Heart. . Girl: I' m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her f
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Girl: I' m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father
is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he'?
Father: You don' t know who gave you the heart'?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I' m Just kidding, he went to the toilet.
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Submitted: 07/31/2012
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User avatar #240 - ultimoz (08/01/2012) [-]
If I had a pound for every time I've seen this, i'd have £6.50
#242 to #240 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Dis is Merica we use dollars
User avatar #243 to #242 - ultimoz (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm in England, I use pounds.
#247 to #243 - verby (08/01/2012) [-]
How have you seen it half a time?
User avatar #249 to #247 - ultimoz (08/01/2012) [-]
I only read half of it this time.
#238 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
I had heart surgery too...
#239 to #238 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU FIVE-EVER.
#237 - agoodchristian (08/01/2012) [-]
haha that'd be so messed up
#236 - ndiliciousa (08/01/2012) [-]
MFW I had a heart surgery as a 5 year old boy
MFW I had a heart surgery as a 5 year old boy
#234 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
lol the sad saying was from long ago, i was about to say you suck for posting something old, but then i saw the toilet **** and it had me laughing :p
+3
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User avatar #241 to #225 - ultimoz (08/01/2012) [-]
This one fits 2) and 3)
User avatar #221 - snikkers (08/01/2012) [-]
This joke is not OC first of all, second It's not how it goes, I really don't remember how it goes....so **** you and I don't care LOL - lot's of love :)
#216 - cheesypoop (08/01/2012) [-]
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#215 - bleachednoodle (08/01/2012) [-]
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#208 - damagekill (08/01/2012) [-]
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#204 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
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Hey guys sorry to bother you, so thumb up my OC
User avatar #205 to #204 - ankensam (08/01/2012) [-]
**** ur comment


but nice post
#207 to #205 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Not his post, just trying to get it thumbed down.
#203 - imfratt (08/01/2012) [-]
**imfratt rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at All Dubstep Fans... ** boyfriend when he gets off the toilet
**imfratt rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at All Dubstep Fans... ** boyfriend when he gets off the toilet
#201 - vanhoutte (08/01/2012) [-]
<----The Boyfriend
#199 - Digitalphear ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
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#213 to #199 - donaldyouidiot (08/01/2012) [-]
i just got the green man on the sine thing.   
   
 i feel stupid now....
i just got the green man on the sine thing.

i feel stupid now....
#193 - latinotornado (08/01/2012) [-]
lyk dis if u cry evertym
#198 to #195 - steavo (08/01/2012) [-]
That's...the joke.
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