I'm here to put you to sleep"
>******
>Give me aesthetic
>Counting backwards from 10
>Stop at 5
>RISE LIKE A SEAMONSTER ROARING
>Vladamir absolutely ***** his Russian pants
>No memory after that

#133 to #44 - shitshitshit#39 on commentsRank#39

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(08/01/2012)[-]

im snorting like a pig with a deviated septum over here im laughing so hard

#83 to #44 - danniegurl

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(08/01/2012)[-]

Anesthesiologist and anesthesia

#89 to #83 - razmantaz

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(08/01/2012)[-]

I thought it might have been anesthesiologist when I doubled checked the spelling but I remember that's what they said he was in hospital. Only now did I see the other spelling mistake >.<

#84 to #83 - danniegurl

Reply-4

(08/01/2012)[-]

Anesthetic

#12 - contradiction

Reply+52

(07/31/2012)[-]

GOOOD! GOOOD! put her under pressure and make her cry right after heart surgery!

#25 to #12 - leto

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(07/31/2012)[-]

#193 - latinotornado

Reply+36

(08/01/2012)[-]

lyk dis if u cry evertym

#195 to #193 - razorhawkzor

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(08/01/2012)[-]

#198 to #195 - steavo

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(08/01/2012)[-]

That's...the joke.

#192 - shamefulhumor

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(08/01/2012)[-]

#177 - manythingstodohere

Reply+29

(08/01/2012)[-]

seriously the joke is older than the internet

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Reply0

(08/01/2012)[-]

oh, that is an airsoft gun. more like 6mm aspirin for you

#189 to #177 - spyisspy

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(08/01/2012)[-]

.50 Action Express aspirin

#201 - vanhoutte

Reply+28

(08/01/2012)[-]

<----The Boyfriend

#94 - graysonnn

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(08/01/2012)[-]

#145 to #94 - faperturescience

Reply+4

(08/01/2012)[-]

Necrophilia action happened rite thur

#75 - duchessofcorn

Reply+25

(08/01/2012)[-]

A better version:
Girl: I'm having vagina surgery today, I'm scared.
Boy: So am I, I love you.
Girl: I love you too.
* After the surgery *
Girl: Where did he go?!
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the vagina?
Girls face when

#80 to #75 - thebigdirty

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(08/01/2012)[-]

girls face when